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Pretty Little Asians

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/16/12

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Pretty Little Asians

New Sensations

Genre: Compilation, Asians

Director: Varied By Scene

Cast: Mia LeLani, Anthony Rosano, Lily Li, Tony DeSergio, Tia Tanaka, Michael Stefano, Lana Violet, Jordan Ash, Kyanna Lee, Ramon Nomar, Bella Ling, Lana Croft, Mr. Pete, London Keyes, Mike Adriano, Kimmy Thai, Mark Ashley, Kayme Kai, Anna Lee, John Strong

Length: 286:00 minutes (155:06 minutes & 130:54 minutes)

Date of Production: 2011 (the compilation only, not the scenes)

Extras: There were trailers, a photogallery, some company information, and a sex act selection feature ("pick your pleasure"). This dynamic was repeated on the second disc.

Condoms: None

Mia Lelani in the exclusive new scene

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Audio/Video Quality: Pretty Little Asians is a compilation of scenes from the last several years released by New Sensations. The visual quality of the 1.78:1 anamorphically shot scenes varied with the directors that shot the scenes but most of them were competently handled. The lighting was usually flat and even with the editing ranging a wider range than I cared for, the video bitrate often in the upper 4.5 Mbps area or better. There was a company watermark at all times in the lower right hand corner but it was small and unobtrusive, often blending in completely unless I was consciously looking for it. Some of the camera work was markedly better than in other scenes but the selection of action included at least some lingerie in all scenes, the skin tones and color accuracy handled well enough for the purposes of a compilation. The audio was done in 2.0 Dolby Digital with 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps audio bitrate, most of the scenes more generic in this area than the visuals. Typically, the scenes would begin with some generic music during the tease and then transition to vocals alone once the sex began.

Body of Review: New Sensations is a company long known for stylish all-sex scenes, making quite a mark in the parody market more recently, and for making more themed compilations than any of the major companies in the industry. That is why I was pleasantly surprised to get in the double disc Pretty Little Asiansfor review the other day, the 11 scenes offering up almost five hours of smut to appreciate. Having seen several of the included scenes (they came from shows over the last 3 years or so) previously, none of them appeared to be cut or edited from their previous showings, fans of breasts conceivably having already seen many of the listed scenes. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and the movie they came from, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Pretty Little Asians: Mia LeLani, Anthony Rosano: Mia Lelani, the foxy little babe featured on the front cover, was up first in an exclusive scene not released previously from what I can tell. She worked with Anthony Rosano and pranced around in her cover outfit to obscure music, caressing herself briefly and masturbating as she disrobed, Anthony coming between her legs to go down on her quickly after that. The camera zoomed and panned in a slightly unsteady fashion, her enthusiastic blowjob and titty fuck soon embracing an active series of vaginal riding positions that I enjoyed. I wasn't keen on the bruises all over her legs but as a shaven fuck bunny, she was delightful to watch otherwise, the large wad of population pudding splashed all over her face and upper torso, the genetic juice tasted by her before it ended.

Scene Two: Horny Asian Schoolgirls: Lily Li, Tony DeSergio:

Scene Three: The Cock Pit: Tia Tanaka, Michael Stefano: Guy Cognito said it like this: "The second scene features Tia Tanaka relaxing by the bathtub. Any cock that comes at Tia is going to look huge. But, she handles it pretty well. The sucking is standard, as well as the fucking. It's just that she doesn't seem to know what to do by the end of the scene. She can chug the dick, but can she wow me? I don't see it happening. But, let's work with what's at hand. A sexy minx that knows what matters. That being taking the dick and loving the dick."

