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Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody


Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/2/11



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: Parody


Director: B. Skow

Writer: David Stanley

Cast: Samantha “38G” Anderson, Evan Stone, Lisa Sparxxx, Aliysa Moore, India Summer
Non-sex roles: Natasha Nice, J. Jay, Ralph Long

Samantha "38G" Anderson

Length: 138:00 minutes

Date of Production: 11/22/2010 to 11/24/2010

Extras: The opening spam was a pain but the 36:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Ralph Long was a lot of fun, some of the special effects, social dynamics, and production matters handled quite well. There was then a 40:17 minute long bonus scene from Curvaceous 2(described below), a second scene from the movie lasting 43:21 minutes (also described below), a photogallery, some parody trailers, a special offer, and the usual band of company extras.

Lisa Sparxxx

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Sister Wives XXX was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment. The technical aspects were handled very competently, looking like someone watched the actual show and took a few notes before diving headfirst into production (which is becoming increasingly rare these days by weaker companies). The video bitrate hovered around 4.2 Mbps (when spot checked), the lighting, editing by Fletcher Martin and Alex Fuentes, and other technical aspects of the parody in tune with the cable show. It was shot on HDV 1080i60, edited on Final Cut Pro, and the exceptional audio mixed on Pro Tools for those that care. There was a company watermark in the lower right hand corner though, a distinctive reminder of the company at all times. The audio was presented in a basic 2.0 Dolby Digital with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 256 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals clearly heard regardless of the situation. The theme song was a nice touch as was the score and ambient sounds well mixed into the final product with the vocals, the added attention to the aural qualities a definite upgrade over most parodies released these days.

Aliysa Moore

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Body of Review: B. Skow is the best gonzo shooter of porn ever working for Vivid Entertainment, his feature releases proving he is not another one trick pony in the porn world. Given the company’s devotion to celebrity sex tapes and newfound love of parodies, it came as no surprise that he thought outside of the box by making Sister Wives XXX A Porn Parody. The original show is about a Mormon family consisting of one husband and three wives, the man courting a fourth wife as part of the series (in which the guy has a dozen or so kids to contend with). I’ll be the first to admit that parodying obscure cable reality shows is akin to calling grade Z actresses’ sexual exploits as worthy of celebrity sex tapes but frankly, I have to give credit for Skow tackling a show few others would care to take on, leaving the low hanging fruit for his peers at other companies. My limited exposure to the TLC show was due to my GF watching an episode upon which time I remarked, any guy stupid enough to marry more than one woman at a time deserves to remain married as part of his sentence (apparently, you can’t legally marry more than one person at a time, some goofy law on the books few would care to violate in the first place). The mighty Evan Stone plays the lead role a bit too convincingly, the four lead women also very convincing in their roles which brings up a second point: the ladies were not cookie cutter porn chicks. Granted, India Summer is a fine catch as a hotty MILF and Aliysa Moore is as cute as a button, but fluffy Lisa Sparxxx and Samantha “38G” Anderson are not typical performers outside of niche products so it added to the fun (after all, in most mass produced parodies, the changes made revolve heavily around cost and glamorizing the looks of the ladies to sell more units).

India Summer with the mighty Evan Stone

The back cover described the show like this: “"Sister Wives" follows the exploits of Kody, a polygamist living in Utah with three wives, 12 kids, a new baby and a new wife! Wives Meri, Janelle, Christine may welcome the newer, hotter, younger Robyn... but they're going to make it easy on her. As the wedding draws near, Kody has to juggle his upcoming nuptials and the birth of his new baby daughter, plus a wedding anniversary, a pair of sexually voracious kids, and a cake testing gone awry, all the while satisfying the rapacious sexual needs of his horny, crazed sister wives. Being a polygamist may not be the simple life, but the affable if somewhat dopey Kody always manages. Now if we only figure out what he does for a living...” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

India Summer, Aliysa Moore, Samantha "38G" Anderson, and Lisa Sparxxx with Evan

Scene One: Samantha “38G” Anderson, the busty blond seen on the far left side of the front cover, was up first as fluffy Janelle Brown, a seasoned wife about to get her turn of the mighty Evan Stone (playing Kody Brown) in her room. She jumped him as soon as he entered the room, aggressively using her huge boobs to stimulate his pecker and assist during the blowjob. Fans of realistic pairings might be appreciative that she was no 98 pound newcomer teen but a sexually active woman with all the curves to boot. The oral led to her impaling herself on his rod vaginally, moaning overly loudly but coming across as someone getting off all the same. Their shared eye contact was solid and the intensity levels solid, the gal licking his nuts while he tossed off a large wad of spunk all over her face and upper torso. Samantha then gave him some post coital head to close it up.

