Cast: Bobbi Starr, Ramon Nomar, Sarah Vandella, Billy Glide, Katarina, Sergio, Elizabeth James, Rob, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie
Length: 221:19 minutes
Dates of Production: 9/23/2008, 3/12/2008, 5/30/2008, 7/24/2008, 8/20/2007, 11/2007 (last scene uncredited production date)
Extras: There was a photogallery and some trailers but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: Extreme Asses 15 was presented in 1.33:1 full frame color as shot by the uncredited company directors (mention of “J-Mac” was made on the website at least once) of Reality Kingsfor their website. This selection of scenes came largely from the earlier “Monster Curves” series and was encoded in MPEG-2, the video bitrate low but acceptable in terms of looking decent enough for around four hours of material placed on a double layer disc. The colors were okay, the amount of grain and video noise modest, and the fleshtones accurate enough for this genre but it was nothing as good looking as a dedicated title. The camera bounced around and the ladies were almost always the focal point of the action, my preference for discs over internet probably a factor in my comments. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals plain but easy to hear most of the time, the built in microphone enough to capture the basics but little of the ambient noises or background.
Body of Review: Reality Kings has one of the most extensive bodies of scenes I’ve ever come across in terms of porn websites, the plethora of pussy and ass found there probably enough to keep even a pervert like me busy for years without looking elsewhere. Their latest release sent in for review is called Extreme Asses 15, a set of six scenes where the rounded rumps were nicely displayed in a variety of settings. This volume emphasized white women (the last was an all interracial effort starring black ladies) and merited special attention due to the cast including such high end hotties as Phoenix Marie, Sarah Vandella, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr and others of genetically blessed ass size. To facilitate discussion, I have linked each screen capture from a scene to a company released free trailer, those being more than enough to give you a heads up as to whether a gal might appeal to your tastes, just don’t expect a lot of anal action (a condition not related to their healthy sized asses).
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Scene One: Sexual Healing: Bobbi Starr, surely one of the most popular extreme queens of our time, was up first as a massage therapist seeking to help Ramon Nomar. His back hurt and she came over, the massage progressing exactly as one would expect in a porno, the gal jerking him off and blowing him before she straddled him in a 69. He fingered her ass and ate her at length, the vaginal sex leading to anal penetration. Bobbi was quite loud and while the chemistry or personal connection between them was modest at best, she was an active rider and seemed content with him even when he unleashed his genetic juice on her ass at the end. The company website described the scene like this: “Today I woke up with the worst back pain and decided to call a chiropractor over to give me a massage. The woman that showed up in front of my house has the biggest ass I have ever seen. Her name is Bobbi and her body has curves that would make you drool all over yourself. She started working on me, but my dick got hard and bumped her hand, thats when the fun started. She began to suck my dick and I licked her beautiful pussy. Bobbi is a freak, and when she told me to put it in her ass I almost fainted.. Enjoy.”
Scene Two: Butter Balls: Sarah Vandella, the cover cutie who made this before going under contract, was up next in the kitchen with Billy Glide, the use of butter all over her delightful body enhancing the look. She wore sexy lingerie and the oral with vaginal action as always active, some chemistry between them noted. This scene also ended with a wealth of population pudding gracing her ass. The company website described the scene like this: “Hot butter on say what, say what... Billy decided to invite Sarah over after he came up with a brilliant, thunderous brainstorm of an idea. They were talking over the phone and spontaneously mentioned brushing and basting her beautiful curves with melted butter. She got excited and told him she would be over the very next day so he called me to document the whole thing. I think Billy is the most creative person I know. It was a stroke of genius..... in more ways than one.”
Scene Three: Clam Bake: Katarina, a curvy brunette wearing a cheap copy of a traditional Hawaiian outfit (like the kind you see at fraternity parties), was then up with ukulele playing Sergio. She was the waitress in the hot tub room, the director and meat puppet convincing her that she’d get a big tip if she hung out with them. She danced a bit, stripped, and slobbed his knob before they vaginally screwed with a condom; I liked the oiling up of her ass a lot myself. This was the closest I saw of a filler scene but she looked fuckable all the same. The ending load of spunk landed on her ass but he had wood problems so your mileage may vary considerably. The company website described the scene like this: “I was with Sergio sipping on drinks with little umbrellas in them when Katarina showed up to take our order. This babe was in this amazing grass skirt that left very little to the imagination as far as her ass was concerned. And a big ass it was. Did not take much to get her to strip down and have her show off that bubble butt of hers. Amazing. The baby oil came out and the fun increased ten fold. Soon it was all about wet blowjobs and hardcore ass worshipping. Katarina is the type of chick we come across few and far between. Intense fucking and glorious ass jiggles are abundant here. Enjoy.”
