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Hardcore Candy

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/2/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Hardcore Candy

Evil Angel

Genre: Compilation

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Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Juelz Ventura, Prince Yahshua, Monique Alexander, Mark Ashley, Kianna Dior, Jonni Darkko, Sadie West, Max Makita, Jordan Ash, Christian Clay, mope squad bukkake boys, Asa Akira, Winston Burbank, Andy San Dimas, Francesca Le, Chris Charming, Yurizan Beltran, Tanner Mayes, Carlo Carerra

Length: 307:30 minutes (149:20 minutes & 158:10 minutes)

Date of Production: 2011 (compilation itself, not the scenes)

Extras: The extras package was pretty basic, consisting of a cast list, some trailers, cumshot recaps, and filmographies.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Hardcore Candy was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. This being a compilation of some of his better scenes, they were all pretty new compared to most compilations released these days, the colors accurate, the fleshtones looking good, and the lighting almost always solid. In that sense, the varying bitrate and other variables did not impact the lengthy (over five hours on two discs) movie, Jonni’s works including some nods to artistic license but virtually always sharp so this was not an issue. The audio was also good, starting off with music to tease by in most cases, then dropping it for the vocals to take over (192 Kbps, 48 kHz sampling rate, 2.0 Dolby Digital encoded in post production).

Body of Review: Jonni Darkko has long held sway in porn as a musically inclined fellow, using his skills with music to enhance the final product so often focused on for the visuals by others. As a result, some of his myriad of works for Evil Angel have gathered substantial critical acclaim, the result of which lately has translated into the double disc compilation of Hardcore Candy. With over five hours of strokable material from a variety of his popular series (as listed below). The sheer volume of the ten scenes here precludes me from making generic statements but there were a great deal of attractive ladies getting hardcore orally, vaginally, and in some cases, anally. So yes, the hardcore of the title and the “candy” factor was sweet for those into fetching young lasses. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Interracial Fuck Sluts 2: Juelz Ventura, the alluring and tattooed brunette featured on the front cover, was up first as she walked around the house in a skimpy black bikini with appropriate accessories. Her fit figure and positive attitude shown through, the camera checking her out from all sorts of angles as she teased and masturbated until Prince Yahshua walked up to her by the stairs. They kissed and she dropped down to her knees to give him a sloppy blowjob, keeping eye contact until he started pounding her pussy hard with his meaty black rod. Her enthusiasm and passion for black cock was splendid, the pair going back and forth from the oral to the vaginal penetration positions, an O-ring gag affixed to her to receive the ending wealth of genetic juice when he jerked off to her waiting mouth, the gal savoring his seed and swallowing it to finish up.

Scene Two: Angels of Debauchery 8: Monique Alexander, the former contract starlet featured on the front cover, was up first with studly Mark Ashley, the man putting her through the paces much better than the mopes she must typically contend with. The initial tease and solo work showed her off quite well but it wasn't until she went all out trying to satisfy Mark that Monique really shined this time. The cover outfit offered scant resistance to his advances, Monique sucking him off deeply and slowly as he held her leash. Her lipstick left on his pecker stayed on until he was through reciprocating orally as the couple actively screwed in vaginal positions, her dirty talk a nice addition to the action. The high definition attention to detail also made this one a better scene for her, Mark just as likely to go back down on her as she was on him during some breaks, the powerful pounding she took eventually leading to him jerking off to her open mouth (though she let it fall down her body rather than swallow the genetic juice).

Scene Three: Boob Bangers 8: The first scene stars a very busty Kianna Dior, who talks dirty to the camera and flaunts her double D tits. The scene immediately grabs our attention, as Kianna drenches herself in baby oil and plays with her pussy and fingers herself. Darkko can’t help himself and enters the scene and gives Kianna some titty fucking. The titty play doesn’t last long and the two go into doggy position. Kianna keeps things wet and nasty by sucking off Darkko during mid-fuck and spitting on his cock. The dirty debauchery is filmed in POV, which gives us the best seat in the house and lets us experience every dirty thing Kianna does. The scene keeps our full attention until the very end where Darkko gives Kianna two loads to the face. (review by Alexander Espinoza)

Scene Four: Angels of Debauchery 8: Sadie West, a sexual beast of a brunette wearing black lingerie as she followed the formula, was up next, her baby blue eyes looking into the camera during the tease as if to beg for the cock she so richly deserved. She seemed most at home during the solo portion of the scene though it did not take long for Mark Ashley to make best use of her sexy curves and mouth; going down on her and pounding her pussy before allowing her a chance to sample his pecker orally. She went crazy with desire and jerked him off into her mouth, the wanton woman making it as messy as she could to his surprise. With her makeup smeared, she sat on his face before taking more cock, loudly enjoying all he gave her as a result, actively riding once she got into his rhythm. The ending blowjob secured his sperm sample into her mouth accordingly, Sadie looking as beat as ever with no sign of cleaning up before the camera faded out.

