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Nacho Vidal: The Sexual Messiah

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Jack Sesh » Review Date: 5/8/12

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Genre:   Gonzo

Director:  Joey Silvera


  • Brooklyn Lee
  • Cassandra Nix
  • London Keyes
  • Riley Reid
  • Sandy
  • Skin Diamond
  • Alan Stafford
  • Joey Silvera
  • Nacho Vidal

Length:  261 min.

Extras:  Trailers, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Review, BTS

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Donkey-dicked Latin stud Nacho Vidal dishes out cock and punishment to some hot submissive ladies

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Sandy introduces herself to us as a swim coach and writes it on a whiteboard (as if that makes it more believable?).  She's an over-tanned blonde Hungarian slut in a leopard print thong bathing suit.  Her ass is big and you just want to bite into it like a peach.  Skin Diamond then introduces herself as athletic and one look at her tight brown body makes you believe it.  Sandy and Nacho watch Skin jumping rope on the deck and argue about whether Skin will be on Sandy's swim team or Nacho's soccer team.  Sandy gets to try her out first so she takes her inside and tells her to get naked.  Skin looks even better with her clothes off and Sandy treats her pussy to an intense tonguing and fingerblasting.  Sandy gets naked too and with that big round butt she evokes Ice-T's wife Coco.  We get great view of that ass for a long time as she teabags Skin with her pussy.  After taking a long ride on Skin's face, Sandy is joined by Nacho and they resume their retarded argument about whether Skin will swim or play soccer.  Nacho takes the tryout to a slightly disturbing level when he puts a plastic trash bag over Skin's head and makes her suck his fat cock through it.  

Skin Diamond plays for whichever team gives her asshole the thickest cock.

I've seen Nacho fuck a lot of girls more deserving of a bag over the head than Skin, just sayin'.  When the bag comes off Skin gives Nacho a wet sloppy blowjob while he ties the bag's drawstrings around his cock'n'balls.  The S&M breath play continues as Nacho puts Skin in a rear naked choke while she strokes his meat.  Skin is really getting the full Nacho treatment here and it's hot as hell.  Nacho slams Skin down on the couch and spits on her pussy so he can fuck her face-down-ass-up. We even get the signature foot-on-the-face move pioneered by Mr. Vidal himself.  When it's Skin's turn to get on top she shows how she can really ride a dick.  Now it's time for some assfucking and Skin really takes that thick cock up her dumper like a champ.  Nacho fucks her ass hard until her pussy queefs repeatedly.  Skin gets flat on her stomach and Nacho fucks her as she calls him Daddy and begs for more.  After he squirts a thick load of jizz on her face Skin admits that she graduated last year and as punishment Nacho grabs her hair and slams her face into the couch.

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Scene Two:

