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Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/27/11

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

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Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Kylie Wilde, Mick Blue, Alexa Rae, Jules Jordan, Luci Thai, Aidan Layne, Paige Turner, Sascha, Nyomi Marcella, August, Olivia O’Lovely, Manuel Ferrara, Catalina, Serena South, Sativa Rose

Length: 322:38 minutes (154:34 minutes & 168:04 minutes)

Kylie Wilde

Date of Production: 11/13/2011 (scenes shot over a very broad range of time, just released now)

Extras: The best extra will be the 26:33 minute long bonus scene between Serena South and Jules. The boilerplate extras were kind of generic, the 19:38 minute Behind the Scenes feature offering more sex and photoshoot material, the trailers, the photogallery, the usual pop shot recap, helpful cast list, and director biography all welcome.

Condoms: None

Alexa Rae

Audio/Video Quality: Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes was presented in retro 1.33:1 ratio full frame color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. These scenes were part of a stolen set of hard drives recovered after a lengthy absence, hence the lack of widescreen that is by far more common now than over the years this material was captured (most of the ladies displayed here left years ago). There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at providing the best angles to showcase the ladies. The editing helped in this endeavor too with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that this was a well rounded romp where virtually all the cast had a lot of fun. The bitrate was typically around the 3.4 Mbps mark, solid enough there were few compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the length of the double disc offering, fans should be very pleased even though the company watermark was highly visible. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The vocals were easily heard above any ambient sounds in the background and the only music provided was when the sex wasn’t taking place (like during the credits) so that was not a factor in evaluating this portion of the show.

Luci Thai

Body of Review: Jules Jordan is known as the apex gonzo king thanks to his lengthy double disc titles released on his Jules Jordan Video label, his devotion to tease, sexy lingerie, and picking top notch casts helping elevate his status for years now. His latest title is a double disc collection of previously unreleased scenes called Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes: Special Edition. The story behind the movie is that some hard drives were stolen from his estate and the police recently recovered them in a dramatic manner, the full blown scenes on them as fresh and sexually exciting as any of the more refined material the director offers currently. The scenes were in full frame and starred such babes as Alexa Rae, Sativa Rose, Olivia O’Lovely, Serena South, and others; all engaging Jules or his friends in heated trysts that reminded me of their antics back in the day. That the double disc offering had nearly six hours (if you include the bonus scene) of prime fucking meant the levels of fuck for the buck were even better than normal, each of the scenes providing ample spank bank material to keep fans happy for a long, hard time. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Aidan Layne and Paige Turner with Sascha

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Scene One: Kylie Wilde, the lean blond hotty seen bending over on the middle of the right side of the front cover (in tight blue shorts and a yellow top), was up first as a great opening act. She was out by the pool as Mick Blue watched her tease, various amounts of skin shown while she took her time showing off her assets. She moved inside the house and Mick eventually joined her in the sunroom where she aggressively blew him. Her love of cock shone through and her hand to gland combat helped elevate the hummer, the couple showing some chemistry as they actively boned vaginally. There was some intermittent oral by both of them, even a standing 69, Kylie gushing to a frothy climax before Mick went back to hammering away at her snatch. This soon led to a big facial finish, Kylie sporting a semen goatee as she laughed at the results of her hard work.

Nyomi Marcella

Scene Two: Alexa Rae, the former contract babe featured bending over on the left side of the front cover, was up next as Jules Jordan interviewed her in her sheer top and skimpy panties. Alexa was ready to rumble but showed a few signs of nervous apprehension, Jules coaxing the best out of her as she posed and teased for him. Alexa masturbated and the oral by both of them turned to some active vaginal penetration positions, Alexa cleaning him off orally a number of times from one end of the scene to the other. They shared a connection and it helped make what was already one of her best scenes even better, the devotion she showed towards his pecker was enough to make it clear she left the porn scene too soon. The latter half of the scene involved Jules using a belt on her for choking and to rub on her snatch (having her lick it clean of her own juices in a seductive manner), Alexa fingering her asshole and showing a great deal of passion before the inevitable load of spunk landed on her face (by her own hand until he took over).

The Extras

Scene Three: Luci Thai, the lovely Asian sexpot seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next with Jules Jordan as she walked alongside the pool. Her bikini undies amounted to a couple of neon pink strings and they were initially covered by white booty shorts and top that were so sheer they were transparent. They engaged in a dialogue as she teased, Jules keeping the camera on her ass a while lot but not shying away from flirting with him too. When they went inside, she pulled out his pecker to slob the knob, gingerly inhaling his cock as she maintained eye contact. It was a sweet oral ride and Jules reciprocated on her front and back, Luci positioning herself to rub her pussy against his cock before sliding it in. The active vaginal ride that followed was very solid and led to some anal too, Luci taste testing his cock from time to time as though she got off to it. Luci’s last shot at blowing him was especially good, Jules pumping out a big load of spew all over her face.


Scene Four: Aidan Layne and Paige Turner, the fetching young ladies featured on the lower left hand corner, were up next with Sascha, the guy reading an issue of “Buttman Magazine” but the gals trying to raise money. Jules stayed behind the camera but encouraged the women to make some dough the old fashioned way with some sexual work, first playing lightly with each other and then including Sascha. Their loose tops were opened up to reveal their all natural breasts, the babes sharing his cock orally and vaginally with a lot of energy during their active riding. I liked that the ladies assisted each other a lot, kissing, caressing, and going down on each other as though they wanted to do it. Sascha might not have been on the same level as Jules or Manuel in terms of quality male talent but he sufficed given the manner in which the ladies worked him over so passionately. The scene ended when he rubbed one out all over their faces, the gals cleaning him off orally to finish up.

