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This Isn't The Twilight Saga: Breakin Dawn - The XXX Parody


Studio: Devil's Films » Review by Vincent Pierce » Review Date: 12/1/11


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

GENRE: Horror, Spoofs & Parodies, Vampires, Widescreen

DIRECTOR: Sammy Slater

CAST: Bill Bailey, Chris Johnson, Dani Jensen, Daniel Hunter, Gracie Glam, Kelly Klass, Keni Styles, Rocco Reed, Vicki Chase

DATE Of PRODUCTION: 11/14/2011

LENGTH: 2 hrs. 7 mins.

AUDIO/VIDEO: This DVD was shot in HD (High Definition). The scenes are all in a widescreen format/ratio, and have some sort of 3D visual filter on them. The scenes visual enhancements/effects take away from the overall experience in a slight manner, but not in a totally intrusive way. The sound is clear in quality, and the volume doesn't have to be turned up much to enjoy.


SYNOPSIS

This movie is definitely a parody, and not a carbon copy of the original movie. While it features brief skits of the movie's plot it is mostly a sex oriented parody that offers the viewer fantasy scenarios about their favorite 'Twilight' characters. It features a cast of performers that for the most part look like the actors, and actresses they are trying to mimic. The movie begins with Bella's (Gracie Glam), and Edward's (???) wedding. Then it quickly moves on to their honeymoon where Bella (Gracie Glam) accidentally gets impregnated. From there Jacob Black (???), and Leah Clearwater (Vicki Chase) engage in some kinky outdoor sex after Leah (Vicki Chase) tries to convince him that Bella (Gracie Glam) isn't worth the trouble. Scene three of the DVD picks up after the point where the original 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1' left off, and has Alice Cullen (Kelly Klass) trying to get her long time love Jasper Hale (???) to convince the Volturi that Bella's baby isn't a threat by treating him to some hardcore sex including some serious anal. The final scene on the DVD has Jane Volturi (Dani Jensen), and her two henchmen enganged in a hardcore threesome after Jasper Hale (???) shows up convincing them silently that Bella's (Gracie Glam) baby Renesmee isn't a threat. Each scene ends in with the leading female performer recieving a nice facial, or oral cumshot.

 

 

Scene 1: Gracie Glam

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Gracie Glam takes on the role of Bella in this honeymoon oriented scene. For the most part I thought Gracie looked a lot like the movie actress who played the original Bella. At times even her expressions seemed similar to those of the original movie actress. She kept her sexual moans of ecstasy toned down to a voice that seemed true to the movie actress's portrayal of Bella. While the brief skit about Bella wanting to be 'turned' was anything but theatrical quality it didn't take away from Gracie's sexual performance. Gracie, and her male partner (Edward Cullen) began their sexual encounter with some hot '69' action, and moved into a wide variety of other sexual positions. As an oral sex fan I enjoyed watching Gracie (Bella) give the male performer (Edward) a quality blowjob. The sexual interactions between the two performers were definitely intense at times, but gave the proper amount of verbal emotion that a fan of the 'Twilight' series would expect. In the end Gracie (Bella) recieved a nice thick load of semen on her face, and in her mouth. The scene closed with the male performer (Edward Cullen) stating that he accidentally shot some of his cum inside of her. From there the plot continues in the same manner as the original film.

 

 

Scene 2: Vicki Chase

Vicki Chase (Leah Clearwater) took on a scene that was never actually in the original movie's/book's storyline. She played the role of 'Leah Clearwater' the native american shapshifter (wolf) who accompanied Jacob Black in the original story/movie. In her brief skit Vicki (Leah Clearwater) tried to convince the male performer (Jacob Black) that Bella (Gracie Glam) wasn't worth the trouble, and that he should stick with his own kind. To convince him of this Vicki Chase (Leah Clearwater) allowed him to have sex with her. The sex in this scene was definitely one of the most intense on the DVD. Like the previous scene Vicki (Leah Clearwater), and her male counterpart (Jacob Black) engaged in all sorts of sexual positions. A large part of the scene was spent with Vicki (Leah Clearwater) recieving some hardcore anal treatment in various positions. I'm honestly not a huge fan of anal sex, but it was a pretty hot scene. After getting anally pounded for a while by the male performer (Jacob Black), Vicki recieved a nice facial that landed mostly on the side of her mouth.

