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Ass Candy

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 3/12/12

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: eurobabes, anal

Director: ????

Cast: Bailey, Nadine, Nika, Mary, Joanne Sweet

Length: 2:26

Date of Production: 4/21/10, 5/11/11, 12/14/10, 5/12/11

Extras: photo gallery, pick your pleasure (recaps of tease, blowjob, missionary, doggystyle, cowgirl, popshot), trailers

Audio/Video Quality: The video is presented in widescreen color. The picture quality is good and does not have any noticeable defects in the picture. The lighting is also good. The exception is scene 5. It is captured outdoors and there is noticeable glare from sunlight. There is also substantial shadowing. It won't ruin viewing experience, but the scene doesn't look great. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds good.

Body of Review: Ass Candy is a porno feature that offers viewers a chance to see euro-babes engaged in anal sex. For an anal feature there is nothing really special about Ass Candy. It is lacking teases in the intros and tends to jump right in to the action. The sex itself is pretty typical. For the most part, each scene feels similar to the last. If you are interested, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Bailey- Rating 2.0/5

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Bailey is an attractive dark haired babe with a sexy look. She has a nice slender figure and small tits. In this scene we find her on a couch looking at a magazine. She is greeted by two dudes. There is a short dialogue and she's sucking off one of the dudes. She gives a slowgoing blow job. The excitement levels are decent. Her face looks nice in the act. Next they engage in sex. Eventually the other dude shows up. He's a little shocked she's fucking the other dude. Naturally he pulls out his cock and shoves it in her mouth. At this point the scene's energy levels go up a notch. The scene continues with Bailey sucking and fucking. The penetration includes straight, anal and double penetration. The double penetration is somewhat haphazard. The dude on the bottom has trouble sliding in and out. The action ends with an anal creampie and facial. Overall I was not really impressed with the scene. I think Bailey has a sexy look but didn't make for a really hot fuck on camera.

Scene 2: Nadine - Rating 2.0/5

Nadine is a cute brunette with a very thin figure and small perky tits. In this scene she is in the kitchen and wearing roller skates. The dude helps her balance. Soon they engage in light foreplay. He briefly eats her out and fucks her. Next they break for a blow job. There is nothing too exciting here. The sex that follows continues with the dude working her at a decent pace. When they switch to anal sex, the pacing slows down. The dude takes it very easy on her tight asshole. There are also a few oral interludes. The scene ends with a facial. Overall this scene was another decent one. It had an attractive babe but lacked real heat in the sex department.

Scene 3: Nika - Rating 2.0/5

Nika is a good looking brunette with a thin frame and small tits. We find her reading a book. A dude joins her and they drink champagne. She barely takes a sip before he's fondling her. Clothes come off and tastes her box. Next she returns the favor and gives a slowgoing blow job. The oral exchanges run short. The sex that follows starts off at a good pace. The dude pumps her pussy hard. The anal action is not as intense. He works her at a much slower pace. The action ends with a facial. Overall this scene was a little better than the previous ones. But it still wasn't anything amazing.

Scene 4: Mary - Rating 2.5/5

Mary has a pretty face with a nice figure and good sized tits. In this scene she looks bored. The dude is preoccupied. She uses sex to get his attention. They start off with a blow job. The cock sucking turns out to be on the duller side. She sucks and gets him hard. It's slow and uneventful. Next he briefly rubs her clit and fucks her. The sex offers more excitement. They fuck at good paces in straight and anal with a few oral interludes. The scene ends with a facial. Overall the scene started out weak and built up to some decent anal action. Still it isn't anything amazing.

Scene 5: Joanne Sweet - Rating 3.0/5

Joanne is a sexy blonde with a good figure and small tits. In this scene we find her with the dude on a boat. She is completed naked.  The fun begins with a short tease intro (something the previous scenes were lacking). The dude plays with her ass and then eats her out. The view of her rear end is hot. Joanne's butt looks great glistening in the sun and jiggling. Next the dude goes to town on her. He fucks her in the ass (no straight sex, anal only). The fucking is well paced with the dude working her hard. The action includes oral sex in the mix. There's good energy and a fair amount of excitement. The action ends with a facial. Overall I liked this scene a lot more than the previous. I think if the others had this level of energy and excitement the video would have been a lot better.

Conclusion: I was not really impressed with Ass Candy. At a glance I liked the concept. I thought the euro-babes selected for the cast were very good looking. They brought a nice sex appeal and I thought they would be enjoyable to watch in anal sex.  Unfortunately, Ass Candy turned out to be pretty generic. The scenes didn't bring much new and failed to really grab my attention. I can't imagine wanting to watch them again. The exception is the final scene with Joanne Sweet. She had a pretty good scene. If the others had Joanne's level of energy, the video would have been a lot better.  Overall Ass Candy gets a skip it recommendation for very low replay value. If you are a huge euro-babe and anal fan, then you might be okay renting.

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