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Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody


Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/4/11



XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

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Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody

Vivid Entertainment/Axel Braun Entertainment

Genre: Parody

Amazing Extras

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Sarah Shevon, Tyler Knight, Tara Lynn Foxx, Dick Delaware, Capri Anderson, Xander Corvus, Ash Hollywood, Seth Dickens, Brooklyn Lee
Non-sex roles: Lily LaBeau, Blyth Hess, Rob Black, Peter O’Tool, James Bartholet, William Bibbiani (of Geekscape), Michael Vegas, Shylar Cobi, others not credited

Length: 100:13 minutes

Incredible graphics

Date of Production: 2/12/2011 to 4/5/2011

Extras: For me, the best extra was the included comic book; 8 pages of illustrated porn using the characters, by artist Matt *Core. This is the kind of thing you generally collect and can’t download from pirates, enhancing it as a collectable for fans of various genres. The next best extra was the 13:12 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Shy Kat, introducing the cast and concept. I liked the comments by costume designer Jeanne Jackson a lot but as short as it was, it was well worth watching. There was then a 21:05 minute long non-sex version of the movie, a photogallery, some trailers, the usual spam and other extras offered on a Vivid production.

Condoms: None

Rob Black played a Sinister X-rated J. Jonah Jameson

Audio/Video Quality: Spider-Man XXX was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Axel Braun for distribution by Vivid Entertainment. This time, Axel handled art direction, wisely placing Eli Cross in the role of videographer, Brock Landers as director of photography, employing Jeanne Jackson as costume designer, and assisting Claudia Ross and Marco Salvatore on editing. The visuals looked great with a lot of care given the green screen effects and the general art direction, the alleyways, JJ’s office, and the warehouse standing out as working in most ways on the limited budgets involved. The audio was presented in a basic 2.0 Dolby Digital with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals clearly heard regardless of the situation. The musical interludes sounded much like the score from the recent films too, another decent attempt at providing a better aural experience than is typically the case in adult flicks, with Brenda Blossom as sound editor joined by Axel and Claudia composing the score, and Seth Cardigan as the sound technician. Overall, it was a very talented blending of audio and visual elements to stand above Axel’s previous works, the “feel” of the movie much like that of the original movies, albeit, pornified.

Sarah Shevon with Tyler

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Body of Review: Axel Braun has been acknowledged as one of the top porn parody directors by most credible sources, his current distribution deal with Vivid Entertainment elevating their own status in the genre. Most point to his campy parody of the Batman television series as his jumping off point into the superhero field, others suggesting his tribute to Superman earlier this year solidifying his status but his biggest breakthrough to date is surely the recent Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody. As a fan of the multiple genres involved, I liked this one the best because rather than just mimic a work already done by Hollywood and add some barely related sex scenes to pornify it, he went the extra step with writer Mark Logan to generate a separate storyline involving the popular characters. So rather than just lamely copying a handful of existing elements to toss in and sell to the comic book fanboys, he skipped the whole origin shtick in favor of catering to those wanting something more. There were some rough edges in the process but the story involved Spiderman against Electro, a few other Marvel Universe characters tossed in including Gwen Stacy (Ash Hollywood), Mary Jane Watson (Capri Anderson), the Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee), Kingpin (Peter O’Tool), and a surprisingly effective J. Jonah Jameson (Rob Black) to hit all the right high points but leave the drudgery of retelling the whole story from scratch. The best thing is, it largely worked much, much better than usual and even set the stage for a sequel with Dr. Octopus (James Bartholet), hints of Captain America, and of course the scheming Kingpin.

Tara Lynn Foxx with "Electro"

The back cover described the show like this: “Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is about to get caught in a web of sexual bliss! Will he be able to save the city from the evil menace of Electro and The Kingpin? Will he finally choose between Gwen and Mary Jane? Will he manage to resist the charm of The Black Widow? Peter Parker's secret identity turns out to be a lot more exciting in Axel Braun's sexy spoof SPIDER-MAN XXX: A PORN PARODY, brought to you by Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading Adult film company. Get ready for the ultimate swing!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Keen Special Effects

Scene One: Sarah Shevon, an attractive brunette with ample breasts, was up first in an interracial tryst with Tyler Knight. They found a secluded area to get it on, her milky white skin contrasting heavily with his dark meat, the two kissing and caressing like long lost (or “lust”) lovers. Her ass stuck out of her lingerie under her attire and she lifted up her skirt for greater access, the young lady giving him an aggressive hummer with some hand to gland assistance. He then began boning her pussy with some light oral between positions, drilling her balls deep as she moaned in pleasure. She was clean shaven and liked to rub herself as he tapped away, Sarah sucking his genetic juice out of his pecker as it landed all over her smiling face, their chemistry together pretty solid.

