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No Holes Barred

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 1/21/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre:   Gonzo, Euro, Anal

Director:  None Credited


  • Cristal May
  • Henessy
  • Milla
  • Bianca Lovely
  • Yoanna Sweet
  • Bianca Arden
  • Anthony Hardwood
  • Frank Gunn
  • Zenza Raggi
  • James Brossman
  • Bob Terminator
  • Matt Bird

Length:  2 Hrs. 55 Min.

Extras:  Slide Show, Trailers, Pick Your Pleasure, Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Euro girls taking cock in every hole

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Two small-titted blondes, Bianca Lovely and Bianca Arden, are enjoying the outdoor shower in only their bikini bottoms.  Arden has a busted grill and Lovely has a nice bubble butt.  James Brossman is sunning himself nearby and the girls approach him to have a little fun.  Soon his shorts are off and the girls are switching off sucking his hog.  Nice camera angles from behind as that is really these girls’ best features.  Arden is the first to take a dick ride and she hops up on James’ boner while Lovely sucks balls.  Arden has a tight body that looks great riding a dick. 

Two Biancas are better than one.

Apparently that pussy is good too because James loses control and sprays cum all over her round little ass.  He bounces back though after a quick edit and gives Lovely a ride while Arden takes ball duty.  Lovely moves James’ cock into her poop chute.  The girls get into a hot 69 where James can give Arden a doggy fuck with his balls in Lovely’s mouth.  Lovely reclines on the lounge furniture and James sticks his dick back in her butt and fucks it while Arden has an occasional ATM taste.  James brings it home with another big blast of jizz to Arden’s face.

Scene 2:

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Cute brunette Henessy is in the kitchen making coffee for herself and Bob Terminator.  They exchange banalities and Bob says something that I didn’t catch but Henessy isn’t happy about it.  Bob leaves and she gets on her iPhone and calls up her side dicks.  Cut to Csoky and Szabi giving Henessy some heavy petting in the living room.  They strip her down to her lacy black thong and she has perky natural tits and a nice little ass.  Soon she is on her knees sucking cock.  She switches off at first but then sticks them both in for some kinda gay shit.  Next Szabi pounds her puss in doggy while Csoky fucks her throat in a spit roast.   Csoky gets first crack at her ass when she sits on his boner and sucks Szabi’s cock. 

Henessy takes a long hard pounding.

Henessy can certainly take a pounding and seems determined to satisfy both men.  She takes a hard DP riding Csoky with Szabi wrecking her rectum from behind.  Csoky gets back in that ass in a spoon/spit roast combo.  Things get awkward when Bob Terminator walks in on the three of them going at it but the situation quickly resolves itself when Bob’s dick comes out of his pants and goes into Henessy’s mouth.  For the first time on this disc we have an example of no holes being barred as Henessy gets air-tighted from all three cocks.  The guys swap all her holes in multiple combinations and finish her off with Bob spunking in her asshole and the other guys draining their balls into her mouth.

Scene Three:

The scene opens in what appears to be some approximation of a strip club.  Milla gets on stage in some frilly black lingerie and gives smarmy Zenza Raggi a show.  Milla has a nice body but something about her face says Thai lady-boy.  Milla invites Zenza up to the stage to eat her asshole.  Matt bird soon joins the action by approaching the stage with his dick out and sticks it in her mouth toot sweet. 

Milla's scene is short and kinda sweet.

Zenza sees Milla is distracted and makes a b-line for her b-hole.  Milla goes ass-to-mouth with Zenza’s cock as she takes an anal ride on Matt’s meat.  They guys take turns doggy fucking Milla’s ass on stage.  The barred hole in this scene would appear to be Milla’s pussy. The guys wrap up the scene by blowing loads on Milla’s face.

Scene Four:

Now we have Crystal May dancing on stage at another strip club, this one much more convincing than the last.  Crystal is a leggy blonde with perky tits, a busted face and big hair.  Anthony Hardwood, Csoky and Matt Bird are in the audience.  Anthony makes the first move to approach the stage and start slapping Crystal’s ass.  She responds with a soul kiss and a blowjob.  She sucks his wiener until the other guys come on stage for their turn in a blow bang. 

Crystal's asshole gets pounded into silly putty.

They loosen up her butthole by fingerblasting it until it gapes and then Csoky goes to town on it from behind as she blows Matt.  The action moves to the couch so everyone can have a turn.  Crystal‘s butthole takes a ride on each cock while her mouth satisfies the other two.  When Anthony gets on top for a face fuck he gapes Crystal’s mouth like Goatse.  She takes all the guys in a doggy assfuck and her rectum gapes impressively.   Matt Bird fills her asshole with cum and Anthony and Csoky finish in her mouth.

Scene Five:

Joanna Sweet and Frank Gun have a brief conversation about God knows what before she is on her knees sucking his cock.  Joanna is a pretty small-titted blonde with big eyes and a Roman nose.   Frank eats her out from his knees in a rare male-submissive position.  She gets down and rides his dick on the floor and we get a nice shot of her round bronze ass.  There’s more nice footage from a low angle as Frank fucks her up against the wall with one leg up. 

Joanna becomes a Chinese finger cuff.

She sucks him off until he comes and we see that Zenza Raggi has been watching them the whole time with their permission.  They all move over to a big circular ottoman where Zenza eats Joanna’s asshole  as she sucks Frank hard again. Zenza gets naked and fucks Joanna from behind.  He fucks her ass and then gives Frank a turn while she sucks of Zenza.  The guys each take one last turn in her asshole before Frank blows his load on her pussy and Zenza squirts on her face.

Final Thoughts:

There is some pretty solid Euro fare on this disc but not really anything new.  James Brossman takes on two butterfaces in the first scene but there are good low angels that show off the girls’ bodies and the sex is hot.  Henessy is a hotty that can take a rough double dicking and does so in a long scene with probably the most replay value here.  Milla’s scene is too short and the weakest of the bunch.  Crystal May takes a rough triple dicking and her asshole turns to silly putty so gape fans should go bananas over it.  Joanna took a nice anal fuck and there is some replay value there for sure.  For three strong scenes out of five I give No Holes Barred a rating of Recommended.

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