Scene Five: Asian Fucking Nation 4: So the movie starts with Mark Ashley hanging out with 2 of his buddies in the living room when Max Walks in wearing a tight leopard print outfit, she tries being seductive as she walks through the room, but this just causes Mark to tell his friends about her being in one of her horny moods and tells them he may be asked to go upstairs for a bit. Surely Enough She comes back through and grabs him up and off they go, leaving the other guys out. So upstairs we see Mark warming max up for just a few seconds before he starts Fucking her missionary, Darkko is known for not wasting any time so this shouldn't come as a surprise. So they fuck for a while and eventually switch to anal, we see all of this in extreme close-up of course. So after a bit they break out a large black dildo and use it on her asshole while Mark switches back to vaginal for some toy DP (remember kiddos, wash your peckers before going ass to pussy, it's polite and sanitary!) So finally they switch to doggie and continue the anal assault, Max grabs some A2M, and they go back to doggie for a bit before Mark pulls out and cums in her mouth (at her insistence) and she swallows the load like a champ. So after Mark and Max get done, they come downstairs where Mark's friends are waiting, Mark sends Max over to them and says "Here you go guys, I'm done with her". So Max starts blowing the 2 dudes and pretty quickly they start trading off fucking her face and ass. Then there is a little DP action, and finally the guys both cum in her mouth which she spits out and sucks up again before swallowing it, and demanding more cum! Mark is seen in the background on the cell phone and he chimes in after the cum shot saying "you want more cum? You got it", then we cut to a brief mini blowbang where 4 random dudes show up and cum on Max's face, giving her a good facial finish. Kind of a marathon scene, great opener! (review by Steve Ward)

Scene Six: Gape Me: Asa Akira, the sexy Asian babe featured on the front cover, was up next as she took on Mark Ashley, Winston Burbank, and Jonni Darkko; all pretenses of building heat and chemistry disposed of early on as they hammered her ass and mouth. Mark did get her off with his hand but he was more open to her sitting on his face and doing some 69 as well before he rewarded her with a facial of population pudding. That was followed by her oral efforts on the others who dropped loads of sperm on her mug, the glazed look seemingly working for her.

Scene Seven: Angels of Debauchery 8: Andy San Dimas, formerly an "alt-princess" to many but now rising up the porn pantheon, was up next as the slutty brunette made the most of her tease session by wearing a tiny thong and colorful camisole as she masturbated. Andy had a nastier disposition than usual too, almost as if she were told to let her darker side prevail with some attitude. That ended up in her doing muscular Prince Yahshua on the white couch, his tongue flickering on her rosebud asshole before she blew him with an emphasis on her hand to gland skills. Andy was an active vaginal rider despite his cock being too large for her to comfortably handle, the lady providing some sloppy oral more than once as she sought his seed. The eye contact was decent and he boned her like he owned her, his load of population pudding going into her mouth with ease to slide down her face.

Scene Eight: F For Francesca: Francesca Le, the adorable MILF babe featured on the front cover (and in every scene of the movie), was up first lounging around in her tiger print lingerie, her hair strewn about in a sexy manner and her bling adding to the effect. She sat on a white couch singing the praises of cock while feeling herself up, the dirty talk having an effect as Chris Charming walked over to her for her to orally service. She worked it both with and without hands, speaking to the camera as she reveled in her delightful new toy, the messy hummer exciting her as much as it did him. The camera then switched to showing him plunging deep inside her ass, the gal pulling her ass cheeks apart as he hit her favorite spot and sung his personal praises. Almost immediately, Chris was replaced with the cock of Prince Yahshua, both of them soon giving her a DP to ravage her sensibilities with the men taking turns in her holes at the same time and Francesca cleaning them off from time to time with her mouth. The men then unloaded their streams of genetic juice into her mouth and onto her face, the lady appreciating all they did to get her off.

Scene Nine: Boob Bangers 8: The second scene stars the very beautiful Yurizan Beltran, who starts the scene by downing a glass of cum and spitting it onto her glorious rack. The dirty tease abruptly ends and has Yurizan in a tight top, giving us a glamorous tease, which also introduces us to Mark Ashley. Mark fondles Yurizan’s rack and plays with her momentarily before getting her on all fours. Mark gets to work and pounds away at Yurizan’s box, which is nicely captured by Darkko, who continually utilizes great angles with his camera work. The sexual energy of Yurizan is unlike any I’ve seen and makes for a phenomenal scene. Yurizan gives an unforgettable performance as she takes a stuffing by Mark, but also holds her own and fucks Mark just as hard. The scene wraps with Mark blowing his load and giving Yurizan a facial. (review by Alexander Espinoza)

Scene Ten: Pound Pussy 2: Tanner Mayes, the beautiful young lady featured on the front cover, was up next as she paraded around in a white bikini outside. The colors were too saturated but Tanner looked smoking hot, her reputation for being a volatile performer almost certain to come into play. She masturbated at length with a thumping soundtrack in the background, Tanner soon hooking up with both Carlo Carrera and Jordan Ash. She grabbed their cocks and they removed her top, kneeling before them to show how much experience she had sucking cock. Her oral work was just fine and they went inside to take advantage of her lithe young body, Tanner alternating between sucking them off and allowing them to fuck her pussy with Jordan always trying to add some romance to her life with kisses. While there appeared to be two cameras here, both using different settings, she liked the facial into the glass, the excess falling onto her face before she drank it down.

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Summary: Hardcore Candy by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel was a double disc compilation of newer scenes from his previously released movies, the cover only barely alluding to the fact that it was a compilation (very barely) and containing no new footage. As best I could tell, there was nothing edited from the scenes I already had and many of them were pretty tight (in all the usual ways) so the strokability, replay, and fun factor elements will likely appeal to enough of you to make this worthy of being Recommended but it could have been even better with a slightly different focus, my appreciation of Jonni’s work enough to suggest this for those unfamiliar with it. In short, Hardcore Candy had a lot of fuck for the buck in terms of hardcore sexual action and many of the ladies would qualify as youthful enough for the “candy” designation (though certainly not all, no matter how much I enjoy their work) so if you haven’t already picked up the titles that comprise this release, give it a look to find a wealth of spank bank material suitable for a broad audience.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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