Capri Anderson with Xander

Scene Two: Tara Lynn Foxx, a lean redhead working as a hooker around the Braun Motel, was up next slobbing the knob of Dick “Electro” Delaware. Kneeling before him, she aggressively blew him, the guy remaining in costume as she went at him so sweetly. She kept her red sparkly bikini undies on as he pounded away at her juicy pussy in doggy, the couple having no chemistry but fulfilling the quality nature of the scene with a lot of enthusiasm. His ass jiggled as he tapped her snatch, her active riding unleashing his load of population pudding before an electrifying orgasm finished her off.

Capri Anderson and Ash Hollywood

Scene Three: Capri Anderson, a super sexy redhead playing “Mary Jane”, was up next in an alleyway rewarding Xander “Spiderman” Corvus in what is arguably one of the most famous kiss scenes of the mainstream superhero genre. As expected, the reward was substantially more realistic since a mere kiss for saving a life seems kind of cheap (heck, in my world, that merits a four way with her two hottest friends, anal sex, and a five course dinner), the gal actively slobbing is knob with a surprise twist; he was remaining in character by hanging upside down! He remained in costume and pawed her boobs, the gal inhaling his pecker nicely as she milked him dry of spunk into her mouth. I would have liked even more but it fit the overall theme of the movie while paying tribute to the source material, the BTS elaborating on the details.

Super powered battles!

Scene Four: Ash “Gwen Stacy” Hollywood, Capri Anderson, and Seth “Flash” Dickens, were up next as Peter went off to save the city yet again. Ash was the sexy blond archetype and Capri was much more expansive with her sexual gifts, the blackout caused by Electro’s ministrations giving them all the reason to cuddle. The ladies were already warmed up from seeing a couple of dames kiss in the lame chick flick they saw, their lesbian sides coming out for a brief fling as Seth watched them from a nearby chair (where he beat off like a creep). The kissing led them to blew Seth and offer him a taste of their snatches, all three of them doing some heated oral before he took turns vaginally fucking them. This continued until he nutted a modest round of splooge on their chests and they kissed again, their personal connection to one another well displayed.

Brooklyn Lee with Xander

Scene Five: Brooklyn Lee, a major babe redhead continuing to elevate her status in the porn pantheon, was up last as the Black Widow, offering Spiderman (Xander Corvus) a little something to help her solve the mystery (a plot point only an asshole would reveal in a review). While her accent was not exactly world class and fitting, her mouth sure was as she gobbled his junk actively, the sloppy hummer giving him a major boner. She rubbed his nuts while concentrating her oral efforts on his head, toying with him until he fucked her pussy in doggy to orgasm. He wanted more though and dove right back inside of her, the ass pop soon forgotten as he kept right on banging her with both staying in costume. They then moved to doing anal penetration as she masturbated some more, his facial of semen glazing her mug as she knelt before him with her eyes open.

Peter O'Tool as the Kingpin

Summary: Spider-Man XXX by director Axel Braun for Vivid Entertainment added a fine blend of porn elements (the sexual trysts such as how Mary Jane would have really rewarded Spidey for saving her) with the feature elements (accepting that pretty much anyone interested in watching the movie would have enough background knowledge of the characters instead of reinventing the wheel as it were) to provide a pornified fan fiction account worthy of adding to our collections. I know it won’t appeal to everyone and that is just the point, cater to a broad enough audience that will appreciate the upgraded parody aspects but not the dweebs demanding purity of one particular source (especially given the upcoming mainstream reboot). The replay value, strokability, and sheer spank bank goodness included here merited a rating of Xcritic Pick for all those reasons and more, I only wished that it had a better extras package that included longer sex scenes (editor cuts or deleted footage). In short, Spider-Man XXX A Porn Parody showed that parodies do not have to be locked in step with canon sources to be good, the special effects added in enough to make the material work well in conjunction with the pornified elements, and the overall appeal certainly one worth checking out. As an aside, Xander Corvus was well suited to play the lead role, Rob Black made an inspired Jonah, and hopefully future sequels will make even better use of adding in sexual trysts where they should be rather than as randomly as so many parodies appear to place them.


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