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Official Scarface Parody

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/30/11

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Official Scarface Parody

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Parody, Drama

Director: Gary Orona

Cast: Emmanuelle London, Johnny Slim, Anthony Rosano, Tabitha Stevens, Johnny Rocket, Jack Cummings, Lexi Swallow, Melanie Rios
Non-sex roles: Blake Richards

Length: 116:30 minutes

Emmanuelle London with Johnny Slim

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: There was only a set of trailers, a photogallery, and a compilation of popshots from the movie.

Condoms: None

Emmanuelle London with Anthony Rosano

Audio/Video Quality: Official Scarface Parody was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Gary Orona for Zero Toleranceusing the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480 resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain I dislike so much, the overall look of the show was surprisingly strong for a director with limited titles under his belt. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, this particular cast able to handle the solid lighting quite well. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural aspects fairly limited but much like the gonzo titles the company is known for, just upgraded with ambient noises to flesh out the aural experience. There was also no separation between the channels but the dynamic range was decent enough. The voices could be clearly heard with the balance between those and the music nicely handled, the ambient effects also mixed in properly.

Tabitha Stevens with Johnny Rocket

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Body of Review: Gary Orona is a porn parody director releasing titles at Zero Tolerance. Given so many people working for the company have been involved in outside work of late, I’m not sure if this arrangement will continue or if it is simply a distribution deal but his past works have often been a notch or more above what is expected so time will tell. His latest effort came in the form of Official Scarface Parody, a sexual tribute of sorts to the original drug kingpin movie so many people remember as being one of Al Pacino’s best “over the top” acting jobs. Rather than stick to the whole cocaine theme of the original “don’t get high off your own supply” still sticking in my memory (as classic common sense worthy of any Harvard MBA program), the parody adjusted the story to focus on a drug that enhances sex, the expected results probably being served better had the budget been increased substantially. Anthony Rosano plays the modern day immigrant gangster in a fashion that at times appeared to be played for comic effect more than anything but it wasn’t half bad at all if you want to see Tabitha Stevens back in action or find curvy Emmanuelle London worth more than a look.

Tabitha Stevens with Jack Cummings

The back cover described the movie like this: “When Tony Montana claims asylum in Miami in search of the American Dream, he soon discovers a thirst for power, money and control of 'the juice' -- a contraband aphrodisiac sex aid that's taken the country's underground sex addicts by storm. Everyone wants to try this slippery stuff that turns sex into an orgiastic fantasy. Tony wants a bigger, harder, wetter piece of the pie than any 'juice' gangster has ever taken, and he's soon supplying the nation with the purest form of lube available. But soon after Tony kills his boss and takes his woman, he does what all dealers should never do -- he gets hooked on his own product -- and it leads him down the path of destruction.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Lexi Swallow with Anthony

Scene One: Emmanuelle London, a curvy brunette newcomer with a great ass and legs, was up first in bed giving a show to the guys with Johnny Slim. He stripped her and caressed her frame, running his hands along her pussy and tits before oiling her up and fingering her. She responded with an okay blowjob, using her hand much more than her mouth to excite him, some active cowgirl, then passive missionary and spooning, ending up with a small wad of genetic juice gracing her mug. To say she has potential would be true but she really did not display it much here.

Melanie Rios with Johnny Rocket

Scene Two: Emmanuelle London, next up already slobbing the knob of standing Anthony Rosano, included a titty fuck of sorts before some standing vaginal penetration in the shower. She looked bustier than ever here and took matters into her own hands to jerk him off to completion, the small round of population pudding landing on her face.

Scene Three: Tabitha Stevens, wearing a colorful sarong and what appeared to be a large black wig, was up next in the hotel suite bedroom with muscular Johnny Rocket. She seduced him as best she could but few words were exchanged in favor of allowing the music to define the moment, each partner caressing each other to build up some heat. I’ll admit that I’ve never been a huge fan of Tabitha’s growing list of plastic surgeries but she has long been a talented performer worthy of the best cock that could be provided her. This time, there was a lot of non-explicit rubbing as she gyrated her hips, the lady briefly inhaling his cock orally before he tapped her very fit body. She bounced back to meet his thrusting member and the vaginal positions soon led to a familiar conclusion, his spunk tossed off to her mouth but landing all over his abdomen.

Scene Four: Tabitha Stevens, this time sporting a white wig and matching dress, was then up again as she poured some of the product on her body to seduce Jack Cummings. Why he would need anything artificial to want her is beyond me but she sat on his face for him to worship her pussy, the generic music favored over their vocals even when she inhaled his pecker orally so very well. The messy blowjob showed he was having wood problems too, a guy getting blown by someone like Tabitha really needing a full blown erection to make the role work for me. She rode him vaginally in cowgirl and he was then thrusting mechanically away in missionary, a titty pop of splooge ending the tryst all too soon.

Scene Five: Lexi Swallow, a lean blond with large boobs and a neatly trimmed pussy, was up next with Anthony Rosano on the couch. He was going down on her and she reciprocated (though not as well as Tabitha had blown either of her guys), some titty play leading to various forms of vaginal, Anthony doing most of the work. The ending facial was almost anticlimactic but she did not shy away from his spew and the story elements proceeded a bit quicker than they had to that point in the movie.

Scene Six: Melanie Rios, a fetching young Latina with kinky hair, was up last as she spread her legs to grant Johnny Rocket greater access to her snatch. He slowly ate her pussy in the basic hotel bed, her own oral efforts only modestly successful. From there they engaged in a few positions of vaginal sex, the doggy looking good and her work in cowgirl appearing to give her the best nod in terms of how actively she rode, his seed unleashed as much on the bed as her chest given his poor aim and difficulties.

Summary: Official Scarface Parody by director Gary Orona for Zero Tolerance fell short of the mark for me but the two scenes starring Tabitha Stevens did manage to restore it somewhat for me, the resulting rating of Rent It almost certainly too high otherwise due to the low budget nature of the many elements. I’m not known as a “parody purist” by any stretch of the imagination but Anthony’s hairpiece, the generic locations for the sexual exploits, and the rushed look of other aspects of the movie tell me that even someone as capable as this director can fall short from time to time. In short, the Official Scarface Parody had a lot of potential and the cast of women were enough to merit some kudos but the execution of the elements as a whole just did not work. The sex was too brief and the story elements not worked together very well, even the stock footage coming across as weak compared to some of Orona’s earlier releases so give it a look if you appreciate babes like Emmanuelle London, experienced ladies such as Tabitha Stevens, or even the cute Lexi Swallow & Melanie Rios but don’t go in expecting he hit another home run or you’ll be disappointed.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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