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Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/26/12

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: All Sex, Eurobabes

Director: ????

Cast: Balerie, Luiza, Olivia, Marika, Milly, Joanna

Length: 2:32

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: Trailers, Photo Gallery.  The DVD cover claims there is bonus scene. I can't find it.

Audio/Video Quality: The video is presented in widescreen color. The picture quality is good and does not have any noticeable defects in the picture. The lighting is also good. The camera work is fairly steady throughout the feature. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds good.

Body of Review: SeXXXplosion is described as a sexual blast in every burst. I didn't see it this way. For me it was the exact opposite. I found it to be one dud after the other with each scene feeling like the last. Here is the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Valerie - Rating 2.0/5

Valerie is a cute brunette with a nice figure and perky tits. In this scene we find her on the couch. She's on the computer and sends the dude a message to let him that she is wet and horny. Next she gives him a strip tease and masturbates with fingers/dildo. He sends her a message that he's coming over and to stay wet. Before you know he's at the door and she's sucking his cock. Most of the oral action is captured in POV. Valerie's pretty face looks great upclose stuffed with cock. Afterwards he eats her out. Despite having a great face for oral sex, the action is on the weak side. The sex doesn't improve excitement levels much. The dude pumps her at a good but there isn't much to enjoy. The action ends with a facial.

Scene 2: Luiza - Rating 1.5/5

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Luiza is an attractive blonde with a slender figure and small tits. This scene opens with Luiza and the dude getting hot and heavy. They quickly get naked. He fondles & sucks her tits and proceeds to taste her box. Next he fucks her and they break for a short blow job. The rest of the scene continues with straight and anal sex. The action concludes with cum on her face and chest. This scene is another weak one with little excitement.

Scene 3: Marika & Olivia - Rating 1.5/5

Marika & Olivia are good looking babes with thin frames. Marika is a brunette and Olivia is blonde. Together they engage in a less than exciting threesome. We find the girls in a room looking at themselves in a mirror. The dude shows up and they get hot and heavy. The girls start off by sucking his cock. They do a decent job working together. Next clothes come off and the girls enjoy each other while the dude jerks his cock. Then sex comes into play. The dude fucks the girls in turn. During the sex the girls are very hands on with each other. They eat pussy, kiss and suck cock. The sex includes straight sex for both gals. Marika lets the dude pump her in anal. The scene ends with the dude pulling out of Marika's ass and unloading on her butt cheeks and Olivia's face. Olivia licks up cum from Marika's ass. Overall it is another scene with limited excitement. There was potential but the sex felt like they were going through the motions.

Scene 4: Milly - Rating 1.0/5

Milly is a cute babe with a slender body and small tits. We find her on the couch texting the dude. He comes over with a rose. They get hot and heavy and take off clothes. Next Milly blows him. It is an uneventful oral bit. They continue the action with sex. The dude pumps her in straight and anal. The pacing is decent but tends to be on the slow side. Milly doesn't do very much during the action. She moans and groans but I got the impression that she could have been just as easily been asleep. That's how exciting the scene was.  The action ends with cum on her face/chest.

Scene 5: Joanna - Rating 2.5/5

Joanna is another attractive dark haired babe with a nice figure. In this scene we find 2 dudes playing cards. Joanna joins them and they have fun with her. They start with Joanna and one dude getting hot and heavy. She sucks his cock and then he fucks her. Meanwhile the other dude strokes his dick. He eventually joins in and has Joanna suck him off. The scene continues with the guys filling her from both ends. They also engage in double penetration. The action ends with the dudes cumming on her chest. Overall the scene had more energy than earlier ones. The scene also got a little nastier but it was still not really impressive.

Scene 6: Marika - Rating 1.5/5

Marika is back for another scene. We find her on the couch in revealing lingerie. She masturbates and then puts on a robe to answer the door. The dude is at the door and she entices him by dropping her robe. Clothes come off as they head to the couch. She gives him a brief tease while he jerks it. They give each other oral sex. She sucks him off and he eats her out. The exchanges are short and dull. He proceeds to fuck her in straight with oral sex in the mix. Perhaps it is not a surprise but there isn't much to enjoy. The scene ends with a facial.

Conclusion: If you couldn't tell by now, I did not care for SeXXXplosion. I thought the female cast was good looking and had potential. The action was SeXXXplosion's downfall. It was weak, uneventful and rarely exciting. I couldn't bring myself to enjoy this video and doubt anyone else will get much from it. So unless you are a huge fan of eurobabes, I would stay away from this DVD. If you are a fan then maybe renting the video would be okay. I still would not recommend it.

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