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I Love Big Butts 7

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/20/11

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

I Love Big Butts 7

New Sensations

Genre: Compilation, Big Asses

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Director: Varied By Scene

Cast: Mischa Brooks, Mike Adriano, Alexis Texas, MacKenzee Pierce, Sadie West, Ian Scott, Richelle Ryan, John Strong, Olga Cabaeva, Anthony Rosano, Jessica Lynn, Jenna Presley, Jasmine Black, Nick Lang, Ashli Orion, Jordan Ash, Kelly Divine, Criss Strokes, Brianna Love, James Deen

Length: 381:02 minutes

Date of Production: Varied by Scene

Extras: There was a photogallery, trailers, and the ability to look for specific acts in the scenes (“pick your pleasure”).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Love Big Butts 7 by the directors of New Sensations, was presented in anamorphic widescreen but most of the scenes appear to have come from the 2007 to 2010 era so the quality varied a bunch (Miles Long, Eddie Powell, and others directing the individual scenes). It should be noted that my regular home DVD players wouldn’t play this one, saying the file format was not supported, but I still liked the content. The lighting was usually flat and even with the editing ranging a wider range than I cared for, the video bitrate often in the upper 4.4 Mbps area or so. There was a company watermark at all times in the lower right hand corner but it was small and unobtrusive, often blending in completely unless I was consciously looking for it. Some of the camera work was markedly better than in other scenes but the selection of action included at least some lingerie in all scenes, the skin tones and color accuracy handled well enough for the purposes of a compilation. The audio was done in 2.0 Dolby Digital with 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps audio bitrate, most of the scenes more generic in this area than the visuals. Typically, the scenes would begin with some generic music during the tease and then transition to vocals alone once the sex began.

Body of Review: New Sensations and sister company Digital Sin have long been associated with compilations, the very latest one coming in being I Love Big Butts 7. While not specifically listed as a compilation (a pet peeve of mine), the clear emphasis this time was on providing a dozen scenes of big ass babes having sex and the front cover pointed out that it included a “brand new scene” so there really shouldn’t be any confusion this time. Like the first volume in the series, this one featured lovely Brianna Love on the front cover, certainly a world class ass in her day. Joining her in other scenes of their own were sweetly curved hotties such as Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine, Jessica Lynn, and others including the listed new scene by Mischa Brooks, for the over six and a half hour experience. While anal was not the main course of the show, this being the case in other volumes of the series as well, the amount of tease centering on ass cheeks and such was plentiful and well worth your time, money, and seed. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: : Mischa Brooks, Mike Adriano: Mischa Brooks, a shapely little brunette with a nice ass, was up first as she teased and worked out in Mike Adriano’s courtyard, her purple crop top barely holding in her modest tits while her gray stretch pants and white thong helped amplify the desirability of her ass. She masturbated and teased until Mike came in to rim her, the smile on her face showing what nasty fun they had in store for the world. She slobbed his knob inside the house, the cute gal displaying a lot of enthusiasm for servicing him orally before she was oiled up and vaginally banged like crazy in numerous positions. While not Mike’s best work to date, Mischa was hot enough to merit a nod all the same, the load of genetic juice landing on her ass ample enough for those who care.

Scene Two: My Fantasy Girls POV 3: Alexis Texas, Mike Adriano: Alexis Texas, a very appealing blond bombshell, was up next in a boxing gym wearing patriotic colors and teasing by a heavy bag. Her ass ate her shorts as the lower portion of her ass hung out and she seduced the camera, her ribs showing in what must have been her leanest scene ever for me to observe but she ended up blowing Mike Adriano in POV on a couch when the tease was over. Alexis inhaled the pecker and applied some hand to gland combat before actively riding him in her pussy. Her dirty talk enhanced matters as well, some taste testing making it even better along the way. It showed some passion and Mike tossed off a round of population pudding to her ass to finish up, a decidedly heated tryst to say the least.

Scene Three: Pound The Round POV 4: MacKenzee Pierce, Mike Adriano: MacKenzee is a delightfully attractive brunette with some nice shapes. Her ass is big and round. She's also got hot figure and nice tits. She opens the scene with a tease. It is an exciting warm up with MacKenzee showing her sweet ass and tits in all their glory. There's some liquid involved which makes it even sweeter. Next we find her in a short dialogue. Soon after Mike fingers and eats her out. They follow it up with a blow job. MacKenzee puts good energy into the act and looks great sucking cock. The sex continues the excitement with plenty of hot shots of MacKenzee's finest ASSets as she gets worked hard. The action includes straight and anal. They end with the pop shot on her butt cheeks. Overall it's a hot scene. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Four: What An Ass 7: Sadie West, Ian Scott: Sadie West, a beautiful brunette with gorgeous blue eyes, was up next as she paraded around a familiar porn house in black lingerie including a black thong. The thong rode up her crack and it looked sweet, a lot of bending over shots by the camera sealing the deal for me even though the music was lame. The tease and solo portion of the scene gave way to her blowing Ian Scott in POV fashion, maintaining eye contact with the camera as she gingerly worked his pecker orally. He then warmed her up orally but only briefly, the pair vaginally screwing somewhat actively as a result. This led to him beating off a large wad of spunk to her ass and Sadie cleaning it up orally.

