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Monster Curves 16

Studio: Reality Kings » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/29/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Monster Curves 16

Reality Kings

Genre: Web to DVD, Large Ass

The Women

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Austin Taylor, Chris Johnson, Chloe Reese Carter, Voodoo, Holly, Brannon Rhodes, Tiffany Brookes, Kagney Linn Karter, JMac, Jada Stevens, Kristina Rose, Bill Bailey

Length: 237:01 minutes

Dates of Production: 2011 (Chloe’s scene was from 3/7/2011 but I don’t have a membership to the company website to see the others)

Extras: There was a photogallery and some trailers but that was all.

Condoms: No

Austin Taylor

Audio/Video Quality: Monster Curves 16 was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by the uncredited company directors of Reality Kings for their website. This selection of scenes came largely from same named series and was encoded in MPEG-2, the video bitrate low but acceptable in terms of looking decent enough for almost four hours of material placed on a double layer disc. The colors were okay, the amount of grain and video noise modest, and the fleshtones accurate enough for this genre but it was nothing as good looking as a dedicated title. The camera bounced around and the ladies were almost always the focal point of the action, my preference for discs over internet probably a factor in my comments. A few scenes looked much worse than the others but the important “fun factor” was always in evidence for those wanting to see it. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals plain but easy to hear most of the time, the built in microphone enough to capture the basics but little of the ambient noises or background.

Chloe Reese Carter

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Body of Review: Reality Kings has one of the most extensive bodies of scenes I’ve ever come across in terms of porn websites, the plethora of pussy and ass found there probably enough to keep even a pervert like me busy for years without looking elsewhere. In an effort to both market itself to those of us diehard enough to stick with physical media (primarily DVD) until the bitter end and showcase some of their work in compilations worth dropping a few bucks on, they release a variety of titles on the market. While I still maintain that your best buy will be to join their website(s) and get it over with, the latest such title being called Monster Curves 16. I appreciate attractive women with well rounded asses so this series is a natural for me to enjoy, many others already signing on for additional footage via the company website. The company website described the premise like this: “Forget about those toothpick size runway models, give us some ladies with curves-- Monster Curves! If you love your women round and juicy, ladies with some meat on their bones... then we have the content for you! We're talking about women with hips that don't quit. Incredibly round asses that will make your mouth water! Big booty girls with big round asses. Only people as obsessed as us could bring you this many pairs of perfects hips and asses! Download hundreds of movies and pics featuring gorgeous girls with amazing curves (we call them Monster Curves). Check out some of our free trailers below, these girls and their round butts and perfect hips are sure to wet your appetite! Every week, Reality Kings brings you nothing but the finest butts, the sexy round asses that jiggle when you grab 'em, the women with the Monster Curves!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Jizz and Jerseys: Austin Taylor, a curvy blond dedicated to football and boyfriend Chris Johnson, was up first speaking with the uncredited female director in the house. She wore her football jersey, a thong, and stripper shoes as she got ready for him to return. The picture was a bit more pixilated than most I’ve seen in a long time but I loved her strong legs and fleshy ass all the same, some squats leading to additional tease. When he got back, they engaged in some moderately active oral and vaginal positions, taste testing from time to time and displaying a moderate amount of lustful connection before the ending load of spunk landed on her ass cheeks by his own hand. The company website described the scene like this: “Today I had the pleasure of watching Austin get ready for the lingerie bowl tryouts. I arrived at her house at the perfect time, she had on high heels, a thong and a team jersey. I watched her slowly squeeze her huge round ass into a pair of tiny shorts, it was an amazing sight. She showed me her football stance, and she also did a few squats making her bubble butt look even bigger. When her boyfriend arrived he immediately took her to the bedroom and fucked her monster ass like a madman.”

Tiffany Brookes

Scene Two: Body That Bangs: Chloe Reese Carter, the brunette babe featured on the front cover, was up next dressed as a French maid before cleaning the pipes of Voodoo. While the maid outfit was not truly complete, few men would complain given her ample ass in a thong bouncing around. They pawed each other in the bathroom before she dropped down to slob his knob and tongue his balls, the gal sitting on his face before actively riding his pecker vaginally. For his part, he fingered her asshole as she took the cock, eventually draining his balls of population pudding by her own hand and then swallowing it. The company website described the scene like this: “Voodoo hired a maid for the week to clean his mansion. I should have know when he call me over that she was going to have huge tits and a monster ass. After following her around the house admiring her beautiful curves, she went to clean the bathroom where Voodoo awaited patiently. He surprised her with his stiff johnson and asked her for help cleaning it. She got on her knees and gave him an awesome blow job. Voodoo fucked the maid all over the bathroom, he eventually shot his load in her mouth sent her home to her boyfriend.”

