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Big Sexy Titties


Studio: New Sensations » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 4/10/12



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre:   Big Boobs

Director:  No Data

Cast: 

  • Alanah Rae
  • Brooke Haven
  • Candy Alexa
  • Jessica Jaymes
  • Katie Kox
  • Charles Dera
  • James Brossman
  • Justice Young
  • Rocco Reed
  • Tommy Gunn
  • Zenza Raggi

Length: 2 Hrs. 14 Min.

Extras: Slide Show, Trailers, Pick Your Pleasure, Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Big-boobed babes get banged.

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Curvy Russian brunette Candy Alexa is on display and spilling out of her pink lingerie.  She answers some questions from a man off camera about butt fucking before sticking her ass in the air so he can finger her bunghole.  Enter Zenza Raggi and James Brossman, both nude.  Candy takes out her big floppers and drops down so she can suck the men.  It’s an uninspired blowjob to say the least.  She gets on her back so the guys can spit roast her with Zenza in her asshole. 

Candy Alexa teaches us that in Soviet Russian, asshole gapes you.

The action is similarly depressing and reminds me of the kind of scenes you get on those $.99 bargain DVDs at the porn shop.  The fact that Candy has a dumpy body and a Downsy face helps the scene in zero ways.  She lets both guys work her asshole over pretty well and she goes ass-to-mouth but it’s just not spank-worthy by today’s porn standards.  She doesn’t even take the lingerie off during the scene but that’s actually probably a good thing.  She takes Zenza’s load on her saggy tits and James’ in her mouth and she looks about to gag - an appropriate ending to a disappointing scene.

Scene Two:

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Blonde cougar Brooke Haven pulls up to a swanky beach pad in her white Benz.  She’s wearing a whorish pink dress that shows off her curves nicely.  When Tommy Gun answers the door we find out that she’s looking to buy his house.  Brooke is less interested in buying the house than she is in getting fucked by Tommy.  She entices him by pulling her bolt-ons out of her dress and it seems to have some effect.  I’m not a fan of big fake tits but at least Brooke’s have small perky nipples instead of big salami-slice areolas.  After calling her husband to make sure he doesn’t show up at Tommy’s house she squats down to suck cock.  She gives a pretty standard porno blowjob with lots of vocals and eye-contact.  Brooks starts the fuck by bouncing on Tommy’s boner. 

Brooke Haven looks like Steven Tyler fucked Joan Rivers.

She gives him an active ride but it’s nothing special.  The dress finally comes off and Brooke reclines on the patio furniture so Tommy can be on top.  Brooke may appeal to fans of old school, bottle blonde, fake tan porno girls in their 30’s but she just doesn’t do it for me; I like my porno meat young and fresh.  She also looks like she’s gone a bit overboard with her plastic surgery as she’s starting to evoke Steven Tyler in the face.  Her ass is still in relatively good shape and we get a nice view of it twerking when she gets back on top of Tommy for another dick ride.  More good ass footage comes when the sunlight glints off of it while Tommy gives her a hard doggy fuck.  That pussy must be good too, because instead of Tommy spraying his cum in her face he pulls out and squirts it all over her pubis.

Scene Three:

Sexy brunette Jessica Jaymes shows up at the front door of Justice Young’s house wanting to borrow a cake pan from his wife.  She can’t find the pan in his kitchen but her flirty behavior implies that she’s rather fuck Justice anyway.  It isn’t long before Justice has her naked in the kitchen and is eating her pussy from behind.  Jessica is the hottest girl in this movie so far but that isn’t saying much.  Her fake tits aren’t huge but they look balloonish on her thing frame. 

Jessica James takes a break from making a sammich.

She sucks Justice’s cock like she hasn’t eaten a dick all week.   Her long legs and high, tight ass look great when he bends her over the kitchen counter for a fuck.  They make further use of the kitchen furnishings when Jessica spreads on a barstool and Justice plows her deeply face-to-face.  Jessica’s horniness comes across as legit and it’s hot.  It’s possibly too hot for Justice as he ends this rather short scene abruptly and shoots a thick load onto her face.     

Scene Four:

Blonde hottie Alanah Rae wants Charles Dera to teach her some yoga poses.  Alanah has a very pretty face and an enhanced –yet-still-fantastic rack which is nicely presented in a tight tank top.  He shows her some poses and he helps her buy putting his hands all over her amazing body.  I don’t blame him at all; in fact this scene already makes me want to be a yoga instructor.  She pulls down his sweats and hungrily sucks his understandably erect cock.  He finally takes off her top to reveal her glorious set of knee knocking tits.  The chemistry between these performers is very strong even before her pants are off. 

Alanah Rae learns the position of 'downward facing dog'.

Charles solves that problem next by yanking down her yoga pants to expose her nice round ass.  He diddles her kitty for a while before finally sticking his dick in from behind.  She sucks his cock enthusiastically and straddles him for an energetic ride that has her cumming loudly.  When she gets on her knees above him he can and does tittyfuck her with ease.  We get another view of DAT ASS when Alanah gets on all fours and Charles gives her doggy fuck.  Her skin is flushed and sweaty and you can tell she loves a nice deep dicking.  She finishes him of with some more wet sloppy head and Charles pumps a hot load of cum into her mouth.

Scene Five:

Finally we have busty blonde Katie Kox getting a bottle of water in her kitchen.  She’s wearing a purple dress which does little to hide her enormous funbags.  Katy spots her stepson Rocco Reed out by the pool reading a magazine.  She joins him and tells him how horny she is with his dad being gone.  It’s kinda creepy and by creepy I mean super hot.  She takes her big ol’ boobs out of her dress so Rocco can play with them.  Luckily Katie has easy access to Rocco’s dick as he is only wearing a towel. 

Katie Kox shows us why she deserves to be in this movie.

She frees his ween and sucks it nice and slow.  Katy hikes up her dress to show the camera her plump juicy ass.  She straddles Rocco for a dick ride and really works his dick while her tits bounce in his face.  Next she gets on all fours and Katie looks good taking it from behind like a dog.  She gets back on top for one more ride before Rocco glazes her melons in ball gravy.

Final Thoughts:

This disc started off disappointing and never really got up to speed.  Candy Alexa’s scene was third rate slop and New Sensations should be ashamed of themselves.  Brook Haven’s scene would’ve been fine if this was 1992.  Jessica James turned in a scene that had some potential but unfortunately it was too short to gain any momentum.  Alanah Rae was very spank worthy and there is certainly some replay value here.  Katie Kox is a knockout for fans of thick blondes with big boobs and her performance is a decent effort.   Over all there are many better options for your porno dollar than Big Sexy Titties so I would encourage you all to Skip It.


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