Extras: BTS, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Cast List, Web Links, and Trailers
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen
Overview: Girls with natural boobs
Mike John introduces Mia Rider as the most orgasmic woman he’s met in fifteen years of porning. Mia is a blonde Asian (!) out by the pool and at Mike’s request she takes out her big floppy boobs. Next she takes off her shorts and reclines on a lounge chair to fingerblast herself. She cums and her lady jizz runs down the crack of her ass. This may be the one time I’ve seen a girl cum in a porno where I’m sure it isn’t piss. The party moves inside for some more masturbation and then she finally gets the cock she craves from Sean Michaels. Michaels is a proficient cocksman but his banal commentary during his scenes can get annoying.
Mia's pussy makes its own gravy.
She blows him and then while he eats her asshole her pussy is literally dripping. Mike wasn’t kidding about Mia’s orgasmic potential. She climbs up on his boner and cums almost immediately. She cums in every position and basically the entire scene is Mia’s screaming dripping orgasms. Pretty cool if you’re into it. She takes his dick deep in her ass on her back while she diddles herself. There is some tit fucking and I know this is a tit movie but big sloppy tits like Mia’s are just not my thing, sorry. Sean gets back in her pussy and then drains his nuts onto her boobs.
We’re in the backyard again, this time with Chloe Taylor. Chloe is a cute young brunette with a huge rack. She pulls them out for John to fondle and they’re nice (evocative of Gianna Michaels). We follow them to the bedroom so Chloe can diddle herself on the bed. Mike isn’t going to pass this young piece of ass off to some stunt cock though; he’s keeping this shit for himself. He puts down the camera so he can get a blowjob and eat pussy.
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While Chloe gets fucked she works her clit with a vibrator. The action switches back and forth between POV and standard view and it’s a method that works well. When they start to fuck it’s an intimate scene with good chemistry. Chloe may be eighteen but she can really fuck. The two perspectives of Chloe taking it from behind are especially nice. Mike closes the scene with a titty fuck and then blasts Chloe’s face with jizz.
Out by the pool once again and John is joined by Victoria Rae Black, a young leggy brunette I first reviewed in Erik Everhard’s Amazons. Mike explains that this is a tit movie but he’s distracted by her legs. That’s understandable because her legs (and ass) are amazing. We get back to her tits soon enough though. She takes them out for the camera and they are the nicest of the movie so far. Victoria does a lap naked around the pool so we can check out how good her whole body looks. Then it’s back inside the house for the fuck action.
Victoria's glorious rack can make any man a boobaholic.
The lucky guy this time is Chad Alva. Victoria sucks his dick hard and then gives him a fuck on the couch. The positions switch quickly and often with little or no continuity between edits. Victoria is a pretty girl but she seems like either a dead fuck or just not cut out for porn. It’s not that she isn’t enjoying herself; she just isn’t - or can’t act like - a big enough slut for the camera. Or at least not a big enough slut for my taste, anyway. Chad finally lets Victoria know it’s time to blow and he blasts her in the face with cock snot.
Next on the roster is gorgeous Adriana Luna. Now this chick is a Porn Star. She’s a bronze Asian girl with a chubby ass and perfect tits. Her Minnie Mouse voice is pretty annoying but that’s forgivable when you check out her smokin’ body. Mike gives us a nice tour of her curves with his camera. Mike takes her inside to meet the waiting Sean Michaels. Adrianna takes off her bikini so Mike can get a nice lingering look at her naked. Sean comes into the shot to suck Adrianna’s perky brown nipples. He moves his face south and samples her pussy as well. When he pulls out his wang Adrianna dives on it like the early bird getting the dick.
Adriana kneels at the altar of Sean Michael's cock and balls.
She’s a skilled cocksucker and swallows the majority of his meat before gagging. Sean starts the action buy dicking her in spoon on the couch. She can take the whole thing and she talks dirty doing it. When Adriana climbs onto his cock for a ride we get a great view of her round ass bouncing and jiggling as Sean slaps it. He fucks her in doggy next and seeing her face-down-ass-up is a beautiful thing. She’s very vocal from this position and her voice is a bit piercing but her dirty talk is super hot. Adriana rides Sean in reverse cowgirl and takes his cock on her back. Sean closes the scene by spraying his babies all over her boobs.
Rounding out the movie is Alia Janine and based on first impressions I am not looking forward to this scene. Maybe guys into amateur porn or MILFs or something would be into her but I can tell you I am so not feeling her. But that’s the great thing about porn in the 21st century: there’s truly something for everyone. She takes off her bra and her ginormous floppers are all over the place. John wants to bang her himself so we get a POV blowjob scene.
Alia Jenine is in this movie.
There’s plenty of tit fucking and Mike bangs her on her back. More head with lots of eye-contact and then it’s time to give up the booty. This makes for the best view of the scene so far as she looks pretty good working that cock in her ass. Her big scorpion tramp stamp is a nice touch as well. She goes ass-to-mouth and then more butt fucking with her on top and her udders swinging violently. She puts the dick back in her pussy (gross) and rides John and then takes more pussy pounding on her back. She sucks him until he drains his balls into her mouth.
It’s a pretty mixed bag on this disc and the negatives outweigh the positives unfortunately. Mia Rider’s scene was decent with the freak show aspect of a woman who can orgasm instantly and repeatedly. Chloe Taylor is a cute young girl who has surprising sexual energy. Victoria Rae Black is a young cutie as well with great zoobs but her scene was uninspired and left me limp. Adriana Luna is amazing and is the high point of the disc by a long shot. Alia Janine was not my type and it was all I could do to not fast forward her entire scene. For one strong scene out of five and relatively low replay value except for guys with specific kinks I rate Boobaholics Anonymous 7 as Rent It.