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Belladonna's How To Fuck

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/26/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Belladonna’s How To Fuck 1

Evil Angel/Belladonna Entertainment/Deadly Nightshade

Genre: Belladonna Showcase, Instructional

The Extras

Director: Belladonna

Cast: Belladonna, Mark Wood, Katsuni, Dade Murphy, Mr. Pete
Non-sex role by Brandon Melendy

Length: 225:40 minutes (155:31 minutes & 70:09 minutes)


Date of Production: 12/5/2011

Extras: The first disc had a cast list and a few websites along with the company website trailer. The second disc had the second part of the movie, a lengthy first part of the Behind the Scenes featurette lasting 29:12 minutes, and six trailers. The third disc was devoted to extras and included the second part of the BTS lasting 132:15 minutes, a pop shot recap, filmographies, and three more trailers. It should be noted that I hated the manner in which the third disc was included in a paper sleeve rather than the case providing a spot to secure it but the content is king and I did not take away a bunch of points because of it; I just wanted to mention it in passing.

Condoms: No

Belladonna with Mark

Audio/Video Quality: Belladonna’s How To Fuck 1 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Belladonna for Evil Angel. As expected, the mixed level of lighting resulted in some grain and video noise, the creative team behind the project focusing on raw energy and kink over technical superiority, most of the scenes looking unpolished and rough. Still, the action was clear enough and fans of sexual dynamo Belladonna will find the sheer amount of her fuck for the buck to be enough to make this a winner. The camera angles were a mixed batch and the video bitrate hovered in the high 4.6 Mbps area when I spot checked it, the editing by “Kid Corruption” showing a lot of promise. In any case, the audio was presented in a similar fashion with a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in the usual 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that sounded hollow with no separation between the channels and no music to bore you with. Still, it was not significantly worse than most gonzo titles out at this time, the sonic portion less important to most fans than the visuals.

Katsuni and Belladonna

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Body of Review: Belladonna has long been associated with some of the kinkiest porn thanks in no small part to her work at Evil Angel. Her latest movie sent me to review is a triple disc offering called Belladonna’s How To Fuck 1, the director providing her take on the instructional genre by offering a hardcore look at sexual engagements, the entire show and extras a huge showcase for the young lady to prove instructional videos need not be dry, overly boring, or too clinical as she ramps up yet another potential award winner worthy of some attention. There were extensive extras, plenty of truly informative tidbits, and a wealth of footage including others such as Katsuni to round out an already decidedly heated selection of material. As expected, there was a fair amount of fetish action too, fans of foot play probably already knowing she would cater to their needs and anal enthusiasts provided ample spank bank material too. The movie is divided into episodes including things like getting an enema, foot fetish, diet, exercise, and such, making them all stand alone as Belladonna fields questions sent to her by fans. There were times when she expounded in greater detail than others but she clearly had a great grasp on the subject matter regardless of what was being talked about, the flow of information very smooth.

