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Blondes Vs. Brunettes

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 3/28/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Compilation

Category: Anal/Blondes/Brunettes



Cast: Alexis Texas/Andy San Dimas/Angel Dark/Bree Olson/Courtney Cummz/Julia Ann/Kagney Linn Karter/Sarah Vandella/Shyla Stylez/Tori Black/Kayden Kross/Ann Marie Rios

Runtime: 5 hrs 51 mins

Condoms: No

Release Date: 12/19/2011


Extras: Scene Selection/Photo Gallery/Cumshot Recap


 Scene 1:

Alexis Texas/Pat Myne

From 'Curvies'

Tease/Ass Eating/Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Missionary/Cowgirl/Doggie/Spooning/Facial (Low Volume)


We start the battle of "Blondes vs Brunettes" with blonde bombshell Alexis Texas taking on Pat Myne. The scene begins with Alexis strutting her stuff around a pool dressed in a fantastic purple bikini and your classic clear stripper heels. Fantastic combo in my opinion.  The tease is fantastic, chock full of Alexis's oiled up ass jiggling about wonderfully. She really owns the camera, but the music that underlays the tease was extremely off-putting to me. It's seriously something you'd hear when you're getting a root canal, and it seems very unfitting in its context, but honestly, it doesn't matter, neither of us bought this for the soundtrack. After the tease Alexis walks into a room where Pat Myne is sitting in wait on a couch. She bends over and accepts Pat's tongue into her ass while sharing some nice dirty talk for an added touch. The scene carries on, and after a moderately sloppy blowjob we continue to some missionary fucking on the couch.  The sex in this scene is pretty good and Alexis's dirty mouth spouting off throughout is great as well. Whenever there is an opportunity  for her to jiggle that great ass of hers, she makes sure to do so. The scene ends with Pat shooting a small sized cumshot into Alexa's mouth, and on her chin. Decent scene to begin the battle.

Scene 2:

Shyla Stylez/Mark Wood

From 'Internal Cumbustion 15'

Tease/Blowjob/Cowgirl Anal/Doggie Anal/Reverse Cowgirl/Missionary/Internal Cumshot

This scene starts with Shyla teasing to some low volume music, so we can hear her moans and groans appropriately. The music cuts out about midway through and Shyla is really doing a number on herself, while talking to the cameraman about how good her pussy tastes and the like. After the tease the camera cuts and we see Shyla on the couch next to Mark, stroking his wood tenderly. Soonafter, Shyla begins the blowjob, while rubbing her pussy against Mark's knee. We then move to a standing blowjob where Shyla offers up some fantastic deepthroating, and her necklaces drape over her huge naked tits beautifully. The sex begins shortly after, a cowgirl anal where Shyla really gyrates well on Mark's member. The couple quickly moves on to some doggy-style anal sex and Shyla really seems to be enjoying herself well, while making sure to make great eye contact with the viewer, a great bonus. They move on to various positions and the fucking gets pretty intense just as Mark releases his load into Shyla's pussy. This was a better scene than the first, but I'm eager to see what else the blondes have in store.


Scene 3

Courtney Cummz/Mick Blue

From 'Rackjobs'

 Tease/Blowjob/Tit Fuck/Spooning/Missionary/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/Cum on Tits (Medium Volume)

The scene starts with a nice shot of Courtney walking to the camera, wearing a black bikini top, and a tiny skirt over a small bikini bottom, with black heels to complete the look. After Courtney gets out of her top and does a thorough teasing on the bed, she puts her hair up and walks to a strategically placed bucket of soapy water where she begins cleaning herself off for some pre-game fun. She pays special attention to her tits and ass during this shower of sorts, and I'm loving every minute of it. Courtney is fantastic in front of the camera and this great tease is all the proof that you need to see why. She continues soaping up, and before you know it, Courtney has a cock in her face, and the blowjob begins in a pov format. Fantastic energy, as Courtney is throating, smacking herself in the face with the cock, and talking to us as though we're the ones she's blowing. LIKE! This is the kind of bj that you rewind and watch all over again, grade A stuff. Afterwards Courtney stands up and walks into the other room closely followed by the camera, catching every wiggle and jiggle of Courtney's soapy ass perfectly. We then move on, sticking with the pov angle and go in for a nice tit fuck as Courtney talks dirty to us. Shortly after the camera pans out and Mick administers a spoon style fucking. As the scene forges on Courtney continues to exhilarate us with her fantastic energy and all around fucking capabilities. After some hard anal, and some varying positions Mick busts his juice over Courtney's perfect tits, and I'd have to say this is my favorite scene so far, Courtney is a great performer and shows why in this scene.

