Extras: Making Of Featurette, Interviews, Bonus Scenes, Director Interviews
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen
Overview: Some of the biggest porn sluts of the minute get dicked in an all-star revue
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Top Asian hottie in the biz Asa Akira gives us some insight into how the past year has gone for her (it's been good). Asa has a great personality and always comes across as real so I don't mind watching interviews with her. She gives us a slow sultry tease to some cheesy synth music. James Deen is the stud who gets to dick her down and as Asa stated in the intro she requested him specifically for this movie. Asa is already naked and James is wearing some business casual wear as slaps her around a bit. He feeds her his cock and she sucks it hungrily. The first hole James explores with his cock is Asa's rectum and he goes balls-deep as Asa's eyes roll back. She does that thing that I've noticed more and more recently in Elegant Angel titles where the girl starts the scene "on ten" and has a screaming orgasm throught the entire scene.
Asa Akira sucky sucky five darra.
Don't get me wrong, everyone likes to see girls cum, but there's just something insincere (not to mention ear-splitting) about a girl screaming her ass off for thrity minutes straight. James does a good job coaching Asa on the dirty talk and choking/slapping her and generally going to town on her mouth, pussy and asshole. Both James and Asa get four fingers in her asshole at different times and the elasticity of her rectum is staggering. James even sits on her face and Asa plays his rusty trombone. He also seems to be having some wood issues during the scene but that happens to everyone, right guys? Right? James finishes her off with a massive blast of nut custard to her face.
Now we have the lovely Gracie Glam giving her obligatory interview and talking about taking a dick up her ass for the first time on camera. Her tease takes place on the patio and she's wearing a crotchless fishnet bodysuit with carnival mask. It looks rediculous but soon she changes to a different mask and some black and white underwear. The action starts with Gracie on the couch making out with Michael Stefano. I haven't seen this dude in porno in a minute so I figured he was in jail or dead.
Gracie Glam gets slammed in her clam.
Gracie rides his face and it's clear Mike loves young pussy as much as ever. Gracie sucks his cock with her usual trademark enthusiasm. She straddles him for a dick ride and enjoys it thoroughly. Mike puts Gracie on her back to bang her with her legs together, regrettably commenting on her "puffy pussy" (gag). Finally he gives her a deep doggy dicking and we can see Gracie's fat ass jiggle. The chemistry between these performers is intense and Gracie's realistic muted performance is much hotter than Asa's scream-fest. When Mike fianlly nuts he blasts a thick load of jizz on Gracie's kisser.
Jayden James is a bodacious brunette with more curves than a racetrack. I only recently got into Jayden (so to speak) and I think she's great. She has a that rare body type that is so round and juicy yet completly fit and built to ride. Her interview seems a little forced and awkward but that's not surprising. Her tease consists of her shaking her goods on a staircase that will be familiar to anyone who's seen any number of William H.'s previous movies. Manuel Ferrara gets to fuck Jayden and he makes the obvious choice to suck in her glorious titties first. Next he gives her salad a good tossing and licks her bald beev much to Jayden's enjoyment. Now it's Jayden's turn to give oral pleasure and she sucks Manuel's hog with great enthusiasm.
Jayden James has the G.I. Joe Kung-Fu Grip.
She takes his cock in her twat and the vibe of the scene is playful and fun with Jayden giggling and squealing with pleasure. Jayden's realness and enjoyment of getting fucked is one of the things that makes her one of my new favorite performers and this scene is a great example of that. She staddles Manuel for an active dick ride and we get a great view of her big round ass. She cums several times from getting dicked, Manuel fingerblasting her G-spot, or her flicking her own bean. Unfortunately Manuel never gets in her ass. To finish him off Jayden jacks Manuel off until he sprays his kids all over her face.
Blonde cutie Lexi Belle tells us the highlight of her year was being in Massive Facials 4. That seems pretty tame compared to the other girls talking about how they did their first black anal gangbangs or whatever. She has always struck me as kind of stuck up and prudish for a porn star but maybe that's the appeal for some guys: seeing the "good girl" get dicked down. Not my thing personally (I prefer slutty brunettes) but she's still hot. Her tease takes place in the bedroom and bathroom with Lexi wearing a black lace nightie and doing a cheesy "sexy dance" to some bad makeout music. Michael Stefano is back as the stud that gets to bang Lexi.
Lexi Belle gives Michael Stefano a dick's-eye view.
He sucks on her perfect little cupcake titties as she giggles and gasps. She does an adequate job sucking his cock and her tight little body looks great in lacy thigh-highs and garter belt. She bounces on Mikes boner in an active ride and he sinks his meat balls-deep. Lexi takes a passive role on her back as Mike dicks her sidesaddle and she cums hard. There is some playful action on the bed as Lexi cums again after Mike obviously almost blows his load while giving her a deep doggy fuck. Mike finishes himself off by making a goopy mess on Lexi's pretty face.
