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Cumtastic Cook-Out

Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 1/17/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre:  Gonzo

Director:  Joanna Angel


  • Joanna Angel
  • Asphyxia
  • Miss Genocide
  • Gabriella
  • Brittany Lynn
  • Mick Blue
  • James Deen
  • Danny Wylde

Length:  3 hrs. 3 min.

Extras:  BTS, Trailers, Photo Gallery, and Web Links

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Joanna Angel is having a barbecue and her slutty friends are invited.  Hijinks and sexiness ensue.

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Joanna Angel arrives at James Deen's house for her barbeque and he meets her at the door with his camera rolling.  No one else is there yet so Joanna decides to start the party by sucking James' cock.  It's a nice POV bj and the chemistry between these two is real as always.  Joanna wants to get fucked so she gets on all fours on James' big ottoman and he plows her pussy from behind. 

Joanna takes a ride on Deen's ween.

Joanna has a nice ass and she looks great from this angle.  Joanna ditches her black party dress and we get a good look at her perfect natural tits.  Now it's James' turn to relax on the furniture and Joanna bounces on his boner with her ass to the camera.  Next it's over to the couch and Joanna gets on her back for a missionary fuck.  Then we get a nice long doggy fuck and finally James sprays his jizz all over Joanna's ass.

Scene Two:

The barbecue has started and there is already drama as Mick Blue arrives with Gabriella and as we learned at the end of the first scene James stole Mick's couch and Joanna has to keep Mick out of the house to keep him from seeing it.  This plot point facilitates mostly unfunny jokes during a montage where Brittany Lyn mean mugs Gabriella for wearing a confederate flag t-shirt and Tim Von Swine grills meat naked.  On top of all this madness James is wearing Danny's pants and Danny would like a word with him.  To diffuse the situation Joanna takes Danny and Genocide into a bedroom where Genocide admits to wanting to fuck Danny.  Danny of course has no issue with this so he lets her suck his cock.

Genocide gets a good view of her asshole being penetrated.

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Genocide has a tight little body and her ass looks great when Danny eats her pussy from behind.  Soon  Genocide is on her back with Danny giving her a deep dicking.  Genocide doesn't want her pussy getting all the attention so she lets Danny into her asshole.  He drills her in spoon and then stands her up and fucks her ass up against a wall.  This gives us a nice view of Genocide's fit body.  An extra level of hotness is added to this scene as they watch themselves fuck in the mirrored closet doors.  Genocide's pussy wants more dick so Danny puts it back in there.  Danny requests more butthole and Genocide obliges.  Danny finishes off the scene by draining his nuts onto Genocide's face.

Scene Three:

Joanna announces an impromptu diving competition in yet another lame unfunny attempt to keep Mick Blue out of the house.  James throws Gabriella into the pool but she can't swim.  Brittany Lyn performs CPR on her and they start making out.  Soon the bikini tops are off and the girls are sucking each other's tits.  Cut to Brittany fingerblasting Gabriella on her back. 

Brittany sees how many licks it takes to get to the center of Gabriella's butthole.

Brittany gets on all fours for a fingering of her own and her ass looks fantastic.  Gabriella gets on her back and grabs her ankles while Brittany eats her puss and works the G spot.  I doubt these two are really that into girls but the chemistry here is still pretty hot.  Brittany has a long tongue and she uses it to lick Gabriella's butthole.  Now it's time for Gabriella to get Brittany off and so she fingers her until she cums.

Scene Four:

Mick Blue is trying to go inside again and to stop him this time Joanna takes him to the side of the house with Asphyxia and sucks his cock.  Joanna is a great oralist and always sucks cock like she requires nutrients.  She passes Mick's cock to Asphyxia and she's no slouch either.  Asphyxia has an ugly bob hairstyle but otherwise is very pretty. She slobs on his knob and takes off her top to reveal perfect little cupcake tits.  Mick peels off her panties and eats her pussy and ass from behind. 

Mick Blue almost asphyxiates as he fixates on Asphyxia's pussy and asshole.

We get a good view of Asphyxia's tight young body when Mick fucks her in standing doggy.  Asphyxia is obviously enjoying herself and she cums several times.  The chemistry between these two is very hot and real.  They  fuck on the grass for a good long while and Asphyxia's tits jiggle nicely when she rides him in reverse cowgirl.  Finally his drops his goo on her chin and tits.

Scene Five:

Now the whole plot climaxes (ahem) when it is learned that Mick Blue has entered the house.  Joanna James and Danny run inside to find Mick super pissed that he's found his stolen couch in James' house.  Joanna diffuses the situation by suggesting that she fuck Danny and Mick on the couch and as punishment James has to watch without joining in.  Joanna sucks Danny's cock while Mick eats her pussy.  She hops up on Danny's boner for an energetic ride before Mick approaches from behind to fuck her ass in a DP.  Joanna is very vocal and her demand to "fuck both my holes" is quite satisfying.  She lets Danny into her asshole next in doggy and demands to be fucked like a whore until Mick sticks his cock in her mouth to shut her up.  Both guys fill her up and she still can't get enough cock.  This disc has had consistently good performer chemistry and this scene is no different. 

Joanna Angel spreads her asshole wide to accommodates a deep triple dicking.

The guys swap her holes and put her in another DP when Joanna declares she wants a cock in her mouth as well.  I guess Joanna thinks James has been punished enough because she lets him into her mouth to get air-tight.  Mick agrees to let James fuck Joanna's asshole if he gets his couch back and James agrees to the deal.  Joanna gets air-tighted again when she takes Mick in her mouth.  She takes another triple dicking on her back and everyone in the flesh pile jokes about positioning logistics.  The downside to this scene is when Danny gets on top to fuck Joanna's pussy while James is in her ass and Danny is pumping with James' leg between his thighs (no homo).  We go back to POV with James fucking her pussy while she sucks off Danny.  Joanna swallows a big load from James and then takes more cock from Danny and Mick in a spit roast.  Both guys drain their balls onto her face.

Final Thoughts:

I was overall very pleased with this disc.  Burning Angel typically makes the chemistry between performers a priority and that is obviously true here.  Not every scene is perfect but there isn't a dud among them.  Joanna starts the movie off with a solid scene and it really just gets better from there.  Genocide doesn't have too many scenes on tape but for a beginner she's a solid performer and her tight little ass looks great with dick in it.    The girl/girl scene was pretty good and I normally don't like girl/girl scenes.  Mick Blue and Asphyxia had great chemistry and their scene has lots of replay value, as does the last scene with Joanna taking a hard triple dicking.  The jokes were pretty lame but I give anyone credit for trying to make porn funny or at least not take it self too seriously.  Joanna Angel's Cumtastic Cookout gets a rating of Highly Recommended.

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