 Scene 4

Kagney Linn Karter/John Strong

From 'Too Good to be True'

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 Tease/Female Masturbation/Blowjob/Missionary/Spooning/Reverse Cowgirl/Cowgirl Doggy/Facial (Medium Volume)

Our fourth scene is taken from the film 'Too Good To Be True' and my opinion is that Kagney really is. The tease is incredible, it's a very sensual tease and Kagney has the viewer in the palm of her hand. Winking at the camera and blowing kisses, it's flat out perfection. She's dressed in a  black lingerie top with red panties and matching red open toe heels. The tease is fairly short, but in no way does it take away from it's all around greatness. Right before the action starts Kagney takes off her top, the  music stops and she says in a pouty voice, "I wanna fuck." Wowzers, so do I. These are the kind of beginnings I love , I'm really hoping the sex is as good as this. Kagney plays with herself a little longer and then we see John Strong walk around the couch and stick his cock into her mouth. Kagney doesn't miss a beat, sucking throating, and drooling as he fucks her mouth. It's a short bj and soon after John starts ramming her hard, and Kagney seems to be loving every minute of it.  The scene goes on and John really gives Kagney a pretty thorough pounding making her cum in the cowgirl position midway through the scene.  We end with John pulling out of Kag's pussy from the doggy style position and shooting a nice load in her mouth and on her face, as she spits it onto her tits and kisses toward the camera. Loved it. Kagney is one of the best, she loves to fuck and it shows. Another scene showing us exactly why she coined herself as the #fuckbunny of twitter. Score!


 Scene 5:

Bree Olson/Kayden Kross

From 'Roller Dollz'



The scene starts with Kayden and Bree walking into what looks kind of like a studio apartment. Both are dressed sluttily and looking great. The two get hot and heavy in a hurry, starting the action shortly after the scene starts. Kayden goes down on Bree first and drills her with her fingers in the midst of the feasting. In the middle of this Kayden feeds Bree her own juices and Bree takes it like the champ that she is.  Theres a lot of finger drilling in this scene as well, which I thought made it alot better. It wasn't until later in the scene that Bree pulled out a dildo and fucked Kayden's pussy with it.  I was surprised, toys in lesbian scenes are usually presented fairly early in a scene, not this one.  The two seemed to be really into each other, and I'm not big on girl/girl scenes but this one was pretty good! It certainly helped that these are 2 of the hottest girls around.

Scene 6:

Sarah Vandella/Anthony Rosano

From 'Stripper Diaries'

Blowjob/Ass Eating/Reverse Cowgirl/Cowgirl/Spooning/Face Sitting/69/Doggie Cunnilingus/Missionary/Facial (Medium Volume)


This scene starts with a cop played by Anthony Rosano, accepting a bribe from a strip club owner (John Strong) in order to keep his prostitution ring in tact. Sara is called in to keep the cop quiet, and says she's totally cool with fucking a cop. The characters they're playing are no doubt cheesy, but the small glimpses of humor presented throughout the intro actually sat really well with me. Sara's New York accent is amazing, and Rosano played a pretty funny cop. After a little back and forth between the couple, the blowjob begins, and it starts off incredibly. Deep throat straight off the get-go with lots of slobber and Sara's signature flirty blowjob that will just drive a pervert wild. When the fucking starts, Sara goes straight for the reverse cowgirl, and I found it funny that every time Anthony put his hands on Sara to slow her down she pushed them off and kept pouncing on his cock like a crazed maniac. Sara really shows him who's boss during this scene and I found it to be pretty awesome. As the scene goes on she continues being in the drivers seat, telling Anthony exactly how to fuck her, and if he didn't do it right, she'd jump on and do it herself. Gotta love a girl that's not afraid to take some initiative. There were a ton of little things about this scene that I thought were great, all of which were because Sara is simply amazing, her expressions let the viewer know that she really loves what she does.
The scene ends with Sara saying, "I want your dick juice all over my face." And officer Donahue abides by doing just that. Probably my favorite scene so far, Sara is fantastic!