Scene Four: Naughty College School Girls 49: Lana Violet, Jordan Ash: Jen the Horny Housewife said it like this: "Lana is about to start school as a foreign exchange student living with Jordan. They both enter the house where Jordan lives and he sits down Lana to explain the rules of the house. Lana dressed in her adorable schoolgirl outfit listens to the very strict rules laid down by Jordan. He then tells her that she can either follow these strict rules or she can be is little fuck whore and do as she wishes. No brainier... she decides fuck whore is the way to go! YES! Jordan begins by unzipping his pants and unleashing his huge cock for Lana to suck on and it looks absolutely great while she does so. She does a great job of sucking on Jordan's cock while he finger fucks her teenage pussy and asshole. Lots of spit and lots of deep throat action by this tiny little girl occur here. After lot's of cock sucking on the couch Jordan undresses and Lana loses some of her school girl uniform. Lana gets on he knees and takes a mouth fucking and deep throats the large member of Mr. Ash. After the great cock sucking action Lana gets thrown on the couch where she quickly pulls down her white cotton panties and gets some oral sex/ finger banging performed on her shaved pussy. After that has concluded Jordan Fucks Lana in missionary where the girl just goes crazy and looks so great the whole time. Some camera angles I thought came in to tight at times but over all things looked really good. After Missionary they move on to reverse cowgirl where Lana loses control before going into cowgirl where the same amount of pleasure is being displayed by this sexy and energetic young whore. In cowgirl we get to see not only the large cock of Jordan filling up Lana sexy twat but we get to see him finger fuck her asshole while fucking her slit. Before we know it Lana is bent over in Doggy style and taking Jordan's large cock with extreme pleasure. Finally we see Lana and Jordan fuck in spooning where lots of wonderful shots of this sexy out of control teen getting fucked. Before you know it Jordan has enough and pulls out of her pussy shoves his cock into Lana mouth and has her suck him off for a minute before he shoots a load of cum on her face."

Scene Five: Big Cock Crazy: Kyanna Lee, Ramon Nomar:

Scene Six: Trade School Sluts: Bella Ling, Anthony Rosano:

Scene Seven: Bound To Please 2: Lana Croft, Mr. Pete:

Scene Eight: Church of Bootyism: London Keyes, Mike Adriano: The Mooninite described the movie like this: "Possibly this reviewer's favorite of the current crop of XXX starlets to hit the scene in the last few years, London Keyes is a real doll. She's got a picture perfect body and the face to match and on top of that she somehow manages to hit that right mix of slutty and classy which, in my head at least, allows me to justify watching as much filthy smut as I do. But I digress. Let's get to the action, which starts off with a nice tease from our dark haired hottie before Mike once again starts the action proper with some seriously enthusiastic ass eating. London responds in kind and gives a really great blowjob but not before Mike dives into her tits for a minute or so (and rightly so). Once she's had his cock down her throat, they head indoors where she rides him cowgirl style and lets the camera frame her tits with a few shots that would make Russ Meyer rise from his grave and slap a hippy. They hit it doggy style and then go at it spoon style, which offers us a full view of all that London has to offer, before Mike blows his load across her reference quality ass cheeks. London, ever the professional, dips her fingers into his spent load and licks it off - a nice touch."

Scene Nine: Sweet Asian Pussy: Kimmy Thai, Mark Ashley:

Scene Ten: Big Cock Crazy 5: Kayme Kai, Ramon Nomar:

Scene Eleven: Naughty College School Girls 45: Anna Lee, John Strong: Anna Lee, a perky Asian gal with a similar outfit on, was up next as she followed the formula, lacking any dance moves forcing the camera to slowly pan up and down her figure more than anything else. Her partner was the muscular John Strong and he went right over to her with his cock out of his dress pants, the gal taking to sucking it like a fish takes to water. I got the distinctive impression she had little outside experience with men given the way she slobbed the knob but for some of you, that will make the scene better (reinforcing the newcomer appeal of the gal). Anna was a mostly passive rider of cock too, allowing John to hammer her in his usual style but not living up the quality of the previous scenes at all. She did manage to make an effort towards the end of the vaginal work, some oral making it slightly better but nothing to watch a second time (pop shot of population pudding going to her face as expected).

Summary: Pretty Little Asians by New Sensations and affiliated companies, was an okay compilation in most ways. Most of the scenes also followed a strict formula of sorts, the tease, oral, vaginal, pop shot of genetic juice and that satisfied look on the faces of the ladies. In any case, I would have appreciated more tease and the kind of lingering glimpses of the ladies in many case, ladies such as London Keyes, Mia Lelani, and Lana Violet standing out in their scenes here. I enjoyed that there was a brand new scene exclusive to the double disc set as Mia Lelani took the cock like a seasoned professional, the bulk of the other scenes derived from the usual listed sources and making the show worthy of a Rent It rating or better. In short then, Pretty Little Asians did use all Asian heritage ladies, they were often pretty, and they were typically on the small side so you might want to investigate closer if this dynamic appeals to you, just make sure you give it a look for to know what you are in for.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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