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Best New Starlets 2012

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 4/4/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre:   Gonzo

Director:  William H. Nutsack


  • Holly Michaels
  • Jessie Andrews
  • Lily Carter
  • Lily Labeau
  • Skin Diamond
  • Manuel Ferrara
  • Mick Blue
  • Mr. Pete
  • Ramon Nomar

Length:  3 hrs. 4 min

Extras:  Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  The porno superstars of tomorrow getting dicked down today

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

The first best new starlet of 2012 is fresh young Jessie Andrews.  I wasn’t impressed with Jessie’s looks when I first saw her underdeveloped body but she’s gradually filling out.  The energy of her performances impressed me right away though.  Jessie addresses the camera and tells us about how she got into porn and what she likes about the business.  I don’t really care about details like this but luckily there isn’t much of it.  The tease portion has Jessie sexy-dancing around the house in a bra and G-string which compliments her cute little ass.  Then she’s on the couch with Roman Nomar and they get right to the fuck with Roman picking up the petite Jessie and placing her on the end of his engorged member. 

Jessie Andrews gets fucked stupid.

She bounces and squirms and gives some high pitched peals of ecstasy which seem insincere.  Jessie straddles Roman on the couch for a very energetic dick ride.  She takes the occasional break to skullfuck herself on Roman’s rod and her tears run her mascara down her cheeks.  Now that she’s been in the biz for a while I think Jessie’s scenes could do with a bit more subtlety as they seem to be just one long orgasm.  She would do well to study her peers and see how sex is a slow build to climax, not one long screaming exorcism.  Roman deep dicks her on the couch for a while and when she takes another break to suck him off she regards his cock as some sort of alien or deity.  Roman finally blasts a giant load on her face and she ends up looking like a cum-drowned rat.

Scene Two:

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Brunette bombshell Lily Carter tells us about how porn expanded her sex horizons etc, etc.  I liked Lily right away when I first reviewed her in ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­2 Chicks Same Time Vol. 9 and I’ve always thought of her as a hornier version of Tori Black.  Next we have the tease portion of the scene where Lily paws at herself in a sheer lace dress and jills herself off in the shower.  The lucky guy who gets to bang her out is Mick Blue.  He dry humps and fingerblasts her on the couch before pulling down her black lace panties so he can eat her asshole.  This really gets her going so Mick sticks it in from behind for an active doggy fuck.  He eats her puss until Lily is twitching like a spastic. 

Lily Carter opts for a liquid lunch.

Mick always puts the ladies’ needs before his own which is why the ladies love to work with him.  Lily returns the favor by throating his meat deeply.  This transitions smoothly to Lily riding his cock hard and cumming loudly.  Lily clearly likes a little rough trade as she only gets more excited when Mick slaps and chokes her.  Mick gets Lily horizontal in spoon so he can slip his meat into her pooper.  Lily loves it in the butt and lets us all know with intense, if slightly exaggerated, assgasms.  She rides Mick’s dick in her ass and he wrecks her rectum on her back before rimming her gape.  Mick continues to fuck her ass until he finally skeets into her mouth.

Scene Three:

Next up is stunning mocha-skinned beauty Skin Diamond.  She tells us about her experience entering the adult industry and I don’t mind listening to it because unlike most porn girls, Skin always comes across as intelligent and genuine in interviews.  Her tease consists of her gyrating around and showing off her great body in a rhinestoned bodysuit.  Manuel Ferrara is the stud that gets to fuck her so he starts by sucking her small-yet-perfect tits.  He eats her pussy and tongues her asshole.  Skin gets butt naked and Manuel gives her an intense face fuck.  She needs that dick in her pussy though so Manuel obliges her with a dick ride. 

Skin Diamond does her impression of Goatse.

It only takes about five seconds for Skin to start screaming her ass off in the throes of a supposed orgasm.  I think William H. Nutsack directed these girls to exaggerate their climaxes, which is more something I would expect Mason to do.  Skin takes a mostly passive role as Manuel gets on top to fuck her and then plows her in doggy.  She tosses his salad before he gives her a deep anal spoon fuck.  I admit it’s impressive how easily Skin takes Manuel’s thick cock up her dumper.  She pauses briefly to eat his ass and then she’s right back on that cock ass-first.  Manuel finishes Skin off with an assgasm by wrecking her rectum face-down-ass-up and then sprays a thick load of cum all over her face.

Scene Four:

Blonde cutie Lily Labeau tells us how she got into porn but of course it isn’t very interesting.  Lily has a Midwest-hometown-girl type of appeal with long legs and great 70’s porno tits.  Her tease takes place in a bathroom with Lily in purple bra and panties.  She gets to fuck Mick Blue and they dry hump on a leather couch for a bit.  Lily sucks Micks meat pole deep and slow with lots of eye contact.  Mick gets her naked and eats her pussy and ass from behind as Lily whimpers and moans. 

Mick Blue tries the ass buffet at Chez LaBeau.

He finally sticks his dick in her pussy with Lily face-down-ass-up.  In keeping with the rest of this disc Lily of course starts to cum as soon as she is penetrated.  She looks great when she goes ankles-to-Jesus and takes a deep hard pounding from Mick.  She gets on top for a dick ride and gives the camera her permanent “O-face” but it doesn’t seem completely insincere since Mick dicks her deeply.  Mick bangs her one more time face-to-face before glazing her kisser with a load of ropy goodness.

Scene Five:

Finally we have cutie Holly Michaels who shares her personal porno journey of self-discovery or whatever the fuck.  Holly seems really down to earth and not stuck up or condescending which is nice.  When her tease starts she shows us her dance moves and she can really shake that ass.  Holly has gotten much cuter since I first reviewed her in My Sister’s Hot Friend 24 but her sexual appetite and prowess was evident immediately.  To begin the sex she grinds on Mr. Pete and he is obviously into her so he drops her panties and gives her a fingerblasting in the pussy and pooper. 

Holly Michaels shifts Mr. Pete's dick into high gear.

When Pete’s dick comes out Holly enthusiastically impales her face on in for a skull fuck.  She straddles Pete and shows the camera how well she knows how to ride a dick.  Holly has very high energy and it’s the first entirely believable performance I’ve seen on this entire disc. She seems truly depraved and starved for cock while still maintaining a playful positive attitude.  Pete gives her a little rough trade as he fucks her from behind and Holly can’t get enough of it.  Holly takes Pete’s dick in her dumper and she slams her butt cheeks down on his balls.  Pete uses both her holes at his convenience and Holly obliges him very willingly.  To finish her off Pete sprays a load of babies all over her face.

Final Thoughts:

Of course it’s hard to give this disc a bad review, and I’m not going to give it one.  The ladies on it are all very attractive and talented and the production values from Mr. Nuttsack are high as ever.  That said, this feels like just another example of the Elegant Angel school of porno-making.  Elegant Angel has done so many movies with this format that this one just feels kind of generic.  I don’t begrudge them though; it’s a format that works.  I just that I felt that I’d seen it dozens of times before.  With all the candid sex-positive interviews and over-the-top orgasms that last the entire scene, this feels more like a film by Mason than William H.  I personally don’t need to hear the actress screaming her head off the entire time.  You’re cumming; great, I get it.  If you are a fan of the ladies presented here and of Elegant Angel films in general then you may rate it higher but personally I give Best New Starlets 2012 a rating of Recommended.

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