Scene 7:

Julia Ann/Mark Wood

From 'Intimate Things'

Tease/Blowjob/Cunnilingus/Spooning/Doggie/Cowgirl/Cum on Pussy (Medium Volume)

This scene starts with Julia sitting on a piano bench naked staring into the camera and sensually putting on some red lingerie. After the outfit is on Julia struts around Go a short time, then the camera cuts and she does it all over again. This time with black lingerie.  It then looks like Julia has found the outfit that she'll be fucking in, and Mark Wood steps onto set. She goes straight for his cock, as some soft elevator music plays gently in the background.  When the music dies down the blowjob gets more aggressive and the sex begins to heighten. After Mark returns the favor the sex begins in a missionary style at the foot of the bed that the couple previously  moved to.  Throughout the sex Julia shares some nice dirty talk with Mark and he really gets to slamming her pretty good towards the end before releasing his batter all over Julia's slid-to-the-side panties. Another great scene in this collection!

Begin Disc 2 (Brunettes)

Scene 8:

Tori Black/James Deen

From 'Stripper Diaries'

Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Spooning/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl/Missionary/Facial (medium volume)/Doggy/Cum On Ass (Medium Volume)

The scene begins with Sara Sloane, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, & Andy San Dimas as strippers. John Strong is the manager and tells them that they need to start kicking back some money to him if they want to continue fucking customers on the side for cash. Soon after the screen cuts to James Deen and Tori getting hot and heavy in the champagne room. After a fairly short, and fairly clean blowjob the two begin some sex in the spoon position, and move to some other positions as well. Tori goes down on him at various times, and as the scene moves on her blowjobs get sloppier. In the middle of the scene James blows his wad, but much to my surprise he sticks it right back in and continues fucking a now cum-faced Tori. Round 2! The two continue fucking and Tori gets pretty dirty before James shoots another cumwad over her ass. Pretty good scene and major kudos to James Deen for shooting a double load.

Scene 9:

Angel Dark/David Perry

From 'Rack Jobs'

Tease/Tit Fuck/Blowjob/Ass Eating/Standing Doggie/Cowgirl/Spooning/Reverse Cowgirl/Doggy/Anal/Cum on Tits (High Volume)

The scene starts with the stunningly beautiful  Angel Dark (Dark Angel) strutting her stuff outdoors in a fantastically sexy outfit. Booty shorts, a cut-off wife beater and black high heels. Angel continues the tease by oiling her tiny top so we can see what's beneath, and rubbing herself accordingly. After she takes off her clothes she walks inside where David Perry is waiting on the couch. The couple share a passionate kiss and then begins the heavy petting. After a decently sloppy blowjob David cleans Angels perfect asshole with his tongue. After a nice standing doggy-style fuck Angel gets very commanding and jumps on David's cock for some cowgirl sex. As the sex continues Angel gets hotter and hotter, and soon enough, David's ravaging  Angel's ass pretty hard. It ends with him shooting a pretty sizeable load over Angel's tits. Another nice scene in this collection.


Scene 10:

Andy San Dimas

From 'The Delinquents'

Blowjob/Reverse Cowgirl/Doggie/Cowgirl/Missionary/Facial (high volume)

This scene begins in a classroom where Andy, Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Belle, and a couple other stars are bickering about passing their recent assignment, and fucking to get a better grade. Andy begins telling them a story about smoking in the boys room and the screen cuts to the incident. Andy is dressed in a cute punk outfit with her tits conveniently hanging out. A guy walks in holding a box of stolen goods with a pack of cigarettes at the bottom, Andy starts smoking and then she explains how smoking makes her want to fuck. Not too much longer after the two begin foreplay. Andy starts sucking her punk pals cock and offers up some great deepthroating as well as some extra sloppiness to really get this bathroom romp going strong. The sex starts and Andy is really enjoying the railing that she's getting, and gets down to suck the cock every chance she gets. Andy's spitting and sloppy blowing are definitely an added bonus to this scene. It ends with Andy receiving a squirting jizzload over part of her face. Andy was fantastic in this scene. Probably my favorite scene for the brunettes so far in this collection. 

