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Real Housewives Of South Beach XXX


Studio: Pleasure Dynasty » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 2/4/12
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XCritic's Advice: Recommended




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Genre: Parody

Director: Dana Dane

Cast: Joslyn James, Loni Evans, Valerie Fox, Bebe Mendes, Emmanuelle London, Alexia, Levi Cash, Jack Fantasy

Length: 93 minutes

Dates of Production: 9/26-27/2011

Extras: There is a very good behind the scenes segment that should be watched. It is very entertaining. The two Girl-Girl scenes are shown being shot. Also, Joslyn James has a good segment. A nice looking photo gallery is included too.    

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition.

Overview: The Real Housewives of South Beach XXX is a well-produced film by Pleasure Dynasty. This parody is directed by Dana Dane and written by Dick Chibbles. It is a tribute to Bravo's television show The Real Housewives of Miami. From a company press release earlier this year, Pleasure Dynasty owner Carlos Cavero stated "We are really excited with the buzz surrounding The Real Housewives XXX, resulting in a large number of pre-orders. Our first two parody releases – Taxi Driver XXX and Training Day XXX – were dark and gritty sexual dramas. Director, Dana Dane, lightens things up with The Real Housewives XXX, showing humor, beautiful women and hot sex is the perfect combination." Much credit needs to go to the casting selections and sexual pairings. These factors are a huge reason why this film ends up a winner.    

Scene One: On behalf of her best friend Christy, Joslyn James (Marysol) gets to have some fun time with one of her employees. Once he escorts her to the bedroom, Jack Fantasy orally pleasures the beautiful woman's pretty pussy. Meanwhile, she looks quite lovely lying on the bed and taking in his oral massage. Afterward, the turned-on lady goes to work on his nice looking cock with her solid sucking and hand stroking behavior. The cowgirl ride generates good excitement on account of Joslyn's passionate straddling activity. Then, he fucks her with good determination. The chemistry between them heats up as their performance lingers on. Also, Joslyn's gorgeous body is a huge reason why this scene is going to be replayed a whole lot. Also, the intensity level is pretty good. It is a scene that I did not want to see end. After their heated doggie session, the guy cums on her cute butt.

Scene Two: Valerie Fox (Alexia) is giving Alexia (Lea) a workout. Moments later, the trainer is giving the blonde hottie a massage with tender kisses applied on her body. Soon, Alexia rolls onto her back and the women kiss while the trainer continues to run her hand along Alexia's body. The heat level rises as soon as Valerie is eating, fingering, and humping the woman's pussy. The humping and fingerfucking activities are very passionate. Their kissing moments add a personal touch to their performance. For lovers of hot pussy eating and pleasuring action, the rest of this scene is totally hot as both women apply and receive very incredible workouts. Their performance is going to be watched many times.    

Scene Three: Emmanuelle London (Adriana) and her hubby Levi Cash are making love on their yacht. They have a solid connection between each other. Their eye contact is good. The atmosphere feels personal and sensual. After he sucks her beauty spot, the dark-haired sex siren sucks his cock well. A solid cockride and spoonful of loving action follow with her man pumping her effectively. I really like the sounds of him hitting her vaginal playground with his groin. Even though this scene is not as overly exciting as the previous two, Emmanuelle and Levi still bring a genuine heart-felt performance. In the end, he cums on her honeycomb.

Scene Four: Bebe Mendes (Christy) and Loni Evans (Larsia) are making out in the living room and on the comfy white couch. Their kissing moments enhance their chemistry. The titty play activity looks sexy. As their performance progresses, each woman delivers a nice looking pussy massage on her lover. The fingerfucking activity creates a good personal atmosphere between them.  I can watch these ladies all day long.       

Scene Five: Emmanuelle London (Adriana) continues with her birthday as her loving husband Levi Cash has brought another surprise for her. This time he has her best friend Loni Evans (Larsia) to spice up her special day. She kisses and caresses the blindfolded birthday girl for a moment. Then, Emmanuelle sees who is her special present and the woman is quite pleased. Soon, she is sucking and rubbing Loni's passion fruit. Moments later, Levi kisses both of them. Then, he is sucking on Loni's pussy while his wife is playing with herself beside them. Afterwards, the women are sharing his cock by providing him a nice looking oral massage. Next, Emmanuelle rides her man's cock well, but Loni rides it with more enthusiasm. Their three-way tryst continues to heat up especially while he is fucking Emanualle. In the meantime, Loni is riding her face. I love seeing this trio in action. Levi really fucks Loni with much conviction. Finally, he shoots his load on their tits.

Final Thoughts: I had my doubts going into this film only because Pleasure Dynasty's two prior productions were more dramatic. However, I was very pleased by the likable performers and very hot sexual performances. I was totally surprised by how much I enjoyed this film. Emmanuelle London, Loni Evans, Bebe Mendes, and Joslyn James stood out with much sizzle. They should return for a sequel. My two disappointments and I expect with the fans as well involved Joslyn James. I would had loved to have seen her more often in this film and for her to have had a sex scene with Bebe Mendes. I can see that their sex scene would be very sensual and erotic. Overall, this film deserves a recommended rating.   


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