Belladonna with Pete

The company website described the title like this: “Director/performer Belladonna says, "This is my kind of instructional movie," and when the topic is sex, who better to do the instructing? The epic triple-DVD "Belladonna's How To: Fuck!" presents hands-on, hard-core demonstrations, with side lessons covering everything from blow jobs to anal hygiene to nutrition tips. Along the way, the tattooed temptress engages her partners - French/Vietnamese porn favorite Katsuni, studs Mark Wood and Mr. Pete - in intimate interviews about the mechanics and philosophy of fucking. But nobody neglects the hot, dirty sex! The legendary directress treats Mark's boner to a slobbery, worshipful, deep-throat blow job; she strokes his hard shaft with her pretty bare feet before jacking his cream into her mouth. Next comes Bella's romantic lesbian session with lovely Katsuni: The cunnilingus, foot fun and G-spot stimulation percolate until both beauties are satisfied. Exploring her own fetishes, Bella performs a sensuous barefoot tease/masturbation and fucks a big, floor-mounted anal dildo; this scene culminates in a bare-sole cum shot from cameraman Dade Murphy. A real-time enema follows, where Bella reveals her professional rectal flushing technique. Finally, she discusses butt fucking with master cocksman Mr. Pete. He shoves his pole deeply up her ass and pussy, eventually shooting hot sperm in her mouth. "The key to great sex is communication," she says, and in "Belladonna's How To: Fuck!" her fans will find plenty to help themselves and their partners get off ... including 2 hours and 42 minutes of revealing behind-the-scenes footage!” Here’s a very brief look at the cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Belladonna, lying in bed with Mark Wood, was up first sexually in an episode devoted to blowjobs. Belladonna interviewed him in the very plain white room, his street cloths not covering the fact that he was sporting wood as she caressed his crotch. It excited him to know that she could get off just by blowing him, the interview portion of the scene providing some give and take verbally before she demonstrated some oral techniques. Bella unfastened his pants and nuzzled his cock, gingerly caressing it before slobbing the knob in earnest. This led to a handjob and foot friction, the two actively boning vaginally before she milked his nuts dry of all the population pudding and genetic juice she could muster. Bella’s eye contact and devotion to duty enhanced the moment a lot for me, the scene followed by a staying fit piece with Brandon Melendy (that looks like it led to her 2012 AEE performance so many talked about).

Scene Two: Belladonna, next dressed in a black frilly top and matching muff buffer skirt with thong, was up on the bed in the white room with popular babe Katsuni. They spent considerable time getting to know each other as they explored the questions behind the benefits of lesbian love, the putting the verbiage into action including a lot of long, slow, seductive kissing and caresses before they ate pussy, fingered one another, and got rough with the boobs in a playful manner. I had no doubt that Bella and Katsuni both got off here, the sexual tryst not like the lipstick lesbianism so frequently seen in porn. While there was no launching of spunk or splooge in the scene, I’m pretty sure that aficionados will be making up for it at home a whole bunch.

Scene Three: Belladonna, sporting some very closely cropped hair, was up next as she provided an extended look at foot fetish action, giving a webcam show as she teased, stretched, and otherwise used her feet to full effect (along with some dirty talk). I have watched enough of her movies to know Bella enjoys giving and receiving all sorts of foot attention, proving it yet again before she applied a dildo to herself as part of the episode. Dade Murphy made a contribution to the scene by jerking off just out of sight as Bella rode the flesh colored dildo, his ball batter flying all over her ass and the wooden floor.

Scene Four: Belladonna, wearing generic street clothing, was up next after an extensive bout of butt cleaning with her detailed ritual for keeping things clean. Mr. Pete was on deck to take advantage of this golden opportunity, the two on a living room couch as they warmed up after the lengthy interview. Bella jerked him off and slobbed his knob, the hand to gland combat alone pretty strokable but Pete eating her out just the same. This was another semi-romantic encounter except that they went full bore into her ass as Pete tapped it hard, some titty play and foot action following them into the white room part way through the scene. Bella was as active a cock rider in her ass as anyone ever has been, Pete hammering away at her balls deep before she blew him to a frothy finish and swallowed the remains.

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Summary: Belladonna’s How To Fuck 1 by Belladonna for Evil Angel showed that a practical, how to video need not be boring though I admit that the fan based questions portion of the show might have been a good time to use branching technology for future viewings. More sex scenes displaying variations on a theme could have pushed it up a notch too but in all, it was a lot of fun, very informative, and something I hope gets attention around awards time later this year. Compared to the limited subset of genre offerings in that regard, it merited a very pleasing Highly Recommended for everything it did include such as the wonderfully extensive BTS materials on the three disc set. In short, Belladonna’s How To Fuck 1 took the genre in a pleasing direction by including a lot of frank discussion on sensitive topics that many people might want to learn about, demonstrating herself just how much fun can be had when you apply educational material to the real world so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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