Extras: Cumshot Recap, Extra Footage, Photo Galleries, Filmographies, Biography of Rocco, and Web Links
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen
Overview: Vignettes of hardcore sex often involving humor and/or bizarre situations
The movie opens with a tease from horny Antonya showing off her goods and begging Rocco to fuck her but he can’t because his carpool arrives. Rocco goes to his job at a construction site where architect Aliz and her secretary Mira are being ogled by the crew. Bibi Noel arrives and Aliz is supposed to take care of her for some reason but she’s busy. Bibi wanders around the site in a childlike way and finds Rocco eventually so you know where this is going. She wants to ride a motorized scooter but she can’t do it in her fuck-me-pumps so Rocco sends her into his RV to find some sensible shoes.
Bibi's asshole looks like jailbait.
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As soon as she gets on all fours her chubby pink ass pops out of her skirt and Rocco more or less dives face first into her asshole. The scene definitely feels molesty but it’s still hot. She starts sucking his dick and hilarity ensues when Aliz comes looking for “a little girl” named Bibi and Rocco has to lunge across the RV to talk to her while still hiding the fact that he’s balls deep in Bibi’s throat. Meanwhile Mira needs some help in the office with the scanner. Helpful Rocco shows up and explains that it’s just out of paper. He’s still horny from the Bibi encounter so he scans Mira’s awesome tits and she returns the favor by scanning his cock.
Mira should have gotten fucked.
Mira has a humorless ball-buster kind of appeal. After a bit of begging from Rocco they are foreplaying with each other with lots of oral and even some fetishy shoe worship. Bibi finds them in a 69 and joins the action. The girls share Rocco’s cock in a double suck-off and then he plows Bibi’s asshole with Mira on ATM duty. Rocco really wrecks that rectum and Bibi gapes like a donkey show veteran. Rocco sprays his babies all over Bibi’s face and Mira’s rack.
We are back at Rocco’s house where Antonya is banging herself with a rubber dong as Rocco worships her feet. Aliz enters the room and asks Rocco if she can fuck Antonya like he fucked Bibi. Rocco obliges because he’s a gentleman. Aliz eats Antonya’s pussy and ass and eventually puts the rubber dong into her harness and reams her butthole with it. Csoky, Cristian Devil, David Perry, some guy, and Mike Angelo approach the window and gawk as Aliz feeds Antonya’s asshole a string of anal beads the size of Christmas ornaments. The guys enter the house and want to fuck Antonya but Aliz insists on hogging all the dicks herself and takes them in every hole. Her pooper gets bored out so far that she can spread it like Goatse. Every jizz load gets dumped in her mouth and she smears it all over herself.
Rocco and Aliz are back at the construction site where Amabella and Nilla are in a lakeside gazebo playing with each other. Nilla puts a peacock feather buttplug in Amabella’s ass while Rocco makes repeated unfunny “horse/whores” wordplay with Michael Chapman who is reading at a nearby table. Michael’s haggish teacher Juditta arrives and chastises him for looking at the girls instead of studying.
Even Amabella's amazing ass couldn't save this scene.
The girls distract the teacher by pulling out her saggy tits and stuffing the buttplug and a dildo in her mouth. They smother her with ass and eat her bald granny pussy and this scene is now wanted by the porn police for the murder of my boner. Amabella and Nilla both have amazing bodies which look great when Michael stacks them up but the image is utterly ruined by the sight of granny eating Michael’s asshole. In fact every time this scene starts to get good the fucking old lady enters the scene and ruins it again. Finally Michael glazes the old bitch’s face in goo and I’m ready to throw up.
Aliz and Rocco go back to Rocco’s house which seems to be right next to the construction site after all, which does not explain why he has a carpool in the first scene but let’s not start introducing logic into this movie now. Aliz changes into some black lingerie and a little red hat. Inexplicably some very euro/gay techno starts to play. Aliz does a little tease where she fingerblasts herself and then it’s on to Michael’s Chapman’s face and boner. Michael eats her pussy while she smokes a cig. Rocco brings Aliz another cig and feeds her his dick while she blows smoke on it. This scene is obviously much improvised but it adds an element of silliness and zero sexiness. When Rocco finally stands her up and fucks her against a wall the scene picks up. Aliz’s tits are saggy but her ass is nice and round and that’s where Rocco’s attention is focused. He digs out her dirtbox while her eyes roll back and she gasps with multiple assgasms. They finish of the scene with an energetic ride on a barstool. Michael has apparently been beating his meat in the corner during the entire scene and comes over to drain his nuts onto Aliz’s tongue before Rocco does the same.
This disc was a real mixed bag. The first scene was hot and pervy and Bibi Noel is a real ball-drainer but we didn’t get to see Mira get fucked. The second scene is a fairly rough gangbang with lots of double anal which should hold replay value for viewers who don’t think two dicks touching is kinda gay. Also Antonya is fine as hell and we didn’t get to see her get fucked either. Scene three has the hottest girls of the film but it is completely ruined by granny porn. The fourth scene is a decent scene with Rocco and Aliz but it was really nothing special compared to the great work Rocco is known for. It’s worth a watch for sure so I’m going to give Aliz Loves Rocco a rating of Rent It.