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Oil Covered Asses 2

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/15/12

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Oil Covered Asses 2

Third Degree Films (by Euro Aces)

Genre: All Sex

Director: Mick Blue, Mischa Brooks, Laura Crystal, Rachel Evans, Martin Gun, Kristine Crystalis, Steve Q.

Length: 137:47 minutes

Date of Production: 2011

Adrianna Luna

Extras: The best extra was the 7:27 minute long Behind the Scenes feature (linked here) where the company website described it like this: “Oil Covered Asses 2 Behind The Scenes brings you backstage to meet the girls, watch them getting ready and see what they say about the whole experience. This is the real fan voyeur video you want, with plenty of true emotion and a few sexy extras along the way.” There was also a slip cover, trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, and that was it.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Oil Covered Asses 2 was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mick Blue for Third Degree Films using the MPEG-2 codec for the standard definition release (using a standard 480 resolution). The lighting was usually optimal and it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows substantially. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the ladies and given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4.1 Mbps area so it looked pretty solid. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases, the vocals being less important this time than in various other movies by the company.

Mischa Brooks

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Body of Review: Mick Blue has long been a welcome meat puppet in porn, his work for Third Degree Films as a director almost always worthy of checking out. His latest release making it my way is Oil Covered Asses 2, a second volume of five scenes tied to attractive ladies getting their bodies oiled up before fucking like crazy. The ladies this time were lesser known than previous efforts by Mick but they had some substantial visual appeal too, the main reason for my interest being the wonderfully strokable Adrianna Luna (who reminds me a lot of Eva Angelina when she first entered the industry years ago). I’ll be the first to admit that I adore the oiled up look titles like this inspire (go look at my reviews for such series elsewhere) and Mick was the original meat puppet in Elegant’s “Big Wet Asses” so many likeminded people enjoy, so I felt this one had a lot of potential. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Laura Crystal

Scene One: Adrianna Luna, the featured hotty sported on the front cover of the production, was up first in a skimpy orange bikini out in the sun, her already oiled up body providing ample material for my spank bank. While she did have a noticeable bruise on her ass, her curvy perfection did not go unnoticed by Mick Blue, the man soon rubbing his pecker along her ass crack. She had a playful side to her that enhanced the sultry efforts she has offered up in the past, her oral skills wonderfully displayed during some point of view BJ action. Mick then gave her some head before tapping that sweet snatch heartily, her active riding when she was on top adding something to the mix (as did her vocal appreciation for his rod porking her). It ended when Mick tossed off a round of population pudding all over her fine derriere, the satisfied look on her face speaking volumes. The company website described the scene like this: “Adrianna Luna loves having her ass covered in shiny fluids. She starts this exclusive porn film with plenty of warm oil all over those awesome ass cheeks out in the sun, and finished up with a grand finale that includes a massive cumshot spewed all over the backside to finish her off!”

Rachel Evans

Scene Two: Mischa Brooks, a lean hotty in a small purple bikini, was up next as she flaunted her skinny figure in a living room, some oil added to display the requisite look advertised on the cover. Mick Blue entered in after the slow tease allowed her time to introduce herself physically, her pretty eyes standing out as appealing more than anything other than her ass itself. Fans of all natural tits will adore her too but she gave a decent hummer and rode cock vaginally well enough too. Mick gave her the same limited amount of head and while they lacked personal chemistry, I hope to see more of her in the future. The scene ended when he milked his pecker dry of a modest amount of spunk to her face as she knelt in front of him, the gal looking at the camera as she gave some post coital head to finish. The company website described the scene like this: “Sexy Mischa Brooks has a face so pretty that people stop on the street just to say hi or get a smile from her. Beautiful eyes and a really naughty smirk earn her a lot of attention, but it's when her clothes come off and she shows you that tight oiled ass that you'll understand the true power of her beauty!”

Kristine Crystalis

Scene Three: Laura Crystal, an attractive blond with a tight body in a neon blue bikini, was up next with Mick Blue, her heart shaped ass another reason to consider checking out this production. She teased and masturbated before the formulaic blowjob and vaginal sex, her energy levels on the mechanical side but again showing some potential for bigger and better things. She moaned softly a lot and took what he offered her pussy but I had the impression she wanted to finish up and leave more than once while watching this one. The ending load of genetic juice to her face as she knelt before him was okay too but did not provide anything special, her strength being the manner in which she kept eye contact with him as she finished him off. The company website described the scene like this: “Natural tits, a wholesome look and the best oiled ass in the skin biz? Laura Crystal fans definitely think so. In edition 2 of this wet and wild series the fans get their wish. When we released Oil Covered Asses 1 we got a ton of requests for Laura and we are always out to please our fans. Enjoy!”

Scene Four: Rachel Evans, a skinny gal now sporting brunette hair after a number of years associating as a blond, was up next and of all the ladies, she seemed to offer the most polished performance in some ways but the least amount of stroke value in others. Her blue and pink bikini barely covered her body and I’d be lying if I said I would pass on fucking her were we to run into one another at a bar but it was like she was on autopilot most of the time. Her partner was Martin Gun, a capable guy if a bit weak against Mick’s proven level of meat puppetry, her hummer looking like it was timed and he skipped giving her head. She rode cock smoothly in her snatch but had only a single expression, the ending wad of splooge rubbed out to her ass crack in the ending doggy position. The company website described the scene like this: “Rachel Evans disproves the myth that being an ass model requires a girl to have a big wide booty. She's got a nice tight bubble-butt and with plenty of oil poured on it, you can see right away why some fans prefer smaller tighter asses for deeper harder penetration!”

Scene Five: Kristine Crystalis, another Euro-performer with a lean figure but limited performing appeal, was up last with Steve Q., a relative newcomer in the male arena. She went through the motions but had a scowl on her face that mimicked a come on, the gal waiting to get some pounded pussy before she blew him. The setting was an empty room where he sat on a chair as she knelt on the hardwood flooring, the generic vaginal sex that followed ended in the usual kneeling face pop of semen. The company website described the scene like this: “Once you oil up the ass of Kristine Crystalis, there really isn't a bad angle possible when you film her getting fucked. The light shines off her sexy behind and she reddens up beautifully for the camera when she spanks her own ass to show her costar that she can take the hardest deepest fuck he can give her.”

Summary: Oil Covered Asses 2 by director Mick Blue for Third Degree Films was not a bad fuck flick but as attractive as the ladies were, only the scene with Adrianna Luna stood out as having substantial replay value, the “foreign porn” feel of the show quite prevalent in most of the action. All of the ladies were fuckable and contributed enough to make this merit a rating of Rent It but Mick has done much better in the past so check this one out before you pick up a copy for your collection. In short, Oil Covered Asses 2 did have a lot of oil tossed on young, tight asses but there was no anal for those so demanding and the pacing lacked enough staying power to give this one legs. Still, some of the ladies showed some serious potential so keep a look out for them.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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