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Slurpy Throatsluts

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/26/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Shane Dos Santos

Slurpy Throatsluts

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Cocksucking, POV

Elizabeth Bentley

Allie James

Jasmine Delatori

Director: Mike Adriano

Cast: Shane Dos Santos, Mike Adriano, Elizabeth Bentley, Allie James, Jasmine Delatori, Jayden Jaymes, Lily Labeau, Alysha Rylee, Gaia, Adrianna Luna, Kayla Carrera, Paige Turnah, Riley Reid, Annika Albright, Tiffany Brookes, Ami Emerson, Tatiyana Fox, Casi James, Lily Carter

Length: 378:29 minutes (188:12 minutes & 190:17 minutes)

Jayden Jaymes

Lily LaBeau

Alysha Rylee

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: The first disc had a cast list and web trailer but that was all. Then the second disc had a cumshot recap, trailers, some filmographies, and photogalleries. It should be noted that the front cover advertised two bonus scenes to go with the 18 all new scenes but none was provided; perhaps because there was simply no room for them but it bugged me all the same.

Condoms: None


Adrianna Luna

Kayla Carrera

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Audio/Video Quality: Slurpy Throatsluts was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. The scenes were all shot with basic lighting to eliminate any shadows, texture, or hints of color variations. The set up was simple with the basic tease, then Mike would join in for various types of messy blowjobs, all in some form of point of view fashion. The grain was minimal as was the video noise, the director trying to provide a basic porn experience here rather than cultivate favorable press by use of silly special effects. It was far from perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual, fans of well rounded women certain to appreciate it. The bitrate tended to hover around the 3.6 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard, the basic editing not really doing much with the footage that I could see but then I don't have access to the raw footage to make a definitive statement. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with. There wasn’t much to talk about aurally speaking though, the tease portion of the scenes employed music but the rest of the show was fairly easy to hear the vocals even if it sounded like a home camera shot them.

Paige Turnah

Riley Reid

Annika Albright

Body of Review: Mike Adriano is one of the kinkier directors at Evil Angel, each of his movies providing something different from the generic gonzo directors so commonly heard from. His latest fuck flick to make it my way is Slurpy Throatsluts. The movie was dedicated to providing some of the nastiest, sloppiest, messiest knob slobbing by youthful hotties one could imagine, the main movie (on two discs) offering over 6 hours of all new blowjob action. The ladies included babes such as Jayden Jaymes, Lily LaBeau, and Kayla Carrera, and scores of others messily slobbing knob, licking man ass, and going all out to get Mike off. If you like messy blowjobs by attractive ladies, you really can’t go wrong picking this one up, the wealth of lesser known ladies a major selling point for some of my associates.

Tiffany Brookes

Ami Emerson

Tatiyana Fox

The company website described the movie like this: “Director Mike Adriano is the king of POV-style porn, and apparently there's no shortage of gorgeous, young sluts eager to wrap their lips around his stiff cock. But in Mike's latest fellatio feast, "Slurpy Throatsluts," the director goes way overboard - he crams this epic two-disc set with 18 brand new oral scenes, as well as two bonus blow jobs, for well over six hours of gagging, drooling mouth magic starring the hottest females in the biz! A gourmet of spit play and deep-throat face fucking, Mike likes to collects his starlets' dripping saliva in a bowl as they worship his tireless dick. This amazing showcase of exceptional head includes plush Latina Shane Dos Santos; tiny blonde slut Bentley; curvaceous 18-year-old sweetheart Allie James; raven-haired throat slut Jasmine Delatori; top-heavy brunette Jayden Jaymes; skinny, sultry Lily LaBeau; sloppy blonde-next-door Alysha Rylee; exotic Gaia; adorable, buxom Filipina Adrianna Luna; glammed-up ginch Kayla Carrera; womanly, voluptuous Paige Turnah; spunky, little Riley Reid; blonde submissive Anikka Albrite; tanned whore Tiffany Brookes; lollipop-loving Ami Emerson; tattooed ebony cutie Tatiyana Foxx; all-natural blonde Mandy Armani; and slender, lovely brunette Lily Carter... plus more! Every fine lady in this sizzling cast gets her mouth and/or face coated with gooey cum; many of these cocksuckers swallow the director's load outright, making slobbery messes in the process. Here's a movie for BJ enthusiasts who prefer their suck jobs wet, deep and nasty. The slurpier, the better!” Here’s a very brief look at the cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Mandi "Casi James" Armani

Lily Carter

Rather than break down every last lick of the 6+ hour long, double disc show, suffice it to say that the major variation on the blowjobs was just how messy some ladies became, how a few liked licking Mike’s ass, and whether or not the ladies swallowed the copious amounts of population pudding, the wealth of genetic juice coating faces, tonsils, and anything within camera range. Spunk enthusiasts will certainly appreciate the manner in which it flew out of Mike’s pecker due to some superior knob slobbing fun, the ladies typically offering up a degree or more of energy and enthusiasm but held back to just sucking the director off. Mike gave some head and rimmed the ladies at every turn too, their shapely rumps sporting perfect puckers that were licked, poked (with tongue), and otherwise showcased in every scene. The ladies, in order, were as follows: Shane Dos Santos, Elizabeth Bentley, Allie James, Jasmine Delatori, Jayden Jaymes, Lily Labeau, Alysha Rylee, Gaia, Adrianna Luna, Kayla Carrera, Paige Turnah, Riley Reid, Annika Albright, Tiffany Brookes, Ami Emerson, Tatiyana Fox, Mandi “Casi James” Armani, and Lily Carter.

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Summary: Slurpy Throatsluts by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel was everything it was advertised to be and more, the nasty, sloppy blowjobs by some of the most premium young pussy available earning a rating of Recommended, I felt obligated to drop the rating down a notch due to the missing two bonus scenes (in fairness, there was a great deal of suck for the buck by any standard though, a higher rating certainly fair too). I can’t think of a single babe here that did not earn a mouthful of splooge for her efforts, the best of the batch for me being Jayden Jaymes, Lily LaBeau, and Allie James. In short, Slurpy Throatsluts was not some vanilla porno made to appease a widespread audience, just a focused effort of hardcore blowjobs by some of the best babes around going full bore on Mike’s pecker, the energy, enthusiasm, and sheer devotion to nasty oral sex such that it had tremendous replay value and strokability.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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