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Pink Lips

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/21/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Pink Lips

Third Degree Films

Genre: Feature

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Writers: Spock Buckton, Brian Bangs, Meatball

Cast: Katie St. Ives, Alex Gonz, Andy San Dimas, Brian Street Team, Yurizan Beltran, Rocco Reed, Alexis Texas, Brooke Lee Adams, Lily LaBeau, Anthony Rosano

Katie St. Ives

Length: 124:59 minutes

Date of Production: 2/2011

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, and that was it.

Andy San Dimas

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Pink Lips was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Lee Roy Myers for Third Degree Films. The lighting was usually optimal and it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows substantially. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the ladies and given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4.9 Mbps area so it looked pretty solid. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The song “Candy Girl” by Joseph Meadows was performed by Lynn Hearthstone and the Ruffed Grouses, the song showing a lot of skill and the kind of good fun girl band music from the early 80’s was known for; the rest of the aural experience kind of meager with the monaural track populating the entire show. I could hear most of the vocals but they were not balanced all that well, some additional work on this aspect of the show might have warranted more attention.

Yurizan Beltran with Rocco

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Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers has been quite a force in the parody porn market, some of his most recent works under the Third Degree Films label coming across as very entertaining (while remaining strokable). His latest release making it my way is Pink Lips, another collaboration with the POPPorn crew of Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton, and Meatball, the website pundits relegated to writing duties this time but still central to the success of the project. The idea was to make a rockumentary of sorts regarding an all girl band from the 80’s, the gals fucking and sucking their way through various comedic endeavors on their road to success and breakup. I’ll be up front in stating that this one looked kind of rushed at times but I laughed at a number of the jokes and found all of the ladies as fuckable as ever in the movie. The back cover stated it like this: “The legendary Pink Lips invite you on a wild, cum-guzzling adventure as they take you backstage at their final concert. Watch as they give you a front row seat to the blistering debauchery of these five teen sluts and their clinically insane manager, Mick Crapz. Pink Lips is a hysterical, cum-filled sex-comedy from the warped minds of Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs. Directed by multiple award winner Lee Roy Myers and starring Andy San Dimas, Lily LaBeau, Katie St. Ives, Brooke Lee Adams and Yurizan Beltran as the legendary all-girl slut group with a cock-draining appearance by big-assed Alexis Texas, Pink Lips will make you rock out with your cock out.” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Brooke Lee Adams and Alexis Texas

Scene One: Katie St. Ives (hotty on the far left side of the cover), playing the lead vocalist Cherry Red, was up first as a trampy little babe searching for cock to play with when she took groupie Alex Gonz as her personal toy for the night. She was out of her clothing in no time, his mouth tasting all she had to offer as she joyfully guided him into doing what she wanted. They kissed, showed some chemistry, and he pawed her thoroughly before going down on her, Katie reciprocating with an aggressive blowjob worthy of her fame. He fingered her ass a bit while she slobbed his knob, the couple actively fucking as she impaled her pussy on his pecker. Katie getting into sex with a wild sense of abandon is always welcome, the gal taking his genetic juice into her mouth and sucking him dry to close out.

Lily LaBeau with Anthony

Scene Two: Andy San Dimas, another brunette well suited for her role as a rocker, was up next with moper Brian Street Team, the lady taking charge of him as she directed his mouth to eat her snatch by the band’s equipment. She kept superior eye contact while inhaling his pecker orally, applying some hand to gland friction before they boned vaginally in a few penetrative positions. She was an active vaginal rider and while the scene seemed to be short, she milked his nuts dry of population pudding easily enough, his hand beating off to her face as she knelt before him with open mouth and eyes.

Scene Three: Yurizan Beltran, the long haired lass showing her ass off in a thong shot by the upper middle of the front cover, was up next as she listened to sleazy Rocco Reed making his pitch. As the band’s drummer, she was apprehensive regarding the offer, her hand rubbing his pants to find his true desire being to get some love from her on the couch. She was dressed in slutty street clothing, her lips wrapping around his cock as she looked to him for full effect, some handjob work making it work even better as she prepared him for a titty fuck and the active vaginal plowing. Her ass looked great in the air during the doggy fucking, that sweet ripe rump begging for more attention than it received but inspirational all the same. She was consistently active at riding here and they boned until he pulled out to sully her titties with spunk, the gal tasting the semen before it ended.

Scene Four: Alexis Texas, the blond bombshell featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she became the substitute lay for brunette Brooke Lee Adams, her initial partner bleeding too much to fuck. Brooke is the attractive young lady sported on the upper right hand corner of the front cover and the two of them embraced their inner lesbian whore as they ate pussy and ass, some boob play and groans making their tryst enough to provide some fodder for the old spank bank. The makeshift alleyway, complete with graffiti, looked too clean by half but the ladies bent over enough to showcase their wonderfully thick ass cheeks very nicely indeed, some shaking and spanking going along with their oral exploits. They ended by rubbing their snatches together, the face sitting and 69 action pleasing enough for me to appreciate.

Scene Five: Lily LaBeau, the light haired lady on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she fulfilled her contract with slimy Anthony Rosano in order to leave the band. They went into the bathroom and she proceeded to slob his knob aggressively, a BJ-only scene with some flair and energy making it really work better than I was told to expect. He gave her some service as well but their grudge fuck (or grudge suck) exploits together included some dirty talk, a titty fuck, and a need for seed displaying passion and enthusiasm to get the job done, his streamers flying all over the place before she finished him off with a handjob as she sucked his balls. His minimal splooge landed on her face, the ending dialogue kind of amusing but leaving me wanting more too.

Summary: Pink Lips by director Lee Roy Myers for Third Degree Films broke some new ground in terms of moving away from the copycat parodies so many of the weaker talents stick with these days (those people often unable to go the extra mile to offer anything entertaining even on those rare occasions when the sex is good). The casting of hotties like Alexis Texas, Katie St. Ives, Lily LaBeau, Andy San Dimas, Yurizan Beltran, and Brooke Lee Adams, was nicely done and all of the sex included some active riding to make it strokable while adding replay value. The technical aspects of the movie were fair enough and the witty writing proved again my stance that the Popporn staff should all be praised for trying something different. The feature aspects seemed a bit rushed though and while most of the elements going into the movie were nicely done, the sum of the parts was a notch or two less than what I expected of them, the movie still worthy of being Recommended, just falling short of what it could have been with more resources applied to it. That said, Pink Lips was an amusing romp into the land of porn rockumentary with a good cast and plenty to like so give it a look and see what I mean when I say that this could have been a contender next year had the company made the conscious choice to push it further.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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