 

 

Scene 3: Kelly Klass

Kelly Klass (Alice Cullen) was on of the actresses that looked a lot like her movie counterpart. Her hairstyle even mimicked what was shown in the movie version of the book. In this scene the skit actually continued past the point where the theatrical movie had ended. It puzzled me a little since this was supposed to be a parody of 'Breaking Dawn pt.1'. The scene follows the books plot where Kelly (Alice Cullen) is trying to convince her vampire boyfriend/husband to got to the Volturi and tell them some secret that would keep them from killing Bella's (Gracie Glam) baby Renesmee. What that secret was I never figured out, and didn't know since I've never read the Twilight books. With that being said the sex in this scene was ok, but not as impressive as the previous two scenes. There was that mixture of positions as well as some anal sex which I had seen in the earlier scenes. The sex in this scene was a little more rough than the others, and the male performer (Jasper Hale) had Kelly (Alice Cullen) deepthroating him on a fairly constant basis. The oral sex in this scene was definitely impressive. In the end Kelly (Alice Cullen) recieved a nice thick load of semen in her open mouth which she quickly spit back out.

 

 

Scene 4: Dani Jensen

Dani Jensen played the role of 'Jane Volturi' with looks that matched the onscreen movie actress. Even her eyes were covered with similar red contacts that gave her a true to character appearance. This scene picks up at the point where Alice Cullen (Kelly Klass), and her boyfriend/husband Jasper Hale confront Dani (Jane Volturi), and her two henchmen about sparing Bella's (Gracie Glam) daughter Renesmee. The skit is performed with few words, and ends when Dani (Jane Volturi) tells her two vampire henchmen to fuck her since they won't be killing Renesmee. Once again I was puzzled as to the fact that this DVD was a parody of 'Breaking Dawn pt.1' yet it seemed to conclude the whole story. I have never read the books, but it was a part that was definitely not in the latest movie. The sex in this scene was likely the most hardcore on the DVD. It featured a threesome involving Dani (Jane Volturi), and her two vampire henchmen. Dani (Jane Volturi) was literally a sex sandwich for most of the scene. The two male performers were constantly alternating between stuffing Dani's (Jane Volturi) mouth, and her pussy. The positions were varied, but the sex seemed a little redundant. In the end Dani (Jane Volturi) recieved a massive mouthful of sperm from both male performers.

 

EXTRAS

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- Trailers

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- Pop Shots

 

FINAL THOUGHTS

This Twilight parody was basically a four scene feature that had little to do with the real movie's plot. The acting was terrible, but the sex was fairly impressive at some parts. Gracie Glam stood out as the best performer on the DVD, and her scene was the best as well. From scene two onward the sex scenes became less interesting to me. I'd have to say that out of all the scenes only Gracie Glam's, and Vicki Chase's were worthy of any praise. The other two scenes paled in comparison, and did not impress me enough to like them. Aside from those issues the strange visual filter that was on each scene puzzled me a little since it appeared to have 3D features/coloring. I don't actually recall seeing that this was a 3D feature film on the DVD case, or on the adult DVD websites. In the end I did enjoy seeing Gracie Glam perform, but it wasn't impressive enough to make up for the other lackluster performances or poor acting. Unfortunately I'm going to have to say this DVD is only worth a Rent, and that's because I think Gracie Glam gave an amazing sexual performance.

 

FINAL RATING: Rent It.


"I'm the man who coined the phrase "Same Sex Different Dame". If you're gonna produce porn PLEASE go all out, and don't fall victim to retro ruination. Innovation is king!"

- Vincent Pierce 2014 A.D.



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