Olivia O'Lovely

Scene Five: Nyomi Marcella, the all natural Asian babe seen on the upper right hand corner in red & black lingerie, was up next as the last scene on the first disc. She liked teasing and provided it in a sensual manner, masturbating briefly with a glass dildo before crawling over to blow Jules Jordan in POV fashion. She had fun with the messy hummer and Jules gave her some head too, the toy deployed again but his pecker providing a more lasting effort as it tore into her pussy. She appeared to get off a few times, Jules pounding the living daylights out of her snatch, the taste testing culminating in the active fuck bunny taking the ending facial (and it was a huge facial) as it glazed her face and she slobbed his knob one last time.


Scene Six: August, the lean young babe seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover (in pink booty shorts and matching mesh leggings), was up next as the first scene on the second disc. I have many fond memories of her work and personality so this scene was yet another that I immediately recognized as being worthy of praise. August walked around the house in her skimpy attire, exciting Jules Jordan as he shared some physical caresses with her after a few verbal comments. She teased in a chair with her ass sticking out, Jules going down on her with an emphasis on rimming. She slobbed his knob in return and provided a lot of eye contact, getting off and displaying the kind of chemistry so rare in many other gonzo titles by lesser directors. August was an active vaginal rider who did as much taste testing as Jules did between positions (some of the editing was quirky this time) but this was a wonderful scene for an old fan of hers like myself to appreciate on many levels, not just the obvious ones. The energy, enthusiasm, and passion continued right up until he launched his genetic juice all over her face, August not keeping her eyes open but savoring the cleaning up oral she gave him all the same.

Serena South with Jules Jordan

Scene Seven: Olivia O’Lovely, a thick Latina as seen wearing tight jeans on the upper left hand corner of the cover (just west of August’s picture), was up next as she walked along a hotel floor and staircase. She made some public displays of nudity for the tease and that fleshy ass of hers was just as awesome as it was when she feature danced in Houston a few years back. Jules followed her around with the camera and she made an occasional comment, upon reaching the room finding a welcoming Manuel Ferrara ready to embrace her. He immediately began eating her out and playing with her labia and ass, Jules prompting the couple at times but otherwise steering clear of interfering in their chemistry filled tryst. She sat on his face and jerked him off, slobbing his knob and providing some decent eye contact to elevate the replay value of this scene as well. She was an active vaginal rider and did taste testing, moving to anal when the time was right. The mixture of pleasure and pain was seen on her face most of the time, Olivia jerking him off to her face as she enjoyed his reaction to having his balls drained of spunk.

Sativa Rose with Jules

Scene Eight: Catalina, an exotic little cutie as seen on the upper right hand portion of the front cover (wearing black fishnets), was up next in a sexy magician outfit that lacked pants and panties. She walked around the house teasing Jules Jordan, knowing the effect she had on the guy as she rubbed her cane all over her tight form. As the clothing came off, she began using toys on herself, trying to get two in her ass at the same time. Jules had her orally clean them off and encouraged her with additional toys, the gal making his wand disappear into her mouth with ease during the resulting blowjob. She had some fine oral moves and showed a devotion to cock still appreciated by fans everywhere, the active riding shown in her pussy and ass with ample oral clean up along the way. That she had fun with the action made it a good scene too, the gal eventually beating his meat until he lost his load of population pudding for her to swallow.

Serena South (in the bonus scene)

Scene Nine: Serena South, the fetching young lady seen on the upper right corner of the cover (just east of Catalina), was up next teasing out by the pool in her short skirt and white top. She moved inside as Jules Jordan followed her, both of them doing oral on each other in various positions as they grew increasingly ready to screw. The lighting was not optimal here as the shadows got out of hand for awhile, Jules oiling up her sweet ass after some active vaginal riding took place. Serena did some taste testing and gave him a foot job, this ending up in his splooge landing all over her face and upper torso to glaze her.

Scene Ten: Sativa Rose, the sexy Latina featured on the lower middle of the front cover, was up last and certainly looking in her prime. She wore a red and black outfit (as seen on the cover) that looked great on her, Sativa teasing Jules Jordan with her red stripper shoes. Her confidence and positive attitude were among the best of the show, perhaps this being the reason why she was selected to go last. Jules was rock hard due to her foot fetish fun and gobbled her snatch, Sativa inhaling his pecker before they started vaginally banging like long lost friends. He bent her over the chair to drill her deep, her slightly fleshy ass bouncing delightfully as they continued. He choked her a bit and they moved into doing anal, Sativa slobbing his knob clean out of her ass but the dynamic continuing right up until she jerked him dry and gave a titty fuck that led to some massive streamers all over her face.

Summary: Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was a collection of ten unreleased scenes from the past (eleven if you count the bonus scene) which served as a time capsule of sorts for some of the hottest women the director has ever worked with. The double disc set provided over six hours of entertainment if you include the extras and every scene had something to recommended, some of them providing very heated chemistry and passion like you rarely see these days so I rated it as an Xcritic Pick. Alexa Rae, Sativa Rose, Serena South, August, and numerous others were in top form, the results of which were a very superior experience. In short, Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes: Special Edition had footage that would have been right at home in any era of the director’s career, his gonzo empire built on this kind of quality that I’m glad was recovered having been stolen long ago. If you’re looking for some very excellent “new” scenes by a treasure trove of former performers, you have certainly come to the right place, the entire effort proving to be most strokable.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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