Chunky Asian London Keys arrives to investigate Nacho's "coaching technique".  Good thing she's dressed like a total whore.  Nacho blows her off of course and tells her she could be in better shape and insists she do some push-ups.  She looks in perfect shape to me but what do I know, I'm not a gym coach.  London doesn't want do it but Nacho doesn't take "no" for an answer and immediately throws her face-down and flogs her ass.  She spits on him in protest but Nacho quickly responds with a slap to her face before sticking his dick in her mouth and fucking it.  The assault continues with Nacho forcing London to eat his asshole before finally giving her the release she needs with a deep dicking.  
Nacho tells London Keys to stick her administrative discipline up her gaping pooper.
He moves his cock from her pussy to her asshole and London has no trouble taking his massive meat balls-deep in her pooper.  London is soon drenched in sweat and is clearly dick-drunk.  Nacho puts her face-down-ass-up on the tile floor to fuck her dumper in his signature "leapfrog" manuever.  He pulls his cock out of her rectum to reveal an impressive gape.  London gets on her back to take Nacho in her butt and work her clit with a vibe until she finally cums.  Things take a turn for the bizarre when Nacho dons a bunny mask and bangs London from behind while pounding her face into the couch.  He finishes her off flat on her stomach as he fucks her from above before dumping a load on her tongue and rubbing her face in it.        
Scene Three:
The scene opens with Riley Reid updating her video diary and she tells us some banalities like her disdain for men who smoke etc.  Riley is about as young and fresh as it gets and I can't wait to see this chick naked.  Her perky little tits pop out of her top and she has hard perfect nipples.  She goes to meet her new crush Alan Stafford in the coach's office and they converse briefly before making out.  Riley's fat little ass is poking out from under her schoolgirl skirt and it isn't long before Alan is squeezing and slapping it.  Alan gets naked and Riley confidently drops to her knees to suck his cock.  He peels off her little panties and gets to work fingerblasting her bald beev while stimulating her clit with a vibe.  Riley bounces on Alan's boner and we get a nice long low angle shot of the action.  
Riley Reid is young, dumb, and begging for cum.
Riley is clearly skilled at working a dick well beyond her years.  Her little ass looks amazing bouncing on Alan's lap and when you throw in her grey knee-high socks the jack factor of this scene is already at 10+.  Riley gives him a more enthusiastic blowjob as if she can't wait to taste his prostate nectar.  The scene gets even hotter when Riley gets on her her knees on a barstool so Alan can fuck her from behind and intermittently swivel her around to wash his cock in her mouth.  We get a  full view of the action as Joey Silvera displays the type of videography he is known for.  Riley's vocalizations let us know how much she enjoys getting dicked deeply.  She climbs back on his pole for another ride, this time with lots of hot eye contact with the camera.  She sucks his hog again and finally gets the hot load in her mouth that she was so clearly craving.  As a bonus treat, Alan puts Riley's perfect ass over his knee for hot, pervy spanking session.
Scene Four:
Up next is Brooklyn Lee telling us about how she doesn't really like sports but she is into coach Vidal.  She is looking fine in a schoolgirl outfit (in fact the same outfit Riley wore in the last scene) flashing her panties at the camera.  She gives us a tease while she bends over with her ass in our face when she is interrupted by Nacho.  He chastises Brooklyn for smoking and being a slut and suggests that she give up on playing soccer and just do porn.  I concur.  He continues to sell her on the idea of fucking for money while Nacho fingers her holes.  Soon Nacho is slurping on Brooklyn's bald beev and playing with her pussy lips (gross).  He lubes up a long glass toy and sticks it right up her pooper.  With the toy still in her ass Brooklyn slobs on Nacho's knob but she can't quite take it all so Nacho forcibly inpales her face on his meat pole until she gags.  She straddles him for a dick ride and already seems to be legitimately cock drunk.  Things get pervy when Nacho puts Brooklyn's panties in her mouth and slaps her face as he fucks her hard.  Things get weirder when he puts her black stocking over his cock and fucks her her face with it, musing "now it's interracial".  
Brooklyn Lee is an all-American anal whore.
Nacho forces her to toss his salad with some face-sitting and Brooklyn continues to oblige his every demand like a perfect submissive little whore.  Nacho gives her some more meat while he chokes and slaps her and Brooklyn tells him she's "just a hole, just a place to put your dick."  When it's time for assfucking it's definately a tight fit.  Meanwhile Brooklyn remains completely dicknotized.  She repeats whorish mantras and generally turns in a great submissive performance.  Her ass fills the frame when she straddles Nacho for an assfuck.  Nacho pulls his meatstick out and gapes her purple puckered asshole.  She tongues Nacho's hairy asshole one more time before taking his cock in her pussy in an amazing position I've never seen before in porn (!) where Nacho is reclined on the couch with ankle to Jesus and Brooklyn is on top of him but looks like she's the one fucking him.  I don't think I am accurately expressing how impressive it is.  Brooklyn sits on a barstool next and Nacho goes completey fucking apeshit on her asshole.  He finishes her off face down on the couch as he fucks her ass until he sprays his babies on her face.   
Scene Five:
Finally we have young brunette cutie Cassandra Nix.  I've never seen Cassandra before but she bears a passing resemlance to the great Sasha Grey which is not at all a bad thing.  Nacho takes her out for soccer practice and has her block some goals but she obviously needs some help getting aggressive.  For further coaching he takes her back home and makes her suck his fat cock.  He gives her specific instruction to blow him hands-free and how to give an aggressive handjob.  Cassandra proves she is a fast learner.  Nacho puts her on the couch with ankles to Jesus and fingerblasts her G-spot until she sprays pussy juice everywhere.  He gives her some ass training with a glass butt plug and then ups the ante with a large pink dong.  Nacho takes it to yet another level as he fucking her from behind while forcing her to throat a rubber fist.  
Cassandra Nix prefers cock'n'balls to soccer balls.
Cassandra straddles Nacho for an aggressive ride and she shows her skill at riding a dick.  She also shows of her filthy mouth with cries and moans of "fuck me coach!" and "fuck me daddy!".  In a vignette called "A Gift From The Messiah" Joey Silvera himself gets in on the action by first throat fucking Cassandra then spanking her hard and giving her a deep doggy dicking.  It seems pretty impromptu so perhaps Joey just got too horny during the shooting of the scene (though if that was the case then I don't know how he controlled himself through the other scenes).  Joey throat fucks her again and finishes himself off with a thick blast of cum to her face.  Nacho isn't done yet though of course so he squat fucks her face down on the couch until he blows a large goopy load on her face.     
Final Thoughts:
Simply fantastic.  Everything about this disc was just great.  Nacho delivers everything you expect from him as a true master of hard fucking and bitch control.  The production values were top notch and when you combine two living legends like Joey and Nacho I really don't see how you can lose.  Skin and Sandy turn in a great girl/girl femdom scene and Skin can really take a Nacho-level pounding.  My only complaint is that we didn't get to see Sandy get dicked down as well.  I've never been overly impressed by London Keys but she turned in a great scene here showing the kind of dicking she can take.  The bunny mask was also a refreshing twist of weirdness.  Riley Reid was fresh and young and hot as hell and is clearly worthy of all the hype she's been getting.  She has an amazing tight little body and fucks like she was born to work a dick.  I regret that the scene didn't include her taking Nacho's fat dick up her cute little dumper but she'll have plenty of time for that in her (hopefully) long career.  Brooklyn Lee turned in a great scene and was arguably the best performance on the disc.  And Cassandra Nix was great in her scene as a cock-hungry little slut even though there was no anal for her either.  The replay value here it through the roof and the BTS is amusing and strokeable as well so I'm happy to give Nacho Vidal: The Sexual Messiah the exalted rating of Xcritic Pick.

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