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Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 3/13/12



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Busty, All Sex

Director: Otto Bauer

Cast: Helly Mae Hellfire, Brandy Aniston, Tristyn Kennedy, Bridgette B., Mia Lelani

Length: 1:59

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: trailers, slide show, sex talk (ads for phone sex)

Audio/Video Quality: The video is presented in widescreen color. The picture quality is good and does not have any noticeable defects in the picture. The lighting is also good. The camera work is fairly steady throughout the feature. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds good.

Body of Review: Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties is another variation in Hustler Video's Busty Beauties series that focuses on large breasted women having sex. This release doesn't add anything new to the series or the genre. The basic premise is followed with big fake breasted girls engaged in pointless scenarios that lead to them sucking cock. There isn't much in the way of teases or anything special about the actual sex scenes to make this release stand out. It's a standard Hustler release from the series. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Bridgette B. - Rating 2.0/5

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Birdgette is a fake blonde babe with big fake tits. In this scene she plays the bored housewife. The dude is tired from a long day and Birdgette wants to go out and have fun. She uses her big tits to re-energize him. Soon after clothes are off and Birdgette sucks the dude's cock. There is also titty sex in the mix. The action continues with straight sex. They fuck at a decent pace and there are a few good moments with Bridgette's big tits bouncing like crazy. The action ends with the cum shot on her chest. Overall I was not too impressed with the scene. It felt fake and generic.

Scene 2: Brandy Aniston - Rating 2.5/5

Brandy is a good looking dark haired gal with big tits. In this scene the dude asks where she has been. She is late for piano practice. She tells him that she doesn't need to practice. He's the one that is terrible. Instead she says she wants his dick and they get into action. Brandy gets on her knees and sucks him off. Next he returns the favor and eats her out. The oral exchanges were decent. The sex that follows doesn't change things up much. Brandy looks nice getting fucked, but the action comes off as average. The action ends with the cum shot on her tits.

Scene 3: Helly Mae Hellfire - Rating 2.0/5

Helly is a smoking hot blonde with nice big firm tits and a sexy figure. In this scene we find her in the kitchen wearing lingerie. She asks the dude if he can tell what is new. She got a new outfit and wants him to notice. After some talking he gets the great idea that she should suck his cock while wearing the lingerie. She agrees to it because he paid for her breast implants. She proceeds to suck him off. The oral bit is slowgoing with little activity. The sex doesn't seem to change things. The pacing varies and at times I didn't feel like they were fucking. I thought it was unfortunate because Helly looked damn good during the scene. The action ends with the cum shot on her chest.

Scene 4: Tristyn Kennedy - Rating 2.0/5

Tristyn is a decent looking blonde with big tits.  In this scene she looks very out of place. She's wearing lingerie (ass showing) in a warehouse. The dude is unhappy because she isn't working. She is very insistent that she can do other things (besides work). Naturally they end up fucking. Tristyn removes her teddy and lets the dude fondle her tits. Next she goes to work on his cock. She gives him a blow job. Afterwards they fuck. There are a few nice points with Tristyn's tits jiggling. Still the action isn't anything special. The scene as a whole felt pretty bland and Tristyn didn't do anything to really grab my attention.  The action ends with popshot on her chest.

Scene 5: Mia Lelani - Rating 3.0/5

Mia is the new girl at work. The dude greets her and isn't sure if she is the real deal or what. Of course Mia removes her coat and reveals her smoking hot body.  They get hot and heavy which leads to a blow job. Mia gives a nice performance with lots of energy. The oral action includes some 69ing and pussy eating. Next they engage in sex. The action is good. Mia's body looks nice getting penetrated. Although her big firm fake tits don't jiggle or bounce very much. The action ends with a facial. Overall I enjoyed this scene a lot more than the others. Mia looked good and made for a nice fuck on camera.

Conclusion: I was not very impressed with Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties. I liked the female cast and was looking forward to seeing them in action. Unfortunately I found the sex to be pretty generic with little variation or anything to really grab my attention. The only exception was the last scene with Mia Lelani. She had a pretty heated scene, but it was still not enough to make the feature really great. This DVD could use more teasing and focus on the girl's big tits throughout the action. In any case, unless there is a girl on cast that is a personal favorite, I would not bother with this video.



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