Scene Five: What An Ass 5: Richelle Ryan, John Strong: Next on the list is Richelle. Richelle has long dark hair and one of the best bodies you'll ever see - really. She puts her goodies on display by seductively shaking her ass while on a staircase. Richelle then meets her partner and immediately starts fucking him doggy style. After a few minutes we get the pleasure of watching Richelle give oral. He literally grabbed her head and face fucked her. The sex in this scene was extremely rough and intense, and Richelle seemed to love it. A couple more minutes of doggy style and the scene ends with a sloppy load of jizz being dumped on Richelle's dumper. (review by Bobby McGee)

Scene Six: Big Butt Beauties: Olga Cabaeva, Anthony Rosano: A redhead import by the name of Olga Cabaeva is next and has a killer ass. The foreigner is paired up with Anthony Rosano, who tends to always give good performances. Olga plays with herself in front of Anthony with a red plug that she uses on her twat before shoving it into her asshole. Olga is a girl that knows what she likes, which is evident by her orgasm in a matter of minutes. Anthony is treated to a sloppy blowjob that includes some impressive deep throating skills. The fucking begins with Anthony railing Olga in missionary position, but quickly switches holes and starts fucking her asshole. The anal pounding continues as Olga gets on all fours, but the real action is as Olga ups her game and fucks Anthony hard in reverse cowgirl. The scene remains explosive until the very end; Olga manages to have several genuine orgasms and has genuinely passionate sex with Anthony. The scene is a must see and will need a repeated viewing. It wraps up with Anthony giving Olga a facial. (review by Alexander Espinoza)

Scene Seven: Church of Bootyism: Jessica Lynn, Mike Adriano: Jessica starts her scene off with some water play, which seems to be a popular trend in this feature, before showing off her shapely backside and strutting a bit for the camera. Knowing she's got our full attention, she talks dirty to the camera before Mike heads in and likes her snatch and sucks on her big old titties for a few. From there, he goes cheek diving and eats her ass a bit and then she's got his wang down her throat as far as she can manage for some good, sloppy blowjob action. From there the two hit the usual positions - cowgirl and reverse, doggy style and missionary - with some high quality pussy plowing on display and some nice enthusiasm from both parties, and at one point a vibrator comes into the mix. Mike pulls out and shoots his goop onto her rump and the camera lingers as his man-chowder dribbles down her smacktastic cheeks. (review by The Mooninite)

Scene Eight: Pound The Round POV 7: Jenna Presley, Mike Adriano: Jenna Presley, a brunette with a lot of curves front and back, was up next with Mike Adriano after she strut around in her low cut jeans and plaid shirt. Her neon green thong rode her ass crack and she was playful throughout the scene, Mike going down on her ass, pussy, and tits as she verbally coaxed him to do more. They kissed and she inhaled his pecker with a splendid blowjob, her ass oiled up for some active vaginal plowing. There was chemistry and additional oral by both of them along the way, Mike oiling her up yet again before tossing out a load of splooge onto her ass.

Scene Nine: Sexy Bitches: Jasmine Black, Nick Lang: Jasmine Black, a brunette with plenty of extra flesh for making men happy, was up next with Nick Lang as she teased him in her form fitting blue jean dress. They were on the couch in the modest flat when she hiked up her attire and he went down on her ass, savoring the experience until she went all out to blow him. That led to some powerfully active vaginal work which ended up showing Nick jerking off all over her ass crack.

Scene Ten: What An Ass 6: Ashli Orion, Jordan Ash: Ashli Orion, a lean brunette with a great face and tasty ass, was up next as she teased in a neon pink crop top and matching thong. She was having fun with her role on the stairs and moved to the couch where Jordan started eating her ass crack. She really liked his attempts to warm her up and gave him some sweet oral love in return, some face sitting leading to an active bout of vaginal boning. He fingered her ass and she continually looked at the camera as they screwed, some intermittent oral eventually ending up in a wealth of spunk rubbed out on her ass.

Scene Eleven: Nice Ass 2: Kelly Divine, Criss Strokes: Kelly Divine, another young lady with a world class ass, was up next in bed with Criss Strokes, his hands roaming across her sleepy body. All she wore was a thong deep in her ass, the massaging of her cheeks showing her fleshy ass just right even as Criss went down on her. This woke Kelly up and she was having a great deal of fun enjoying his ministrations, her own hand assisted blowjob helping get him ready to tear into that dripping wet gash of hers. The riding was not her most active but she improved as the scene continued, Criss eventually beating off a huge load of glazing semen all over her ass (Kelly tasting it off her hands).

Scene Twelve: What An Ass! 5: Brianna Love, James Deen: Brianna is a perky little blonde with a small yet cute pair of tits. She spends the first few minutes of the scene bending over and showing off her incredible ass. She then strips naked and treats her man to a great looking blowjob. As good as Brianna normally looks she looks even better with a cock shoved in her mouth. With the foreplay over Brianna and her man knock boots in the following positions: cowgirl, doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and spooning. A great close-up of Brianna's ass getting blasted with nut juice finishes the scene. Bravo Brianna! (review by Bobby McGee)

Summary: I Love Big Butts 7 by New Sensations had a number of solid, strokable scenes featuring attractive young babes with great asses such as Brianna Love, Kelly Divine, Ashli Orion, and others but I rated it as a Skip It because it would not play in several dedicated DVD players (only a Playstation 3 and computer players). There was even a brand new bonus scene involving Mike Adriano boning Mischa Brooks to appreciate, the technical values all pretty decent (though the two discs gave my computer fits when I was writing this review once my viewing pleasure was over on the TV via the PS3). In short, I Love Big Butts 7 was the return to a well appreciated series offering double discs and a wealth of footage to ass aficionados, any technical issues notwithstanding I hope it is revived and new scenes are added to increase the replay value for collectors such as myself but please work on the DVD mastering since most consumers want a disc they can play outside of a computer or game system.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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