Scene Four: Show Me Some Pink/Outta Rear: Elizabeth James, a lean brunette with a stripper attitude, was up next out by the pool with Rob, her pink attire showing off her all natural body nicely enough. Her ass was fleshy and practically ate her thong, her ass cheeks firm enough to show musculature but not too much. Her ass was oiled up and she soon ended up naked around Rob, the guy spanking her and appreciating her willing attitude when she gave him a lap dance. She knelt down to blow him and actively rode him without a coindom (vaginally) until he beat off a round of splooge to her ass crack. The company website described the scene like this: “It was a shitty day that suddenly cleared up when I fixed my camera on Elizabeths ass. It really is a thing of beauty. A lot of beauty. Booty beauty, if you will. Shes a first timer from Iowa who said she wanted a big dick to play with. We gave her Rob and he gave her his all. Her big booty bounced while he fucked her and squeezed those perky little titties. She was happy sucking his dick and she was happy when he pounded that pretty pussy. Watching this girl work is a thing of joy. I mean it made my dick really happy and judging by the load she coaxed out of Rob, she made his dick at least as happy.”
Scene Five: Big Sexpectations: Kristina Rose, another extremely popular brunette these days, was up next as a French maid cleaning the room of Billy Glide. Her ass crack was prominently displayed with a white thong as she bent over to dust, this early scene from her career showing her physical appeal really well as she engaged in verbal banter. Billy came in to eat her out and she smothered his face with her ass until she was ready to blow him aggressively, his big pecker growing thanks to her oral and hand to gland efforts. She was an active vaginal rider and her fleshy ass rippled delightfully as they bumped uglies. It finished up when he rubbed one out on her ass cheeks, Kristina tasting it seductively. The company website described the scene like this: “Im usually apprehensive about having the maid clean the room while getting ready but who can refuse a big ass and a smile. Kristina walked in wearing a short french maid outfit exposing her goddess like curves, thick in all the right places. She was going about her business cleaning bending over teasing me with her phenomenal ass when she noticed my cock was rock hard. She immediately got on her knees and gave me the best blow job ever. I fucked her all over the hotel room in every position imaginable. I almost came a few times but i survived her tight moose knuckle grip style and blasted my man juice all over her huge ass.”
Scene Six: Campers Delight: Phoenix Marie, a popular anal extreme queen, was up last with Billy Glide in a wooded area as she pranced about wearing a goofy hat. Her plaid shirt revealed a lot of cleavage and her blue booty shorts left nothing to the imagination (yes!) as the rode deep up her fleshy ass. The scene looked rougher than the rest of them on technical merits, a lot of grain and pixilation noticed though as an early scene of a favorite performer, I couldn’t turn away either. Phoenix had fun with it and masturbated until Billy came across her and the director, his tongue working her sweet ass and pussy before she inhaled his pecker orally and vaginally in a very active manner (both in and out of the tent). It didn’t take her long to milk his balls dry, her intensity alone enough to make it replayable compared to any of the more polished looking scenes. The company website described the scene like this: “Phoenix invited me on a camping trip out in the woods somewhere. I was almost starting to think she was fucking with me cuz it took me forever to find her. But once I did, it was worth the wait. She was wearing what has to be the second best camping outfit next to being naked. She knew I was gonna be filming her and that I would take pictures but she didnt know that I brought Billy along. But shes a good girl she played along and after showing us the goods she took us back to her tent. This is where the party really started. You guys already know what I mean...ass licking, 69ing, sucking, fucking...all the things one does when they go camping.”
Summary: Extreme Asses 15 by Reality Kings was truthfully advertised and a lot of strokable fun, the replay value enhanced by the fact that it lasted over four hours of seemingly uncut scenes. There were some rough edges at times but it merited a rating of Recommended due to the casting, strokability, and replay value; the technical values a bit more varied than I prefer but still well within acceptable ranges for web content. In short, Extreme Asses 15 was a compilation of scenes from the company website called “Monster Curves”, all six of them showing some fun factor included with the heated boning and knob slobbing, the resulting wads of genetic juice well worth checking out. For me, the best scene starred Phoenix Marie though Kristina Rose and Bobbi Starr were just as sexy as Sarah Vandella proved to be so it was well worth the time, money, and seed invested, if not the very best the series has had to offer so far.
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