Overview: Bad Teacher was a successful summer blockbuster starring Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake and was quickly turned into a parody by Third Degree Films. The original movie was heavy on the adult comedy and really zeroed in on Diaz’s comedic skills. Third Degree decided to parody the comedy and casted Nicole Aniston in the leading role, with Isis Taylor, Michelle Lay, and Ann Marie Rios rounding up the remaining parts. Third Degree has plenty to work with, as they can use the sexy schoolgirl niche as well as drawing from the original movie.
The flick opens up with many of the iconic scenes as seen in thetrailer for the original film. Nicole Aniston does a surprisingly good job delivering her lines and comedic timing. The first sex scene stars Michelle Lay, who plays mediator between Dane Cross and Nicole. Dane is unhappy about his grades and gets Michelle to help him out in more than one way. The scene immediately jumps into action and Michelle wears a sexy number while sucking off Dane. After a lengthy BJ, Dane begins pounding away at Michelle in missionary position, before getting into some very intense cowgirl action. The action moves at a ferocious speed and is incredibly sexy to see Michelle build up a sweat and finish things off by getting a facial.
Sex Tags: Blowjob, Missionary, Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggystyle, Facial
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Isis Taylor and Bill Bailey play detention students and as soon Nicole’s character takes off, they begin to get off. Bill focuses in on pleasing Isis, with plenty of rubbing, licking, kissing, and box eating. Isis briefly reciprocates the love and goes into doggy and then cowgirl. The sex starts off strong and is surprisingly able to keep us engaged and interested, even as the scene in limited to sex on a desk. As the scene progresses, Bill begins to do all the heavy lifting, yet gets the job done and delivers his cumshot on Isis’ tits.
The third scene opens with Nicole looking to score a few prescription drugs, but instead runs into Mark Wood, who plays Jason Segel’s character of the gym teacher in the original movie. Mark gives Nicole a few good licks, before she begins performing an impressive BJ. The real action begins as Mark rails Nicole via doggystyle and really gives her pussy a pounding. Nicole gives Mark a break and gets on top and rides him cowgirl, which leads to some very nice ass bouncing. The scene has a much longer running time than the previous two, as Nicole and Mark deliver the best scene yet. The two are a perfect match and really feed off each other until the very last frame.
Sex Tags: Pussy Eating, Blowjob, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Cumshot
Ann Marie Rios finds Nicole in a storage closet trying to get high, but instead is accused herself by John Strong. There’s only one way out of the predicament and Ann Marie quickly gets on her knees. The scene moves outside of the storage room and into another room, which gives John more room to work with. As a result, Ann Marie gets pleasured with cunnilingus and some fingering. The scene begins to move fast and heavy, beginning with Ann Marie riding cowgirl and moving into the spoon position. Ann Marie and John go full speed from beginning to end and really produce a great scene together. The action comes to a close with John giving Ann Maire a facial.
Sex Tags: Blowjob, Pussy Eating, Cowgirl, Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl, Facial
The last and final scene features Nicole finally scoring with Michael Vegas, who plays Justin Timberlake’s character in the original movie. Unfortunately, there isn’t much of a buildup as in the previous scenes and the two performers jump right into the action. Nicole performs some light oral, with Michael returning the favor and get right into doggystyle. The two performers go back and forth on the legwork, but ultimately produce a great scene together. Nicole definitely keeps viewers engaged, as she is a beautiful girl who knows exactly how to perform in front of the camera. Michael closes up the scene by giving Nicole a facial.
Special Features: Director Mike Quasar includes no worthwhile extras and only includes: a popshot recap; five trailers in a 13 minute loop; and a photo gallery.
Audio/Video Quality: Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo and comes in pretty clear throughout the entire flick. There are never any instances of distortion or artifacts from the camera mounted microphone. Official Bad Teacher Parody is presented in 1.78:1 aspect ratio, utilizing the MPEG-2 codec at 480i resolution. Unfortunately, video quality is less than stellar and varies from scene to scene. Colors tend to look over saturated and lighting suffers as well, which gives the parody a cheap feel, even with the five different set locations.
Final Thoughts: Official Bad Teacher Parody by Mike Quasar for Third Degree Films is a surprise hit, just as the theatrical film was. The adult version really succeeds in part to Nicole Aniston’s performance, both in her acting and her sexually charged scenes. Additionally, the other three leading ladies give great sexual performances and really bump the value of the title. Unfortunately, the only drawback is the overall video quality of the title. Also, adult video fans will be disappointed in not having any extras thrown on to the DVD. Nevertheless, Mike Quasar directs a great parody that is worth a watch at the very least. Highly Recommended