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All Internal 17

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Dean Isis » Review Date: 11/6/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Content: 3.5

Video: 3.5

Audio: 4.0

Extras: 2.5

Replay: 4.0

Genre: Creampie, Straight

Director: Chris Rolie

Cast: Clarissa Bianco, Jenna Lovely, Alisha Sweet, Zafira May, Effy, CJ, Lauro Giotto, Mugur

Length: 3:01:45

Date of Production: 09/05/2011

Extras: All Internal 17 has a slideshow, trailers for 4 other videos, an eight minute cumshot recap, and listings for four affiliated websites. Nothing particularly special, but the recap is nice if you just want to see the ends of the scenes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: All six scenes are shot with natural lighting. Five are outside, and one is in a glass house. On occasion the footage can appear a little washed out, but it’s a rare issue. The footage is shot in 1080p, and the DVD is mastered at a 16:9 ratio. The audio is clear and authentic, captured by an expert crew.

Overview: All Internal 17 is effectively an all sex DVD from Jules Jordan. Each scene gets a little bit of setup, up to ten minutes of introduction and tease, followed by twenty minutes of sex. The actresses are all European, from various countries which may be a bonus or may be a bit off-putting, depending on personal preference. The focus is, as the name gives away, is on creampies, all in one on one sex, mostly outside. Mugur is the male star for all but one scene, where Lauro Giotto takes over.

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Scene 1: Jenna Lovely stars in the first scene, which goes for the old porn trope of picking up a hitchhiker who the director conveniently comes across, followed by a naked trucker’s arrival. It’s a bit of a stretch as always, but she plays up the youthful faux-naïveté wonderfully. There’s a quick jump into some slightly akward road sex, but it moves to the meat of the scene quickly. This one is almost entirely focused on anal and one of the rougher scenes in the video, but Jenna Lovely sells it well.

Scene 2: Next up is Effy, a Hungarian girl with a great smile, great eyes, and a hell of a nose. It’s certainly noticeable at first, but rapidly forgotten once she starts fucking. Effy brings a sort of levity to the scene, laughing a few times and really enjoying it. With some girls you can tell it’s just a day at work, but in this scene it looks real. Good positions, good camera work, and fun with a real spontaneous feel.

Scene 3: The third scene is CJ and Mugur, and it’s a bit of a letdown. CJ’s a girl with a nice face, a shaved head, and incandescent makeup. A few girls can pull off the shaved head, a few girls can pull off the overpowering makeup, but I’ve never seen one who can do both. To top it off, the scene is fairly vanilla. If a girl wants to go for the freak look, the scene needs to bring the freak action; it never does, unfortunately, and as a result it just isn’t a turn-on. Not good, not bad, just bland.

Scene 4: Speaking of an scarcity of hair, Clarissa Bianco stars in the fourth scene, but most of her eyebrows were left behind. Combined with the makeup which draws attention to her otherwise beautiful eyes, it can get a little distracting. She also needs to step away from the tanning booth booth—her naturally dark complexion has a somewhat unnatural tone. Ignoring those factors, however, Clarissa is a beautiful young woman who brings a real presence to the screen. Her figure is great, her proportions wonderful, and her face is captivating, but she doesn’t try to coast by. She gets into the action and, while maybe she works a little too hard, she’s good. She needs to learn to slow it down a little, and then she just might become an industry star.

Scene 5: Scene five is the second anally focused scene and the only one to feature Lauro Giotto as the male lead, partnered with Alisha Sweet. Alisha, unfortunately, just can’t sell the scene at all. For all the noise she makes, for the energy, for all the moans and “oh ja” she lets out, it’s not real and everyone knows it because of the overacting. The scene had potential, but it never gets good. Closing the scene on a down note for most viewers, Lauro jumps back in and cleans Alisha’s cum-filled ass up with his tongue. Yikes.

Scene 6: Closing the DVD is a scene with Zafira May and Mugur. This is Zafira’s fifth movie, and given her performance it’s fair to expect many more. She’s got a cute face and a stunningly body with perfectly proportioned natural breasts, but more importantly she’s got passion. It’s evident that the barriers fell away rapidly for Zafira; what may have started as just a performance quickly became real, spontaneous fucking. This is the best scene on the DVD by far, so good that it probably should have secured the cover spot for Zafira instead of Jenna. It’s also the scene that holds up best under replay thanks to the authenticity. Best of the DVD, one of the best I’ve seen all year.

Final Thoughts: All Internal 17 is a good DVD, overall. It’s lacking in extras, but four of the six scenes are absolutely solid, with one more up to personal tastes, leaving just one truly bad scene. The camerawork is excellent, the audio is clear, the edits are smooth and the chapter stops are properly placed at key transitions. It occasionally falls victim to some of the more irritating issues in porn, specifically the porn choke or porn slap which would end a romp the vast majority of the time in reality, but they’re not overdone and usually not so present as to bring the movie down.

All Internal 17 also has the most terrible menu music I’ve ever heard, but I’m willing to let that one slide.

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