Scene 11:

Aletta Ocean/Mick Blue

From 'Dollhouse 6'

Tease/Blowjob/Doggy/Reverse Cowgirl/Spooning/Anal/ATM/Cowgirl/Missionary Anal/Facial (medium Volume)

We begin with beautiful Aletta Ocean offering up a nice tease sesh before starting a pov style blowjob and eyeballing the camera. The sex starts in the  doggy position and continues variantly with splashes of anal scattered throughout. Aletta's nastiness was fantastic but the blowjob could've been a bit sloppier in my opinion, although directly before the cumshot it got better. The scene ends with Mick giving a nice facial to Aletta, followed by her blowing a kiss to the camera. My favorite! I liked this scene as well. Aletta is wonderful.

Scene 12:

Bobbi Starr/James Deen

From 'Strip Tease Then Fuck 11'

Tease/Blowjob/Reverse Cowgirl/Doggy/Spooning/Ass Eating/Anal/Cum on Pussy (Medium Volume)

The scene starts with a dolled up Bobbi Starr giving some great tease then walking up to the couch and giving a pov style blowjob. She then jumps up to reverse cowgirl position and fucks the cock before going back down to suck some more. The screen cuts from pov soon after and the sex begins. Bobbi's energy is as fantastic as it always is, and the chemistry between her and James is lovely. The anal begins shortly after James eats Bobbi's asshole and the sex gets pretty good from there on out. Anal is given in pretty much every possible position and the scene ends with James pulling out of her and releasing his goo on her slightly unshaven pussy. Good scene!

Scene 13:

Alektra Blue

From 'Face Invaders'


The scene begins with Alektra offering up some tease in and out of the "Courtney Cam". Which is the camera that Courtney Cummz is holding  while directing her. The camera pans out at moments to show Courtney filming as well.  The tease is pretty short and before you know it Alektra walks over to begin a pov style blowjob. It's a pretty nice blowjob, but for a strictly bj only scene I thought it was just okay. Toward the end of the scene Courtney comes out from behind the camera to give some assistance, and the scene ends with an in-mouth cumshot given to Alektra. This was my least fave scene so far in this compilation.

Scene 14:

Ann Marie Rios/Lisa Ann

From 'Girlvana 4'

Spanking/Cunnilingus/Ass Licking

We start in a classroom setting where Lisa Ann plays the teacher and Ann Marie plays a snide student who's listening and learning skills are not being used to their full extent. Lisa takes Ann Marie to her office and explains that the only reason she hasn't been kicked out yet is because she's good eye candy. Before the action starts Lisa says, "I can make this a living hell for you or I can make this easy, which do you prefer?" To which Ann Marie replies "I prefer easy!" Then she climbs over the desk and the action starts. Ann Marie really takes a dive into Lisa's pussy and is munching like there's no tomorrow. She mixes in some hardcore fingering throughout and makes sure to feed Lisa her own juices when doing so. The scene marches on as the two switch positions often and this was a pretty good girl/gir scene in my opinion. Both of the girls had good energy, and although I don't think it was the perfect scene to end the film on, I still thought that it was a nice scene.



I thought that this was a pretty fantastic compilation. It's filled with great stars and the male talent are fantastic for the most part as well. Aside from the Alektra Blue blowjob scene I really believe that nearly every scene is "watch it all the way through" good, for that I feel like I have to recommend it. The only reason that I can't give this a "High" recommendation is because, while these scenes are great, I do believe that none of them are over the top fantastic.The stars in this film have all done better things, but this is definitely worth watching. As far as the battle goes, I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to give this one to the blondes, Kagney, and Sara Sloane's (Sarah Vandella) scenes were definitely the best.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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