Illegal Ass #3 from Third Degree is worth the price of admission alone just for the opening scene. See that cover? Yeah, Asa Akira looks awesome there doesn’t she? She looks that good in the scene too. But that’s not the only reason to pay attention. As great as Asa is, the other four girls in this feature are all just as hot, making this anal sex heavy two hour plus marathon one that ass fans will want to check out for sure. So without further ado, let’s get down and check out who fucks who and how they do it:
Scene One – Asa Akira And Mick Blue: One of the sexist Asian performers in the business is not only our cover girl but also our inaugural starlet to kick off the disc. Looking ever so fine all dolled up in some sexy black lingerie and stockings to accentuate her awesome body, Asa teases us and then masturbates on a couch before Mick comes into the frame, cock hard and almost instantly crammed down her throat. She gives him some great head and then he gets her on all fours and eats her ass while he fingers her pussy. He fucks her ass doggy style and then spoon style and she works her clit while he bones her. They go back to doggy style and then he pile drives her, really getting all the way in her back door, something she seems way into. She rides him reverse cowgirl style, her legs spread wide and her ass splayed and flayed, and then he pulls out, gets her on her back and blows his wad all over her face and into her mouth. Yowza. I’m gonna watch that one again. Back in a minute…
Scene Two – Chastity Lynn And Mick Blue:… okay, thanks for waiting. Chastity is a lean and lithe blonde number who struts around in some pink and black getup before showing off her body and playing with herself a little bit. Mick, lucky bastard, comes back and fucks her pussy doggy style while she’s got that dildo up her rump. The dildo comes out and we get some nice POV shots of Mick fucking her ass, before she pulls off him to give him head. She rides him vaginally, cowgirl style, and Mick fucks her ass with the toy, and then she gets on her back with her legs up and spread so that he can cram his meat into her backseat fast and hard. He eats her ass a bit but focuses mostly on pounding her, that dildo now firmly entrenched in her snatch. She climbs off and gets on her knees and he finishes in her mouth. Nicely done, a lot of good energy here. Chastity’s outfit wasn’t as sexy as Asa’s so that took away a bit but once these two get going you’ll be pretty captivated.
Scene Three – Kristine Chrysalis And Steve Q. : Kristine is a gorgeous brunette who looks nothing short of amazing as she struts around in her sliver bikini for the opening tease sequence. From there she plays with herself, enjoying some quality alone time and fucking her ass with a glass dildo. Steve comes up to her as she’s going at it and fingers her pussy and then slips his dick up her asshole while she gives her clit a good work out. Her tits look great while she’s on her back, some nice and natural beauties that bounce hypnotically to and fro the way the best big natural tits can. She stands up and bends over to work her pussy from underneath while he fucks her from behind and then she rides him reverse cowgirl vaginally and then anally. He pulls her off and she keeps her legs spread so that he can jerk off onto her asshole to finish a very hot scene featuring a girl we should definitely want to see more of in the future.
Scene Four – Cindy Dollar And Mick Blue: Cute dark haired Cindy shows off her red fishnet duds and gets our attention by showing off her tits and then playing with her pussy and ass for us. It’s a pretty effective technique. She crams a glass dildo up her ass and gets on all fours giving the camera full access to her shaved box, and then Mick comes into the room and puts his prick where the dildo just was, pulling her hair a bit and forcing her face down while he fucks that ass hard. They spoon fuck and then it’s time for some missionary style ass drilling after which she rides him, anally, reverse cowgirl style and again, the camera gets right in there. He spoon fucks her ass and she really works her pussy over with her hand, and then she rides him anally cowgirl style. He spoon fucks her ass and pulls out to squirt all over it, and she’s considerate enough to scoop a bit of it up and lick it off of her fingers for us. Dirty girl! Well done! You can’t fault this girl for energy or enthusiasm, she’s got both in spades and she looks great enjoying her work in this scene.
Scene Five – Roxy Taggart And Mick Blue: Last but not least, raven haired fox Roxy shows off her leggy legs clad in some black stockings as her ass pokes out from under some fine lingerie. She plays with herself, working over her twat and then fucking her ass with a toy before Mick comes into the room and we watch her give him head POV style. She’s got very sexy eyes and knows how to work the cameras with them, always a treat and something which always helps up the heat factor of any scene. She rides him anally cowgirl style and then gets on the couch so he can fuck her ass missionary style and then spoon style and once again we’re treated to some awesome natural tits bouncing around on camera. Awesome. She fingers her pussy while he drills her back door and that continues even when they switch it up and she rides him anally reverse cowgirl style, with lots of great close up shots. She gets on all fours and he fucks her ass from behind before giving her pussy a good rogering and pulling out to blow his load up her stomach and onto her tits. She ends the scene and the feature by scooping it up and licking it, teasing the camera one last time with those sexy eyes before the end credits role and brings a rock solid feature to a close.
Illegal Ass 3 is a shot on digital video production which looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 non-anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes as well as some distracting interlacing occurring throughout playback. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue, of which there is generally only a little bit, comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.
Extras are comprised of a nine minute behind the scenes featurette not listed on the packaging. There’s not much to it, it’s just some quick post sex scene chats with the ladies, most of which involves very minor discussion about their work and a lot of giggling and goofing around. Aside from that, there’s a still gallery, trailers for a few other DVD, animated menus and scene selection. In short, there’s not much here.
Illegal Ass 3 offers up five quality ass-centric scenes that are sure to tighten your pants and get you where you want to be. It’s hot, well shot, plenty dirty and offers up plenty of steamy, sleazy ass fucking with a solid cast. The disc itself is almost barebones but it looks and sounds decent enough and the content makes up for the lack of supplements. Highly recommended.