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Don't Tell My Husband

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/22/12

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Don’t Tell My Husband

Zero Tolerance

Genre: MILF, Cheating

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Raylene, Mr. Pete, Kayla Carrera, Alex Gonz, Darryl Hanah, Dane Cross, Francesca Le, Bill Bailey, India Summer, Michael Vegas

Length: 124:47 minutes


Date of Production: 2011

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, some trailers, and a pop shot recap from the scenes but that was all.

Condoms: None

Kayla Carrera

Audio/Video Quality: Don’t Tell My Husband was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was not as optimal this time, allowing for additional shadows to interfere with some scenes. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 4.8 Mbps area most of the time, the composition of the camera angles typically optimal for the ladies. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies in most cases though, each as fit as ever from what I could tell. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited but much like the gonzo titles he likes to shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers. The voices could be clearly heard though, the balancing between those and the music capably handled.

Darryl Hanah with Dane

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Body of Review: Mike Quasar is a popular director at Zero Tolerance, his lengthy career full of humor and heated sex scenes few of his peers can match. His latest title sent to me for review is Don’t Tell My Husband, a five scene all sex flick starring such notable hotties as Francesca Le, Raylene, and India Summer. The back cover described the movie like this: “Shhh! Her husband might be home any minute! These cheating housewife whores aren't getting enough at home, so you can't blame them for looking for some young studs to satisfy their every craving. Francesca Le and Raylene lead this cast of mouth-watering MILFs - all in their prime and horny as hell! They're waiting at home getting wet and ready for anything, so slip in the back door or the front, but make sure you give them the good hard fucking they deserve! Adultery never felt this good!” Here’s a really brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Francesca Le with Bill

Scene One: Raylene, the sexual dynamo featured on the front cover, was up first with Mr. Pete, the guy insistent on getting some action from her when her husband was asleep. They kissed and went down on each other on the brown couch, her knob slobbing decidedly better than his gash gobbling in terms of heat and duration. That led to a variety of vaginal penetration positions, Raylene doing some taste testing along the way between positions and eventually even actively riding his pecker. The ending nut of ball batter was tossed off onto her face as she knelt before him, most of it allowed to fall onto the floor. The company website described the scene like this: “Latin MILF Raylene needs her pussy satisfied, and her husband has not been up to the task for a long time. This naughty housewife calls over the big dick neighbor so that she can ride that cock to her heart's content. She gets a wicked smile on her face as she thinks of his seed covering her face.”

India Summer

Scene Two: Kayla Carrera, a blond with various enhancements and tattoos, was up next with Alex Gonz, her look just not appealing to me here despite a very nice ass and sex positive attitude. She made a booty call to Alex and he met her at the door dressed like a slacker while she was clearly on another level, their verbal banter reminding me that there is a reason why so many in porn are not in Hollywood. She sat on a light green love seat when he approached her after that, the gal unfastening his trousers to blow him like a seasoned professional. There was some eye contact and it was otherwise okay in terms of sexual activity, the lack of chemistry weakening the replay value substantially though she was an active vaginal rider and did clean his rod off orally from time to time. Most of the power pounding took place in the well lit bedroom though, the patterned sheets contrasting sharply to their tanned bodies and the ending wad of population pudding went to her open mouth as she looked up to him. The company website described the scene like this: “Kayla Carrera is a Latina bombshell who is going to take your dick by surprise when you see how passionate she is in the sack. Of course, when you realize that she's a slutty MILF who wants to fool around when the husband isn't home, you'll understand exactly why she's acting so damn sexual.”

Scene Three: Darryl Hanah, a blond on the make and self professed “free spirit”, was up next as she invited moper Dane Cross over for a quickie. They cut the small talk and ended up on the couch, the gal working him over orally and kissing him though he pretended not to care. She stripped as she continued and pulled out his pecker for sucking, savoring the taste of his balls and shaft as she readied him for the vaginal insertion phase of the tryst. The rest of the scene was largely focused on a handful of vaginal positions and an ending crotch shot of splooge, the over the top drama coming across as distracting. The company website described the scene like this: “Darryl Hanah barely waits for her husband to pull out of the driveway before she's going after the cute hipster neighbor. She crawls all over him, getting him so hard that he doesn't care that she's a married woman. All he wants is to get his dick wet and drive her absolutely and utterly crazy.”

Scene Four: Francesca Le, a power player in the extreme sex gonzo market for some time now, toned it down to work with Bill Bailey once he entered the picture of her working out. She was dressed up in a sport bra and tight yellow shorts, her physique showing her to be as fit as any of her peers in porn, the two pawing each other readily with a degree of enthusiasm that seemed more realistic than the other scenes of the day. She ground her ass into his growing bulge through their attire and he diddled her by hand, the man gobbling her gash and fingering her before she inhaled his cock orally using some hand to gland combat. The messy hummer led to an active set of vaginal penetration positions, their sense of urgency ending right after he bust a nut of spunk all over her face when she knelt before him. The company website described the scene like this: “Francesca Le loves her husband, but his dick is so small that she is bored to tears when they fuck. Instead of kicking him to the curb, she's going to call over her well endowed friend so that her mouth gets filled to the brim. This Latina whore also wants to feel it stretching her out so wide that she's not even able to take every inch of that cock.”

Scene Five: India Summer, a lean brunette with a very attractive face, was up last as she stepped out of the shower to confront mope Michael Vegas, his characterization of a shy male overly forced. She dropped her towel to reveal her naked body and jumped all over him, exciting him enough to where they both seemed to enjoy the oral given so freely. India played with his nipples and moved to a 69 position for both of them to enjoy, the active vaginal riding enough to get him off with some intermittent oral pleasuring along the way. The ending round of genetic juice glazing her face though not swallowed. The company website described the scene like this: “India Summer is a stunning and saucy exotic beauty who has a sex drive that far exceeds her husband's ability to meet it. She's finding ways to take care of it herself, but they happen to involve her well hung neighbor and plenty of time getting covered in his cum.”

Summary: Don’t Tell My Husband by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was advertised as a “MILF” fuck flick and it provided that kind of action, worthy of a rating of a Rent It. The scenarios were minimal and thanks to a cast of experienced leading ladies such as India Summer, Raylene, Francesca Le, Kayla Carrera, and Darryl Hanah, a lot of you will probably rate it even higher as a stroke flick. In short, Don’t Tell My Husband was not the most original series of scenes released by the company of late but there was a decent amount of replay value, strokability, and truth in advertising to make it worth checking out if you aren’t totally into teenagers.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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