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Katwoman XXX


Studio: Bluebird Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/9/11
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XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended




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Katwoman XXX

Blue Bird Films

Genre: Parody


Director: Nicholas Steele

Cast: Dylan Ryder, Gemma Massey, Paul Chaplin, Jennifer Dark, Anna Lovato, Andy San Dimas, Dale DaBone, uncredited male, Kagney Linn Karter, Bridgette B., Natasha Marley, Evan Stone, Lexi Swallow, Mr. Pete
Non-sex role: Craig Spivek

Length: 138:18 minutes

Gemma Massey and Dylan Ryder with Paul

Date of Production: 9/2011

Extras: The extras were on the light side here, some trailers, a popshot compilation from the scenes lasting 4:02 minutes, and a link to the company website were all there was this time.

Condoms: None

special effects

Audio/Video Quality: Katwoman XXX was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Nicholas Steele for Blue Bird Films. The production was released in standard definition using the usual MPEG-2 codec and 480 resolution, some of the darker scenes among the very sharpest I’ve seen from any porn production company to date. Darrell Van Dimes was in charge of editing and visual effects, I saw few compression artifacts and the video bitrate seemed higher than normal with my spot checking of the disc providing numbers around the 5.4 Mbps. There were no watermarks and the special effects were on the cheesy side, essentially perfect for this type of show. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps audio bitrate, some attention being paid to properly mixing the musical score with the ambient noises and dialogue, no apparent looping used to fill in the gaps. While not the very best audio performance the company has had to offer in recent times, it was an upgrade over most feature productions from competitors and above average overall.

Jennifer Dark with Dale

Body of Review: Blue Bird Films literally came out of nowhere last year thanks to a movie by director Nicholas Steele involving a certain caped crusader, the flick singlehandedly winning over scores of parody genre fans. The funny thing is, a lot of their other movies were good too, the company spreading out the budgets more this year among projects but still offering a fun sequel in the form of Katwoman XXX. I know there has been a lot of buzz surrounding the movie and this has been one of the most anticipated releases of the year, the idea of superhero porn surely working for a number of people not typically given to watching a lot of porn. In this case, the company owner (and lead male star) Paul Chaplin wrote it and included nods to a variety of other costumed crusaders, the emphasis this time on busty babes such as Kagney Linn Karter as a generic Supergirl, Jennifer Dark as a similarly themed Wonder Woman, and the lead character played but sexy Dylan Ryder. I will state up front that this was only a single disc title sporting limited extras but it was a nice addition to the subgenre of superhero parody porn, the story having nothing to do with the mainstream “Catwoman” fiasco Hollywood churned out several years back.

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Andy San Dimas

The company website described the movie like this: “Batfxxx is missing and Gothard City is in danger of being wiped out by a deadly virus. Katwoman is their only hope of survival and she makes a deal with her arch-enemy The Jo-Kerr to save the city from this potential threat. With Wonderchick, Jokette, 2-Face, Gangster Lovato and super-busty Superchick, it's an all-star cast of hot and horny players in this action-packed, sex-filled adventure. Packed with plenty of action, from the chases, fights and explosions to some of the hottest sex and orgies from the nastiest villains and heroes ever seen!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Anna Lovato

Scene One: Dylan Ryder, the lean brunette featured on the front cover in her “Katwoman” costume, green haired Gemma “Jokette” Massey (seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover), and Paul Chaplin reprising his role from the original parody, were up first in the asylum, Dylan needing some help with a project. Paul’s acting was head and shoulders above the others but he had the easier role, the sexual aspects covered better by the ladies. Once the introductions were had, there was some lesbian action where both ladies stayed in their outfits, Dylan’s big boobs getting as much attention as Gemma’s sweetly curved ass. The ladies then very briefly slobbed his knob, Paul boning them vaginally in turns. There was a lot of dirty talk and taste testing, the editing a bit too quick but the abundance of medium shots (as opposed to the vastly over used close ups elsewhere) helping to keep things in context. The ladies were active riders and seemed to enjoy themselves too, their physical connection to their partners making it a strokable scene, the action ending when Paul beat out a round of genetic juice to their faces for cumswapping.

Natasha Marley, Kagney Linn Karter, and Bridgette B.

Scene Two: Jennifer Dark, Anna Lovato, Andy San Dimas, Dale DaBone, and a masked, uncredited mope were up next in a museum. Jennifer played a Wonder Woman character, Anna reprising her role from the original flick, and the others tossed in for good measure. Like the orgies from the first flick, the partners swapped around a bit and there was a fair amount of modest lesbian action just as the basics of blowjobs and vaginal fucking were included at length. The guys spent little time going down on the women for the most part and the ladies made it clear that their personal tastes in cock made them want to aggressively slob some knob, their active riding during the penetration positions not quite as consistent but well within usual guidelines. I’m not sure why the masked second male was left uncredited and the missed opportunity to have Dale reprise his role as “Batman” (albeit for another company’s version) was a shame but he and Andy did show some sparks even if Anna was a more active rider. Anna took a facial of spunk after Andy and Jennifer swap their own facial from Dale, the modest amounts of population pudding such that it was shared but only slightly. Of note also was how Andy rubbed one out while pissing, the fantasy sometimes referred to as “squirting” as she showed her own appreciation of the action.

