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Teens Talking Trash

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/25/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

scene specific trailers below; click on the screen captures

Teens Talking Trash

Third Degree Films

Genre: Vignette

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Ash Hollywood, Mark Wood, Gia Steel, Tommy Pistol, Ashlynn Leigh, Dane Cross, Jessie Andrews, Anthony Rosano, Trinity St. Claire, Will Powers

Length: 123:03 minutes

Ash Hollywood with Mark

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, and a pop shot recap from the scenes; a slip cover included on the DVD case.

Condoms: None

Gia Steel

Audio/Video Quality: Teens Talking Trash was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree Filmsusing the MPEG-2 codec for the standard definition release (using a standard 480 resolution). The lighting was usually optimal and it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows substantially. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the ladies and given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4.4 Mbps area so it looked pretty solid. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; the emphasis on the newcomer ladies talking dirty captured very nicely indeed.

Ashlynn Leigh with Dane

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Body of Review: Mike Quasar has long been one of the talented directors in porn, his work for Third Degree Films almost always worthy of checking out. His latest release making it my way is Teens Talking Trash, a set of five scenes tied to youth engaging in sexual misconduct while trash talking as a means of elevating the dynamic a bit. My primary draw this time was Jessie Andrews but with several of the other newcomers up for various awards, I wanted to see how they all fared compared to one another. Mike provided a level of technical expertise and editing acumen to allow them to make or break on their own merits, the degree of mopes used for the meat puppet aspect of the show the only real concern I had here. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jessie Andrews

Scene One: Ash Hollywood, a lean blond with an all natural body, was up first as the sexually aggressive girlfriend of older mope Mark Wood. Rather than devote a lot of time to tease (my preference), they started almost immediately in on each other with some oral by both before she actively rode his pecker vaginally in several positions. The selling point of the scene was not circus act sex (which she did not do) but the way she conveyed a sense of desire and heat despite a relative lack of chemistry towards Mark (an otherwise nice guy by the way), some taste testing and missionary penetration resulting in him beating off a load of genetic juice to her face and upper torso while she looked up admiringly into his eyes. The company website described the scene like this: “Ash Hollywood knows just what to say when you are down between her legs playing with her pussy. She's a naughty girl with a filthy mind who understands that the words she uses are just as important as the muscles and moisture she cums to play with as well!”

Trinity St, Claire

Scene Two: Gia Steel, an exotic hotty with dark hair and a nice body, was up next with heavily tattooed Tommy Pistol. While I again wished she was paired with a higher level male, he seemed fitting for the role as he was so ill at ease by comparison, his dirty talk so overwhelmingly weak compared to hers. She took him to bed and her tight jeans and blue shirt were soon tossed aside, her skimpy red panties discarded on the floor to allow him access to gobble her snatch and ass. She reciprocated orally and was soon riding his cock (though more passively than her peers; she only had 8 scenes to her name at this writing on IAFD), getting better as she warmed up and her meaty ass having a tremendous amount of potential. The scene ended the same as he tossed off a wad of population pudding to her open mouth and face, most of it swallowed before she toyed with him orally one last time. The company website described the scene like this: “Make sure you speakers are working or you have on a good pair of headphones because you won't believe the kinky things Gia Steel has coming out of her mouth as you stand over her cumming into her mouth. This girl is nasty!”

Scene Three: Ashlynn Leigh, a cute gal in blue jean shorts and a colorful top, was up next being interviewed by Dane Cross in the living room. They chatted and she started masturbating in POV, the gal providing a sloppy hummer though Dane barely touched her orally. They banged vaginally and she showed some solid oral devotion between positions, the cutie taking matters into her own hand by jerking him off all over her face with his spunk. The company website described the scene like this: “Ashlynn Leigh may seem like a sweetheart from some college campus, but when she has a chance to gag on your dick for a while and wallow in your saliva she flips the switch in her mind and becomes a trash talking teen to the max. See her and hear her in action right now!”

Scene Four: Jessie Andrews, the sexy young lady featured on the front cover, was up next in her shorts and red shirt as she fussed at Anthony Rosano. Anthony is considered one of the better actors in porn though his sexual acumen is hit or miss so I had my concerns. Both of them orally warmed up each other and it was okay but they could have done more with her dirty talking as far as I was concerned; her eye contact was great though she was mostly passive during the vaginal penetrative positions. She did redeem herself partially during the ending portion of the scene where she jerked him off while blowing him before finally getting active. He fingered her asshole a little to crank her up a notch too, licking her feet as she rubbed one out and Anthony unleashed his seed all over her face by his own hand (some of the first major stream of splooge hitting her in the eye). The company website described the scene like this: “Is it possible for a girl to be too tight? Maybe, and if it is that girl has to be Jessie Andrews. Getting your big dick stuffed inside her pink pussy, you can feel every ripple of vaginal flesh as you penetrate her all the way down to the bottom. Listen to those moans!”

Scene Five: Trinity St. Claire, an Italian American babe that reminds me a lot of a few television show characters, was up last in bed with Will Powers. The two argued until she ended it by jumping his bones, her white shorts and darker top cast aside so he’d stop massaging her cameltoe and get down to eating her out. She slobbed his knob and he moved her to a 69 position, some modestly active vaginal riding punctuated by some additional oral though again, little chemistry was noted. She improved as the scene progressed but she was a lot leaner than I prefer, the lady talking up a storm until he rubbed one out on her face (and in her mouth). The company website described the scene like this: “Fucking a girl like Trinity St Clair is awesome but you may want to insulate your walls before you invite her to your house. This girl gets so wet and so fucking loud she is liable to let the whole neighborhood know that you have her teen twat riding your dick right now!”

Summary: Teens Talking Trash by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree Films was a pleasant little stroke flick that was truthfully advertised, contained a cast that hasn’t been shot out at this writing (all of them listed on the IAFD as starting in porn this year or last), and provided a good experience for those into dirty talking babes so I rated it as Recommended. The scenes varied in terms of replay quality and strokability but most of them were appealing enough to merit additional viewings. That said, Teens Talking Trash was a movie with five scenes, a sexy dirty-talking theme, and decent technical values so either pick up a copy or try out the company website which is full of a lot more of this type of gonzo porn.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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