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Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 11/22/11

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre:  Gonzo, Tall Women

Director:  Erik Everhard

Cast:  Bridgette BMargo Russo (as Margo)MishkaVictoria Rae BlackErik EverhardMr. Pete

Length:  2 hrs 18 mins

Extras:  Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Trailers, Cast List, Photo Gallery

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Vignettes of Erik Everhard and Mr. Pete dicking down four chicks taller than them.  I wouldn’t say I have a fetish for it but being 6’4” I  enjoy banging tall women and I think it would be fun to bang one even taller than me.

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

The first Amazon up is Victoria Rae Black, a tall Midwestern girl with a pretty face and an innocent demeanor.  Her tits are fantastic but her ass is a bit flat.  She walks around a large loft and chats up the cameraman.  The action starts when she gets on the bed naked and Everhard shows up.  She blows him with a surprisingly skillful technique.  She takes a passive role when they get down to fucking but her squeals of pleasure seem entirely authentic.  Erik does seem to go a bit easy on her and he doesn’t neglect the clit.  She finishes him off by jacking his spunk into her mouth.

Erik tempts Victoria with his Bratwurst. 

This scene had some heat but it was mainly during when Victoria was blowing Erik.  The actual fuck action was clearly enjoyed by both of them but it was a little tame for the camera.  I can tell Victoria has the confidence to give a good active ride and I would like to see it when she does.

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Scene 2:

The scene opens with a low angle shot of Mishka.  She has long legs, DSLs and big porno titties.  She says she likes to fuck and I believe her.  They get down to business with a slobbery throat fuck.   Erik pounds puss from behind with Mishka’s legs splayed out in a way leg fetishists will no doubt enjoy.  She also has a juicy ass that looks good when she rides cowgirl.  Erik pumps away at her until it seems like they’d both like to get it over with and he finally sprays his babies all over her face.

Mishka is a tall drink of ass.

All in all, this is a very average scene if not less so.  Mishka has got the type of frame that giantess freaks will drool over but otherwise she has the fake tits, lips and tan of a million other forgettable porn “stars”.

Scene 3:

Platinum blonde Russian Margo is stretched out on a leather lounge chair in a short black dress and heels.  She stands up and gives us a show of her fair-skinned body.  Her bright red lipstick and big round boobs make Margo look like a living fuck doll.  Unfortunately when she gets fucked she has the same range of expressions as a fuck doll as well.  When her face does register emotion it’s discomfort or annoyance.  The looks on Erik’s face at times is even “WTF is up with this chick".  When he finally nuts on her chin it’s a relief that it’s over.

Margo's great Russian bare ass.

What a disappointment.  I was so into Margo at the outset because she had a sense of humor unlike the typical Russian porn girl. Also I think Russian is the hottest of all accents on women for some reason (maybe I was molested while watching Rocky and Bullwinkle?).  Regardless, Margo was a total dead fuck and it made me uncomfortable just watching it.

Scene 4:

Finally we have big blonde Bridgette B crawling around to a cheesy keyboard beat while her enormous boobs spill out of her hot pink bra.  Her face is hot but her tits have big scarred areolas. Enter Mr. Pete to tongue-punch her fart box.  It’s not immediately clear if she’s really tall but at this point I don’t care, I’d just like to see a scene I can jack off to.  She throats his meat and gives him jiggly tit fuck.  They have an energetic bang on the couch and Bridgette’s ass looks great as Mr. Pete slaps it.  He finishes with one more tit fuck and blows a load all over her.

Mr. Pete fucks Bridgette's mamazons.

Bridgette was a blast of fresh air into this stale exercise.  Her cock starved slut act is contrived but it’s just what this movie needed at this point.  Not enough to save it mind you, but just enough to reward the viewer with something for sitting through the rest of it.

Final Thoughts:

The best thing I can say about this disc is I that I liked the set.  The enormous fuck loft hasn't been used much in porn and all the natural light adds a lot to the effect.  I don’t know how common it is to find quality giantess porn but I do know that this isn’t it.  If you’re willing to accept mediocre female looks and tepid performer chemistry for just a pair of long legs then this disc will fit the bill. But for the casual porn viewer just looking for something with an extra element added to what I already require this really falls short.  Amazons gets the bozack.  Skip It.

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