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Ass Masterpiece Vol. 9
Advice: Rent It
Ass Masterpiece 9
Naughty America/Pure Play Media
Genre: Web-to-DVD, Gonzo Compilation
Director: Not Credited
Cast: Jayden Jaymes, Derrick Pierce, Isis Love, Daniel Hunter, Sara Jay, John Strong, Krissy Lynn, Rocco Reed, Diamond Kitty, Danny Wylde
Length: 159:15 minutes (32:36 minutes + 28:23 minutes + 37:53 minutes + 30:59 minutes + 29:24 minutes)
Dates of Production/Original Release: Not Listed
Extras: There was only a photogallery.
Audio/Video Quality: Ass Masterpiece 9 was presented in letterboxed widescreen as shot by the uncredited directors of Naughty America, the MPEG-2 offering standard definition (480 resolution) and a video bitrate typically in the 3.2 Mbps area when spot checked. The scenes were all basic and certainly not standing out as high end web-to-DVD efforts but fairly decent at showcasing curvy ladies fairly well. The composition of the shots was standard and basic, the camera spending most of the time favoring the ladies as they went through the paces with the various men, all of the scenarios minimalist at best. The audio was presented in 2.0 LCPM with a bitrate of 1536 Kbps, the ambient noises and musical elements pretty limited and not factors in enhancing the visual aspects at all, but not detracting from them either.
Body of Review: Naughty America is best known as an internet porn producer that releases a small number of scenes onto DVD in various series, probably as advertisements to their extensive collections of original content. Their scenes tend to be on the short side, a kind of “down and dirty” approach with minimal tease after some dialogue establishes the premise of whatever the scene is supposed to show. I was sent their latest release, called Ass Masterpiece 9since I am what is commonly referred to as an “ass man” but previous ventures into the series left me with the belief that anal was not going to be a frequent occurrence here, if shown at all. The ladies stacked up well though with Isis Love, Krissy Lynn, Sara Jay, Diamond Kitty, and Jayden Jaymes; the meat puppets faring substantially worse in most cases. That said, a quick look at their website did not show any of the scenes to be readily available at this time, their usual distribution method being to showcase scenes on the website before releasing a DVD. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Jayden Jaymes, an attractive brunette with gleaming eyes and an ever increasing rump, was up first in a generic tryst in an apartment living room, her bikini slowly taken off as Derrick Pierce came to service her. She spoke to the camera and masturbated, some oil added to her ass to make it look even better. He went down on her and she sat on his face, the various positions of vaginal penetration showing her to be an active rider when it suited her. She slobbed his knob at times to clean her juices off his pecker, her eye contact with him infrequent enough that I could not say they had any chemistry together. It ended when he beat out a round of genetic juice to her mouth and her boobs, some post coital head finishing things up well enough.
Scene Two: Isis Love, a busty brunette who also addressed the camera in a bikini (black and white striped), was up next as she teased outside in a sparse backyard. She striped and masturbated, some oil added to her rump as she bounced around with Daniel Hunter massaging her as she talked dirty. He fingered her and she dropped to her knees to blow him enthusiastically, the sound of cars driving by noticed a whole lot more than normal. He had some troubles getting an erection and she kept trying to revive his manhood, both of them doing extensive oral on one another until he was hard enough to vaginally pound her, Isis was an active rider but did not seem to care for him much, staying out back with him until he popped a wad of population pudding all over her ass cheek (which was the closest he came to tapping her curvy ass by the way).
Scene Three: Sara Jay, the fluffy gal sported on the front cover, might not be the stereotypical “hotty” to most males but she had a lot of self confidence and that has to count for something. She wore booty shorts and a bikini top that were both too small for her by a lot, Sara oiling up her legs during the talkative tease out by the back yard pool. She went into the shallow portion of the pool (perhaps a hot tub enabled section) and took off her shorts, her purple thong riding so deep inside her ass crack that it got lost. She then walked inside the house to blow naked John Strong, the man reclining as she ably worked him over orally as he smacked her ass. She liked the feel of his hand according to her moans, a bunch of titty fucking leading to more blowjobs and him porking her in doggy. This was her most passive position and she was otherwise okay at riding, her best work seen during the cowgirl positions where she impaled herself on him. The tryst ended when he plastered her mug with spunk, Sara tasting it but spitting it out too.
Scene Four: Krissy Lynn, a curvy blonde, was up next in a red mesh body suit with black bikini and boots to complement her look. She teased inside the house and smiled a lot, masturbating with a wand vibrator before Rocco Reed gobbled her gash. She blew him too, the hotty surprisingly passive in most of her vaginal positions. So she looked great but the technical aspects looked worst than most of the other scenes and the lack of chemistry was more pronounced this time, weakening the effort as a whole, the ending titty fuck unleashing his splooge all over her boobs.
Scene Five: Diamond Kitty, a busty Latina with big boobs and a shapely ass, was up last as she wore fishnets, a bikini/thong combo, and a frilly white garter belt with stripper shoes. Her tease seemed kind of rushed and mechanical but all the potential I’ve seen in her previous work was still there, her solo efforts better than the oral provided by Danny Wylde. He focused his oral attentions on her ass and she responded well enough, her oral initially provided during their 69 position. She gave him a titty fuck but was otherwise another very passive vaginal rider, neither of them appearing to enjoy much about their work this time. He closed things up by dousing her face with ball batter, the spew falling to her chest though she treated his semen as though it were toxic so she did not swallow any.
Summary: Ass Masterpiece 9 by Naughty America was worth a rating of Rent It to me, my long held belief being that fans would probably be better served obtaining a membership for a month or so to check out all the other scenes by your favored performers rather than scrape the tip of the iceberg with a DVD. In short, Ass Masterpiece 9 was fun enough for a few sessions of hand to gland action, the value as a keeper depending on your personal tastes in casting and type of vignettes but this might be better suited as an introduction to some of the company’s various series more than anything else so check it out. All of the ladies had some definite physical appeal but don’t expect the advertised “juicy, jiggly, plump round asses being pounded” the back cover stated since anal was alluded to but not delivered.
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