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Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 10/30/11



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Studio:  Burning Angel

Category: Feature

Genre: Alt Girls

Director: Joanna Angel

Length: 2 hours 27 minutes

Date of Production: 2011

Production Date: 9-29-2011

Extras: BTS, Trailers, Photos

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: Excellent/Excellent

Cast: Dana DeArmond, Dane Cross, James Deen, Jessie Lee (II), Joanna Angel, Kelly Chaos, Kleio, Mr. Pete, Skin Diamond, Tom Byron        

Hype and Pub: Joanna Angel, Jessie Lee, and Kleio are three ninjas who all individually posses something very special; Joanna has the iron ass... Jessie Lee carries the dragon tits... and Kleio owns the lotus pussy. Together, they are the only ones who hold the power to seek vengeance on the evil Emperor, Deen Wang. Through proper ninja training - and some fucking-and-sucking along the way - these three slutty ninjas can - and will - kick some ass!

The Movie:

The first scene is with Joana and the veritable Tom Byron who plays a master of some kind to three of the girls. The girls are being trained to take out a former student of Tom's who has gone bad. Joana sucks Byron’s legendary cock and then fucks her pussy and ass. Joana masturbates as he does her and she is very vocal and expressive as only she can be. After some good looking positions, Tom dribbles a pop shot on her face, a disconcerting and disappointing end to a fast-paced scene.

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The second scene has Jessie and Kleio in their dojo preparing to find their beach, but instead they argue and instead of doing that, they fuck their two minders. The two girls are both blond with loads of tattoos and both have excellent bodies. The action is side by side for the most part and is very exciting to watch as their energy just takes over and blows you away. One of the guys seems to be a little weak in the boner area, but manages and acceptable pop while the other does better, both shots splashing the girl’s faces and mouths.

In the third scene Byron gets killed by his evil student and in order to relax he summons Dana to him for a little sex. This takes place in some kind of evil dungeon and Dana is totally naked when she appears. The evil little shit that killed Tom is James Deen and doesn’t have to do much acting here as he is just a natural irritating little prick anyway. He fucks her hard and she does him just as hard back, letting him fuck her butt hole and otherwise get as nasty as he wants. I will say his pop shot at the end had big volume and completed a good scene. Dana is very hot in this one but Deen has her fed to the dogs anyway!

In Deen’s prison two girls are in the dungeon which Joana and the other girls discover and while they try to figure out how to get them out, the two prisoners convince the guard to let them suck their cocks. Both girls (Skin and Kelly) have thin bodies with tiny boobs, at least that I could see, and dark hair. They are energetic and vocal, but not attractive to watch having sex. The two guys are not very attractive in this scene either, but the camera focuses on the girls and you rarely see their faces or most of their bodies. The set is weird looking and the dais or whatever they are on is constrictive and doesn’t allow them to spread out and relax. In the finale the guys shoot on both women’s faces.

The final scene has the three avengers taking on Deen in his lair, fucking his brains out and giving each other a little fun time as well. They triple team him with their mouths, pussies, and butt holes and in a mélange of stiff nipples, masturbating hands, wet pussies, and wide open butt holes, contrive to fuck the guy to death, which they do in a stupid looking finale. Deen's final splash is to all three women’s faces and in a bow to chop-sockie movies, the women's voices are dubbed at the end.

Summary: I am going to tell you to Rent this one as it will not be to everyone’s tastes in women and while the sex is extremely energetic, I did not warm up to every scene. The direction was good and the camera angles interesting. The sets were cheap. I have been blistered so many times in the past when a movie was hyped with this, that, and the other as being really cool or expensive with an All-star cast or being a new direction that porn was taking. Hey, we’re just talking sex on film here that is sufficient to entertain and arouse your to when you need a release. This film has gotten good reviews elsewhere and while it is not bad, it is not something I would recommend you buy. Rent it and if it floats your boat, go for it!

 

 

 



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