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Hose Monster 3

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 4/28/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: DP/Foreign/Gangbang

Category: Gonzo


Director: David Perry

Cast: Nikky Thorne/Larissa Dee/Bettina Dicapri/David Perry/Choky Ice/Ian Scott/Lauro Giotto/Leslie Taylor/Bruno Sx/Sabby

Photo Gallery/BTS/Cast List info/Web/Cumshot Recap

Release Date: 2/9/2012

Scene 1: (Scene To Remember)

Nikky Thorne/Ian Scott/Choky Ice/David Perry

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Tease/Female Masturbation/Dildo Play/Blowjob/Reverse Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/Spooning Anal/Cowgirl Anal/DP/Gaping/Doggie Anal/Quadruple Facial (High Volume)

The first scene in 'Hose Monster 3' begins with Nikky walking into a strip club that is currently being renovated by some handymen. She walks in and asks them if they mind if she practices her moves on the pole that is conveniently the only thing that seems to be finished in the club. The workers don't mind at all and Nikky puts on her stripper attire right next to them; a tiny pink skirt with no panties, a blue bikini top, and some killer clear stripper heels to finalize the look. As she begins practicing/teasing, the workers begin to gawk and rub themselves while watching her. When they realize that Nikky doesn't mind, they whip out their wangs and start stroking. Nikky joins in the fun and it turns into a masturbation frenzy before the workers go through her suitcase and find some dildos for her to use on herself while they watch. This lasts a short time, and Nikky starts blowing them soon after, while dittling herself with her vibrator. The action really starts a little later when Nikky gets down on her knees, taking turns on her handyman hogs. Great deepthroating, and the looks of a fantastic hardcore fuckfest begins. The first position is a bit hard to explain but is quite delightful. Choky and Ian Scott are holding Nikky in the air while Bruno fucks her. The following is a reverse cowgirl where Nikky bounces on one cock, and throats the others, splendid. Midway through David Perry walks in as the club owner and seems to be distraught at what's going on, after Nikky asks him to join the fun it doesn't take much arm twisting to get him to do just that. The sex takes a rougher turn at this point, and Nikky is being passed around like a rag doll before you know it. This scene is filled with anal, heavy deepthroats, and dp's in just about every position imaginable, Nikky is a real trooper throughout. By the end of the scene she's a beat red beautiful mess and the boys all chip in for a quadruple finale facial to wrap this great scene up in a neat little bow. I liked this scene alot, great energy all around.


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Scene 2:

Larissa Dee/Ian Scott/Bruno SX/Sabby

Tease/Blowjob/Female Masturbation/Doggie/Cowgirl/Spooning Anal/Missionary Anal/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/DP/Triple Facial (High Volume)

This next scene begins in a prison setting where Larissa plays the prison guard, and her inmates are being a bit unruly. She stands outside of their cell prancing around in high heeled boots, a tight top, and booty shorts. She starts teasing the prisoners, and they begin to grow quite frustrated in watching her do so. I can see why, she looks absolutely stunning and is really yucking it up as the boys drool from inside their cage. She soon begins fucking her asshole with her police baton, and then decides to stroke, blow, and even fuck each of her inmates through the jailbars before letting them out. When she does let them out, the scene heightens as her holes are plunged with cock from every angle. During the missionary anal segment Larissa really starts getting into it, boasting to one inmate that he can't fuck her hard enough as she strokes and blows the others, its outstanding. After some dp's and a number of varying positions, the inmates release their juices over Larissa's face. Before the camera fades to black she stares into it seductively with cum dripping off of her face. Lovely scene.



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Scene 3:

Bettina Dicapri/Choky Ice/Lauro Giotto/David Perry/Leslie Taylor

Tease/Dildo Play/Blowjob/Spooning/Doggie/Doggie Anal/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/
Gaping/Missionary Anal/DP/Quadruple Facial (Massive Volume)

The final scene starts with Bettina Dicapri playing the part of a hooker strutting around a street corner as Choky and Leslie Taylor heckle her, in hopes of seeing some of her goods. She begins fingering herself through her panties as the goons start to play with themselves from afar, and she asks them if they want more, of course they do. After pulling her panties down she whips out a huge dildo and fucks her ass with it. Shortly after, the boys walk over to her and Bettina begins a sloppy hardcore double BJ. The sex starts in a standing spoon position as she fucks one and jerks the other. The scene continues, still on the very same street corner setting as it began, and Bettina is really going to town on these two. She looks gorgeous in the midst of doing so. A passer by soon walks by the trio, and decides to join in on the fun, hey the more the merrier! Now it becomes a four way and cocks are in every direction Bettina looks. Now, with three cocks plus Bettina, David Perry steps onto set as her pimp, yelling at Bettina for not making any money for him. He asks if she wants another cock and she kindly obliges. The sex continues with dps, and a plethora of other positions before coming to a conclusion where all of them blow their respected loads over Bettina as she holds her mouth open greedily. She gives them all one final suck before staring into the camera and teasing us one last time before the screen cuts. Another great scene.


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 The sex was great throughout this entire film, the girls were full of energy and when all was said and done, I really enjoyed every scene. David Perry has a knack for making outstanding sex scenes out of some silly scenarios, and this film is no exception. I also really appreciated the thouroughness of the photo galleries, there is a broad selection of pics taken from each scene, ranging from softcore solo shots, to hardcore fucking, facials, etc. The scenes were long, but in no way did they seem long, as the energy never seemed to fade. The girls were all gorgeous and their hunger for sex is captured well in this film. I'd definitely "highly" recommend this film to friends who enjoy gangbangs, hot euro babes, and good old fashioned hardcore fucking. Kudos David!

Scene To Remember:

Nikky Thorne


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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