Gemma Massey, Anna Lovato, and Jennifer Dark

Scene Three: Kagney Linn Karter, Bridgette B., Natasha Marley, and Paul Chaplin, were up next in a news studio, Natasha and Bridgette seemingly improvising their lines for a story explaining where the caped crusader and associates were at the time. Kagney played a super sexy parody version of Supergirl, the villain apparently ready for that contingency as he warped the minds of all three hotties to bend to his will. The ladies were as active eating pussy this time as cock, Kagney off in passive lala land until she was given a pecker to ride actively. I’d be misleading you if I were to claim there was any chemistry or connection observed during the scene but given the physical appeal of the trio of blondes, it was not as crucial as usual. Kagney did not remain in most of her costume either but that helped showcase her milky white skin compared to the tanned vixens she was working with, the gal a natural with a cock in her mouth or a babe licking her snatch. Bridgette was the most active vaginal rider though, by a wide margin, and the ending load of splooge on Kagney’s mouth and chest was not the smallest of the picture.

Dylan Ryder with Evan

Scene Four: Jennifer Dark, Gemma Massey, and Anna Lovato, then engaged in a lesbian scene, uninterrupted by cock at all. There was a lot of boob play and pussy munching, the light caresses not really covering why Jennifer was so out of it. Gemma took the nod here for being the driving force of the scene though, her playfulness helping me buy into her role overall but also making her stand out at times as someone to keep an eye on for future fuck flick roles. In any case, Jennifer remained in costume to a degree and Gemma used a strap on dildo to add to the basic vibrators deployed only slightly earlier (to warm them all up), the chemistry mixed but still there, the physical qualities of the ladies again a nice touch.

Sperchick (Kagney) and Wonderchick (Jennifer)

Scene Five: Dylan Ryder, finally back again after too long a spell, was up in a flashback sequence where she showed how she met Evan “Max Maximus” Stone in a late night office scene. Evan made the first move, having her “stick her nose” right where it belonged by pulling up his pecker for her to suck. Dylan was again an active cock sucker, her knob slobbing skills enhanced by some hand to gland combat in her low cut blouse, the streamers flying as she inhaled his rod soundly. I would have preferred more of her in the costume but given her feminine charms (and nicely curvy body), seeing Evan pound away at her pussy in civilian clothing was okay by me too. She was an active rider in most positions, her verbal cues about what she liked and wanted signaling him to give it to her really well. The ending crotch pop of semen was okay too, the story elements again a bit confused.

Lexi Swallow

Scene Six: Lexi Swallow, Dylan Ryder, Kagney Linn Karter, Mr. Pete, and Paul Chaplin, were up last in another orgy. This time, they were in a warehouse storing some of the libido gas, the super powered ladies all craving cock and pussy alike though exactly how Lexi fit into the matter must have been left on the cutting room floor. The emphasis here was again on the ladies sucking off the two lucky men and aggressively riding the resulting turgid members in a variety of positions. Fans of taste testing (ladies sucking the men off after the cocks get juiced up in pussies) will again revel in the frequency of the sexual act, the tryst here including it just as much as the previous scenes in the movie. Kagney appeared to take center stage this time in terms of camera time focusing on her acts, Dylan a close second and Lexi seemingly tossed in as some modest icing on the proverbial cake, Lexi taking her facial and giving some post coital head before Paul tossed off an oozing wad of ball batter to Kagney’s waiting mouth.

Kagney Linn Karter and Dylan Ryder

special effects

Summary: Katwoman XXX by director Nicholas Steele for Blue Bird Films was only slightly related to the company’s breakthrough hit from last year, also having no resemblance (thankfully!) to the horrid mainstream Catwoman movie starring Halle Berry from a number of years ago. It’s been said that the movie provided a lot of elements that did not quite jibe together and were never fleshed out as properly as they could (or should) have been, the disjointed story elements such that it was all over the map thematically. Frankly, there is a lot of truth in that assessment but that could be said of almost all porn (features or not), the overall fantasy elements handled well enough for prolonged strokability and replay value, the fun factor quotient certainly as solid as most other releases in the superhero parody genre. As such, I think it earned a qualified rating of Highly Recommended given the factors addressed, Dylan Ryder looking hot as the lead role, Kagney Linn Karter a super looking “Super Chick”, and Jennifer Dark as a very sexy “Wonder Chick” worth busting out the junk for spanking. On that note, Gemma Massey was a decidedly cute “Jokette” and Paul Chaplin again came across as the perfect parody version of the Heath Ledger version of Joker (spelling slightly altered as the company does), the technical aspects were well done, and the opportunities for tighter sequels abound thanks to the way everything but the kitchen sink was tossed in here. In short, don’t miss Katwoman XXX if you have even the slightest attraction to women, find parody porn (particularly in the superhero genre) enjoyable, and want some hardcore entertainment with a comic book leaning.

Kagney, Dylan, and Jennifer (in costume)


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