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No Cum Dodging Allowed #12

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/7/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Mike John’s No Cum Dodging Allowed 12

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Mike John & Tim Von Swine

Cast: Katie St. Ives, D. Snoop, Hooks, Mark Zane, Jennifer White, Erik Everhard, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Lexi Swallow, Chad Alva, Mike John, Tim Von Swine, Juelz Ventura, Sean Michaels

Length: 223:23 minutes

Katie St. Ives

Date of Production: 2/8/2012

Extras: There were six trailers, a popshot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list too, and a BTS lasting 20:02 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots, Tim and Mike adding comments along the way (definitely adding some fun) including some “tips and tricks” for those that care.

Condoms: None

Jennifer White with Erik

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Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s No Cum Dodging Allowed 12 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480 resolution). The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, no scenes going far outside the box in terms of centering on dark rooms this time. There were no compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 4.5 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention to it) and the fleshtones were nearly perfect, making this one visually solid for my tastes. As expected, Tim Von Swine assisted on the production and the entire movie was the better for it, this time earning him co-directing credit. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.

Lexi Swallow

Body of Review: Mike John and Tim Von Swine are two of the best point of view (POV) directors in all of porn, their works at Jules Jordan Video often the best the genre has to offer. Their latest title to make it my way is called Mike John’s No Cum Dodging Allowed 12, a set of four scenes in which ladies like Katie St. Ives, Jennifer White, Lexi Swallow, and Juelz Ventura, all proved strokable. Having watched several volumes of the series in the past, I knew that it would be fun to watch the ladies going all out, my appreciation for the movie not hampered by the fact that it was only a single disc effort. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:

Juelz Ventura

Scene One: Katie St. Ives, the fetching young lady with gorgeous eyes spotted on the upper middle of the front cover, was up first with D. Snoop, Hooks, and Mark Zane, each of the men given their chance to provide her with their wads of genetic juice. The scene began in the home office where she paraded around showing off her great rack and sweet ass, the men joining her in the small living room to start pawing her. They felt her dripping snatch, grabbed her fleshy ass, and sucked her nipples, Katie alternating between their peckers orally though she was given some head too. The men then started taking turns boning her vaginally, Katie doing some taste testing until they filled her mouth with population pudding for swallowing. While not her best work, Katie was just as adorable as ever, the limited chemistry hampering replay value but her appeal still present even with the third tier mopers working her.

Scene Two: Jennifer White (the brunette babe featured on the lower half of the cover), Erik Everhard, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Scott Lyons, and Steven French, were up next as Erik started going down on her on the couch. He removed her thong and she braced for his tongue, their initial intensity among the best parts of the movie. She was an active rider and the oral helped make it work, her eye contact such that I liked it as much as her fleshy ass rippling when she rode his pecker. Erik even explored her ass once he licked it clean, his fingers working her into a frenzy before being replaced by his cock, her oral clean up swallowed before she moved onto the others in turns, none of the trysts as fierce as her work with Erik. The second stage of the action (post Erik) was a blowbang where she swallowed their spunk, relishing it as she scooped up whatever missed the mark.

Scene Three: Lexi Swallow, the busty blond bombshell seen on the left side of the front cover, was up next as she teased the director, soon working with Chad Alva, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Mike John, Scott Lyons, and Tim Von Swine himself after the tease portion of the tryst. She began by stripping and masturbating in the living room, her peach top and blue jean shorts removed along with her thong. The blowbang showed she was a capable oralist, moving to the next room to slob the knob of Tim, and then a pool side tease leading to Mike John getting in on the action. Mike got to pound her active pussy really well and she kept up her end of the bargain, Tim’s earlier titty fuck also scoring some enthusiasm points from me. In any case, Lexi did a solid job of milking the nuts dry of splooge, gathering it up as she savored the taste in the varied scene (which could have easily counted as several separate scenes given the way it was captured).

Scene Four: Juelz Ventura, the heavily tattooed and popular babe seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up last with D. Snoop, Hooks, Johnny Fender, Sean Michaels, Steven French, and Tim Von Swine. Her tease by the pool was great, the natural sunlight almost always looking better than artificial lighting in the industry, her firm young body build for speed over comfort. She sucked the men off between the fence posts (open metal fence by the pool), coyly teasing the men as she took them one at a time. The scene then resumed in the living room and she jerked two off while inhaling another, throating them aggressively before swallowing their loads of semen (Snoop even going down on her at one point). Once she cleaned out the mopes, she took on Tim in the nearby room for a full suck & fuck adventure, Tim drilling her sweet snatch and receiving her oral inclination in POV before she hooked up with Sean for all three of her holes to be tapped (mouth, pussy, and ass). She was not as active when his huge rod poked her ass but she was still better than most at handling his whopper, masturbating as he went ever deeper into her backside. It ended with our favorite bird, the swallow, and she kept great eye contact all the way through.

Summary: Mike John’s No Cum Dodging Allowed 12 by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another winning adventure by the director, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action again adding up to a rating of Recommended or better. In short then, Mike John’s No Cum Dodging Allowed 12 was again full of the fun factor that makes the director’s movies so appreciated, his ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting, Tim Von Swine’s touch also enhancing the final product.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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