Gorgeous blonde bombshell Kagney Lynn Karter is talking about what's coming up for her in the new year (gangbang fetish work, etc). She casually mentions that guys would gangbang her in high school and I almost blow my load imagining that. kagney sometimes comes across as fake in interviews but this one is only a little painful. Luckily the tease comes next and Kagney's luscious, milky body is fine as ever. She shakes her glorious goods in a shimmery bikini and pulls on her perfect pink nipples. James Deen is back as the lucky bastard that gets to go to work on her. She gets busy right away sucking James' cock'n'balls as he fingerblasts her cunt.
Kagney Lynn Karter churns James Deen's nut butter.
James gives her a deep dicking on her back and Kagney seems into it. We get to see those heavenly tits jiggle when she gets on top of James to bounce on his boner. She has a convincing orgasm as James pounds her from below. When James fucks Kagney on her back she seems a considerably less interested. I don't mind though because when it comes to Kagney, as long as I can get a good view of her amazing body I don't really mind if the sex is bland. James brings the scene home by squirting a hot load of jizz into her mouth and then going back for seconds on her pussy.
Beautiful brunette Bobbi Starr tells us about how she's now a director for Evil Angel and Kink.com. Bobby is one of the realest (and smartest)girls in the biz. She's probably the only girl in porn who can give me a boner with her brain alone. Her tease in thigh-highs and black bodysuit is surprisingly hot considering that I'm not a fan of most tease footage. She really needs to shave her huge disgusting bush but otherwise her looks are about as "my type" as you can get. The action starts with Michael Stefano again, this time diddling Bobbi's big bushy beev. He goes downtown on her and I'm sure he'll be gagging on random pubes for a week.
Bobbi Starr enjoys a tossed butt salad.
The lighting is odd in that it's just natural sunlight and Bobbi is mainly cast in shadow as Mike starts to plow her puss. As they change postions they move from light to shadow and it's a cool effect. Bobbi is quite passive here as Mike skull fucks her and it's a role she's consistently good in (though she's a great dom as well). She moans with pleasure as Mike gives her a good deep dicking up against a doorframe. She clearly enjoys it but never fully cums. Bobbi finally takes Mikes dick in her dumper after he tosses her butt salad. There are a few awkward edits during Bobbi's buttfuck up against a wall but nothing too distracting. Mike finishes Bobbi off with a big blast of spooge to the kisser.
Up last we have spicy latina Kristina Rose. She's as animated as ever in her interview and reflects on doing a three-way with Kagney Lynn Karter and getting buttfucked by Manuel Ferrara. Nothing very interesting. For her tease she's wearing some kind of leather and chain bondange harness over a tiny bikini. It's hot because it's Kristina but otherwise she looks like a Burning Man reject. Jordan Ash is the stunt cock that gets to bang out Kristina and he loosens her up by chowing her box on an ottoman. Kristina has a big bushy beev too (though not as bad as Bobbi's) and this trend is disturbing. Is it 1976? Break out the clippers, ladies. We don't need to see that shit. She gets on her knees and swallows Jordan's meat inch by inch as he feeds it to her.
Kristina Rose gets a dick in her dumper.
Kristina's acne is making her face look busted and her hair is a mess but her body is hot as always. Kristina reclines on the ottoman as she takes Jordan deep in the bush. Thankfully next we finally get a view of that round latina booty as she straddles him to work his dick. Kristina gets face-down-ass-up so Jordan can deliver her a deep doggy buttfuck. Kristina looks best from this position, especially with her lace up fuck-me-boots on. She spreads wide to the camera to bounce on his boner and his cock goes from her ass to her pussy and back again (eww). These two have some good chemistry but like Bobbi, Kristina never full-on cums. Kristina goes ankles to Jesus so Jordan can dig out her dirtbox until he finally dumps his babies on her tongue and titties.
This 2-disc set was exactly what I expected, which is both a good and a bad thing. The ladies all turned in good performances and there is a ton of content here. Definately check out the four (!) bonus scenes with Kelly Devine and Ava Rose, Andy San Dimas, Jynx Maxe, and Jada Stevens; you won't be disappointed. The only problem I had with this movie was that it offered absolutely no surprises. Porn so rarely changes up its rigid format that, when it does, it can really push a product over the top in to classic status. Unfortunately there's zero deviation from the formula used in the previous releases in this series (or most other series from William H./Elegant Angel). Performers of the Year 2012 is certainly worth your money and the replay value is of course very high but due to its formulaic execution I have to rate it as merely Highly Recommended.