Scene Two: Lisa Sparxxx, the other busty babe of the cast (as seen on the far right side of the front cover), was up next in bed with Evan Stone, slobbing his knob as though it were her lifeline, never letting up as she alternated between a slow sultry approach and a faster paced inhalation technique. Lisa has grown in stature since her original stint in the business but was just as sexually assertive as Samantha had been, her juicy snatch reacting favorably to Evan’s pounding penetrations. The scene was basic in terms of how many positions they did but remained satisfying given the ball draining result of population pudding gracing her stomach and connection to Evan throughout the scene.

Scene Three: Aliysa Moore, the cutie holding the arm of Evan Stone on the front cover, was up next in bed with him after a scene delivering a baby. While not exactly petite, she sat on his chest while blowing him, Evan getting a great view of her ass and giving it some attention before she jumped on his bone to actively ride it vaginally. She rubbed her clitoris as she impaled herself on the rod, clearly in the throes of ecstasy as the two copulated. They both did some taste testing between positions and their chemistry was noticeable, Evan unleashing his spunk on her tits as she looked up adoringly to him.

Scene Four: India Summer, the lean brunette babe seen to the right of Evan Stone on the cover, was up next as she prepared for her coming nuptials with him, joining the sisterhood of partners in his compound. Some of the comedic entries relating to their partnership were pretty funny and this was a nice build up compared to the lap dance she had performed for him earlier (without completion). The other ladies welcomed her briefly but it was Evan in bed that fulfilled the real deal, his tongue working her pussy and ass liberally until she rewarded him with a fantastic hummer, complete with handjob. India has really stepped up her game over the last year too, continually impressing me with her skill and demeanor, the lady no slouch in keeping up with her larger counterparts in the cast. She gave a believable performance as an actress as well as a heated performance sexually, Evan almost busting his nut prematurely before glazing her lower abdomen with splooge in the flashback sequence.

Scene Five: Samantha “38G” Anderson, Lisa Sparxxx, Aliysa Moore, India Summer, and Evan Stone, were all up last in the living room orgy. Evan had left for a moment to take care of a bodily function, the ladies all wanting a piece of India as well as each other, the red couch just as full of willing pussy as could be. There was a lot of licking and none of them seemed to be “gay for pay”, savoring the taste of pussy and fingering each other until Evan returned to share his pecker with all of them. There was more oral and he eventually tossed off his semen all over them for them to share, the fun factor of the scene definitely plentiful for those that appreciate women of substance.

Bonus Scene: Curvaceous 2: Katie Cox & Alex Gonz: Katie Kox, the attractive young lady featured on the front cover, was up first in the kitchen, teasing her black top off to reveal large breasts and pink lingerie with a smile, her eyes quite fetching. She wore a skirt that hardly covered her ample ass, her panties riding up her ass crack in an inviting manner, even a slight wet spot but her camel toe beckoning to viewers before she ended up with Alex Gonz. There was some milk tease (Katie pouring it over herself) but I didn't hold that against her since some of you claim to appreciate that kind of thing. He started out working on her tits a lot but soon ate her out as well, her blowjob a reward for a job well done. She kept eye contact and used her hand a lot but seemed more into wanting to actively ride his pecker than anything else. She had no pubic hair so it was easy to see him drilling her hard, the aural comments minimal as she cried out from time to time. There was a lot of taste testing and the scene ended when he rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her tits and mouth, some post coital head closing it up.

Bonus Scene 2: Curvaceous 2: Sierra Skye & Mick Blue: Sierra Skye, an adorable woman with tons of freckles as seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next in a larger room, her bikini underwear offering scant coverage of her curvaceous body. The tone of the music was jazz this time, the gal's all natural breasts certainly fitting the bill of the "100% guaranteed" action, her dedication to breasts also pronounced from what I could see. She reclined and started masturbating, a lovely red bush outlining all she had to offer. This continued until studly Mick Blue joined her ice cube play, her lips wrapping around his pecker in record time to start sucking him off. She stroked him and otherwise readied him with a titty fuck, the gal practically impaling herself on his cock vaginally to become the most active rider of the whole movie. The way she threw herself into the action was exciting too, the chemistry between them more readily obvious even if the same bag of tricks was deployed. It even ended better with Sierra giving the best head between positions, almost always trying to get Mick to climax early with her need for seed showing, the population pudding gracing her mouth during the very last example.

Summary: Sister Wives XXX by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment was a better version of the TLC cable channel show than the original, the strokability and replay value of the sex scenes (and feature elements) enough to merit a rating of Highly Recommended. Granted, there was a decided emphasis on plus sized ladies this time and if that turns you off, well, consider that it reflects more on the societal prejudice against fluffy women than the reality that they tend to be better in bed (as well as more appreciative in general). Still, the ladies were all active performers and showed ample chemistry for Evan, the ending orgy proving they could be sex positive with each other as well. In short, Sister Wives XXX A Porn Parody struck my funny bone hard and was better than I predicted going into it, Skow pulling out all stops to make it a winner and wisely using the talents of David Stanley as writer to make it work so well.


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