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This Ain't ESPN XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 12/4/11



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Parody

Director: Otto Bauer

Cast: Alanah Rae, Brooklyn Lee, Britney Amber, McKenzie Lee, Asphyxia Noir, Lee Stone, Rocco Reed, Jack Napier, Danny Wylde, Otto Bauer

Length: 128 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: The Behind the Scenes footage is the standout segment. There is a nice looking slide show along with several good Hustler trailers. 

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition and Dolby Digital.

Overview: This Ain't ESPN XXX is a parody film by Hustler Video and directed by Otto Bauer. By satirizing the very popular cable sports network, Otto Bauer brings the two most enjoyable pleasures in life and blend them into one creation. Sports and sex are incredible stimuli for men. In this production, attractive women like Alanah Rae, Britney Amber, and Brooklyn Lee provide the eye candy while the athletic atmosphere sets the sex up nicely.       

Scene One: Ambitious investigative reporter Alanah Rae wants to find out about the current drug scandal in football. When she is with player Lee Stone, the woman gets down to the nitty gritty to personally find out if the rumors are true. Soon, she is giving the well-hung man a very good stimulative blow job in the locker room. Afterwards, her body looks so yummy as the male hunk eats and then, fucks her hot looking pussy. This scene is a good opening one on account of Alanah's sex appeal and the solid and very hot fucking activity between the performers. At the end, Alanah receives his man juice on her receptive face.      

Scene Two: Basketball player Jack Napier is in the shower area of the locker room. McKenzie Lee joins him and the both of them begin their sexual tryst. When she sucks his cock, the woman applies good fondness for it while she provides good eye contact. Afterwards, their performance becomes more exciting as McKenzie rides his cock with good energy and then, she gets fucked up her ass later. This scene is also pretty hot since the woman's dirty talk is a turn-on. I like McKenzie's attitude. Finally, the stud cums on her face.      

Scene Three: Eye candy anchors Britney Amber and Rocco Reed provide very good oral work as they take turns in sucking each other's sexual playthings. Rocco always knows how to pleasure a woman and Britney applies a very heated and juicy bj. Later, the screwing moments have Britney giving very good humping effort on her co-anchor's cock as she enjoys Rocco wholeheartedly. Another major reason to watch this scene is Britney's gorgeous bod. She is a true beauty. At the end, the woman receives his cum on her receptive mouth and face.

Scene Four: As soon as Asphyxia Noir interviews injured athlete Danny Wylde in his hospital room, she takes hold of his dick and orally stimulates it with her passionate mouth. This scene is a good change of pace as compared to the previous ones. It definitely is the most entertaining when it comes to fun. Overall, the vaginal-penile fucking moments are good on the bed. Finally, the guy cums on her breasts.

Scene Five: Even though I would had hired India Summer to be Danica, nevertheless Brooklyn Lee still gives an appealing performance. Otto Bauer does a good job in fucking her mouth and the woman pleasures his dick well afterwards. Then, their screwing session garners solid heat as the woman's dirty talk enhances the excitement level. Lastly, Brooklyn receives his man juice on her face.      

Final Thoughts: This film is a good one especially when you consider that blonde beauties Alanah Rae and Britney Amber give stimulating performances and brunette siren McKenzie Lee shows off her exciting attitude and talents. As far as parodies go, this one is a passable one mostly on account of the sex. This movie is a rental.


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