Kagney Linn Karter with JMac

Scene Three: Opened Up: Holly, a lean blond in red vinyl slutty apparel, was up next showing her body to the cameraman and Brannon Rhodes. The lacing up the ass crack was awesome and while she was the most generic lady of the show (no last stage name and a common name like hers translates into “disposable” for the most part), she seemed to fit the movie fairly well. She teased in the driveway and sucked his dick all over the top of the red sports car, moving into the game room to bend over the pool table where he ate her out front and back before vaginally porking her. She became active once warmed up and he beat out a round of genetic juice to her ass cheeks when it was over. The company website described the scene like this: “Brannon came to my place with Holly. She wanted to show me the amazing outfit that she managed to get into, It accentuated her beautiful ass and tits. After teasing us with some awesome booty shaking, Holly got on her knees and gave Brandon an award winning blow job. I wanted to see more so we went inside where I got to see her ride the cock like no other.”

Jada Stevens and Kristina Rose with Bill

Scene Four: Big Booty Brookes: Tiffany Brookes, a fetching and lean brunette in classic bikini lingerie, was up next as she teased around the courtyard of the house. This was a repeat performance for her and she ended up with Voodoo, the solo aspects inside the house leading to the pair engaging in their tryst. While hardly blessed with a truly “monster” ass, her overall body was smoking hot, her sex positive attitude enough to enhance her value in replay sessions. The oral by both of them led to some powerful vaginal positions where she was quite active, her taste testing done and her hand to gland finishing him off all over her face as she looked up at him, the gal deserving his splooge. The company website described the scene like this: “This week we welcome the triumphant return of Tiffani Brookes. She took a well deserved break and now she is back curvier than ever. Sexy Tiffani modeled a great piece of lingerie that accentuated her great ass and tits. After playing with her bald beaver we took the action indoors. Voodoo was waiting for her and ready to do some serious pounding. He fucked her senseless all over the couch. Voodoo managed to blast his jizz in her eye and all over her face.”

Scene Five: Caution Curves: Kagney Linn Karter, one of the most attractive blonds in porn these days, was up next with JMac after he played with his car in the garage. She primped in the bathroom wearing a red tube top and some jeans cut out in the seat to reveal her perfectly fleshy ass as her red thong separated her cheeks. The cameraman felt her up a little and while the picture was again showing some rough edges, few will argue that the scene should have been left out due to technical considerations. The action began in earnest on the couch, the gal dry humping him in the living room as he played with her boobs. He then ate her ass and pussy before they gobbled each other up in a 69. From there the two vaginally screwed in a number of positions but only the initial positions were particularly active, Jay tossing out his wad of semen to her tits and face to close it up. The company website described the scene like this: “Jmac was not prepared for the outfit that Kagney wore for him. Her beautiful round ass cheeks looked amazing in her bottomless jeans. He had to stop working on his car and inspect the goods that were in front of him. After playing with her perfect tits and ass, Jmac put his anaconda deep in her mouth. Kagney was no wall flower, she slobbed the knob and also took care of the balls. Jmac took the lovely Kagney to the living room and fucked her all over his brand new couch. It was amazing watching her ride and grind on the cock without losing a beat.”

Scene Six: Pleasure Hike: Jada Stevens and Kristina Rose, a couple of popular brunettes, were up last in a hiking scenario where they wore plaid shirts and their wonderful ass cheeks inhaled their blue denim shorts in some serious butt munch work. Bill Bailey joined in after the ladies put on a lesbian show for the cameraman, the gal on gal kissing invoking his boner to do some damage once they smothered his head in ass flesh while he ate them out. The resulting shared blowjob was decent in POV and the vaginal penetration positions inside the house and around it showed some chemistry worth noting. Jada took the load of spunk to her mouth to cumswap it with Kristina, the women kissing seductively as the camera faded out. The company website described the scene like this: “Kristina and Jada invited me for a hike on a new trail. I had everything I needed for our expedition, but I was not prepared for the amazing outfits that they had on. I almost fainted when I saw their nice round butts caressed by tiny shorts. I was mesmerized as I followed their monster curves up the trail. Once we reached our destination, Jada and Kristina did a strip tease and luckily Bill arrived in time, hard cock in hand ready for action. The girls made an ass sandwich with his face before grinding and riding his cock to the promised land.”

Summary: Monster Curves 16 by Reality Kings was truthfully advertised and a lot of strokable fun, the replay value enhanced by the size and shape of the round rumps present in the six scenes described above so I gave it a rating of Recommended. The appeal of this volume in the series was the name recognition factor, gals like Kagney Linn Karter, Chloe Reese Carter, Jada Stevens, and Kristina Rose all enhancing the replay value for their scores of fans. In short, Monster Curves 16 was a compilation of scenes from the company website where even a few name changes could not keep me from researching this one until I figured out where they all came from, the belief that guys (and gals) who appreciate big butts have a need to know just as they have a need to drop seed whenever something as much fun as most of these scenes were comes along so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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