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Praise The Load 7

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/3/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Mike John’s Praise The Load 7

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Blowbangs

Director: Mike John & Tim Von Swine

Cast: Adrianna Luna, Mark Zane, Hooks, D. Snoop, Johnny Fender, Penny Pax, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Leilani Leeanne, Chad Alva, Jessica Moore, Lexi Swallow, Scott Lyons, Jada Stevens; Tim Von Swine (bonus scene only)

Length: 169:09 minutes

Adrianna Luna in the bonus scene

Date of Production: 2/29/2012

Extras: The best extra was the 14:34 minute bonus scene between Adrianna Luna and Tim Von Swine, the gal sucking a mean nut before getting covered in pig sauce (though she did ride his pecker as well). There was also a group of six trailers, a popshot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list too, and a great BTS lasting 39:44 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots, Tim and Mike adding comments along the way (definitely adding some fun) including some “tips and tricks” for those that care.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s Praise The Load 7 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480 resolution). The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, the open rooms well lit this time (I still preferred the tease sessions by the pool when available though). There were no compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 4.2 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention to it) and the fleshtones were nearly perfect, making this one visually solid for my tastes. As expected, Tim Von Swine assisted on the production and the entire movie was the better for it, this time earning him co-directing credit. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.

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Adrianna Luna

Body of Review: Mike John and Tim Von Swine are two of the best point of view (POV) directors in all of porn, their works at Jules Jordan Video often the best the genre has to offer. Their latest title to make it my way is called Mike John’s Praise The Load 7, the series well documented as providing blowbangs by some of the most orally talented sluts the industry has to offer. The feature this time was hotty Adrianna Luna, the gal scoring a full POV bonus scene with Tim Von Swine, and Jada Stevens, the mesh covered babe on the opposing side of the lower front cover, but Jessica Moore, Lexi Swallow, Penny Pax, and Leiani Leeanne were all looking ripe for their parts too. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:

Penny Pax

Scene One: Adrianna Luna, the young lady seen on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up first on a couch in her skimpy bikini, removing her attire after working the bones of Mark Zane, Hooks, D. Snoop, and Johnny Fender. She deployed her mouth and hands in fabulous fashion, beating meat and sucking pecker with some of the guys pawing her at times. She got some oral too but the knob slobbing was the primary feature of the action, even the fun titty fucking taking backseat to her ending wads of genetic juice glazing her face and upper torso.

Leilani Leeanne

Scene Two: Penny Pax, the 1st timer blond on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she gave the appearance of a young Nina Hartley, her glasses likely adding something for those who enjoy that accessory on their sluts. Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Hooks, D. Snoop, and Johnny Fender, surrounded her and felt her up before she took turns inhaling their cocks, the gal showing no hesitation when the black rods came into her view. Snoop gave some head as she worked their bones, some of the head given including a no hands model of suckitude, a lot of ball sucking also included for those who care. The frothy ending full of population pudding was the same, Penny joyfully accepting their rounds of spunk glazing her face, glasses, and body as she rubbed out another orgasm.

Jessica Moore

Scene Three: Leilani Leeanne, the first timer Asian gal seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next in her skimpy black and purple bikini undies. She sat back on the couch and Tim directed her actions as Mark Zane ate her out. Chad Alva, Hooks, and Arnold Schwarzenpecker, then surrounded her with Mark and she alternated between them all; sucking and jerking them off though she seemed enamored with Hooks’ huge black cock as much as the balls she sucked. Her enthusiasm alone made this a winner scene though she did not go crazy with it other than throating them soundly. While she was not exactly my type in terms of looks compared to the others, she savored the men orally so well that I couldn’t help but enjoy her work. This scene concluded as advertised too, the men tossing out loads of splooge all over her face as she knelt in front of them.

Lexi Swallow

Scene Four: Jessica Moore, the busty blonde seen on the middle of the left side on the front cover, was up next as she shook her perfectly awesome boobs out by the pool, the purple and white bra barely holding them in check. That her ass was as sweet looking was a testament to her physical appeal, her lean stomach certainly a plus for many fans that like curves on a fit young babe. She teased and they reached out to feel her between the fence posts but once inside the house she gave Mark Zane, Hooks, D. Snoop, and Johnny Fender, a real oral treat. Jessica cast aside the slow, seductive style of hummer in favor of going after them soundly, her aggressiveness well received by the men as they provided her their peckers for jerking off and sucking. Given the size of her boobs, I was not surprised that they titty fucked her either, the emphasis on her oral skills still the main draw until they applied their own brands of facial cream all over her plastered face.

Jada Stevens

Scene Five: Lexi Swallow, the other curvy blond seen on the front cover (on the upper middle), was then up teasing Tim by the pool before going inside to the couch for some love by Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Johnny Fender, and Mark Zane. Mark ate her snatch and the men joined in one by one, some titty play and fingering of her pussy adding to her oral skills in splendid evidence. It was a pretty basic scene and not her best work to date but full of replay value for anyone into the whole blowbang concept. She enjoyed their facial showers of spunk and it lightly glazed her before she addressed Tim one last time to state her appreciation, the prayer position included here too.

Scene Six: Jada Stevens, the fetching brunette beauty seen on the lower left hand corner of the box cover, was up next in her neon green mesh outfit as she reclined on the couch with her knees in the air. Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Hooks, D. Snoop, and Johnny Fender, were already warming her up and getting some attention, the size difference between their rods clearly demonstrated when they were side by side. Hooks had the biggest pecker and she spent a lot of time working it but she also gave the others some serious head, the fuck bunny attitude she displayed being very well received by director and cast alike. I got the impression that she wanted to start taking them in all three holes and the men did start rubbing cock on her ass but as with the other scenes, they stopped short of boning her which drove me crazy since I wished they had taken the extra step. In the end, it was all the same though as the men tossed off all over her face, their spew dripping down her face as she smiled and paid homage to the prayer angle guiding the series.

Summary: Mike John’s Praise The Load 7 by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another winning adventure by the director, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action again adding up to a rating of Recommended or better. In short then, Mike John’s Praise The Load 7 was again full of the fun factor that makes the director’s movies so appreciated, his ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting, Tim Von Swine’s touch also enhancing the final product.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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