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Banging Tits & Ass


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 6/4/12



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

The Movie:

Third Degree recycles some ass and titty-centric scenes from previous releases in this new two disc set, Banging Tits & Ass, a title that leaves very little to the imagination. No seriously, there’s not much here to talk about outside of the whole sex scene description thing – no plot, not set up, no interesting trivia, nothing. That’s not to say that this isn’t decent if you’re in the right frame of mind for something like this, because it is, but let’s not fool ourselves into pretending that it’s something deep. Okay, rant over. So without further ado, let’s get down and check out who fucks who and how they do it:

Scene One – Kagney Linn Karter: This scene, from Trophy Wives, sees Ms. Karter reading in bed when the mood hits. Her man comes in and makes it pretty clear what he’s after and before you know it they’re making out. She gets her tits out and goes down on the lucky bastard and then she rides him reverse cowgirl styles. He eats her box and then she gets on her back and he fucks her missionary style, giving us a nice look at her shaved box, and then he plays with her tits before stroking off into her open and waiting mouth. Not a remarkable scene by any stretch but Karter gives as good as she gets and shows nice enthusiasm here.

Scene Two – Kristina Rose: This second scene originated with Up’R Class 6 and it starts with curvy dark haired Kristina flirting with the camera and oohing and awing up to the lens. It’s not convincing but soon enough her man shows up and before she blows him she spreads her legs and gives us a finger bang show. At any rate, he shows up and digs in, chowing down on her expertly groomed twat and having his fill. She responds in kind and gives him head before getting on her back and letting him fuck that box missionary style. She gets on all fours and lets him fuck her up the ass for a spell and then the pair slip onto their side for some anal spooning. She goes down and offers up some ass to mouth action and he blows that heavy load into her mouth and onto her neck and tits to end a fairly well performed and well shot scene.

Scene Three – Phoenix Marie: This scene, from Tits Ahoy9, lets blonde Phoenix tease the camera and masturbate to get our attention. She works the camera and gets us all turned on and when her man shows up her top comes off and he grabs those tits like his life depends on it. He bends her over and fucks her from behind before spoon fucking her, after which she climbs up on top and rides him cowgirl style, sweat running down her ass crack. She’s shaved in this scene, for those who care. She gets on her back and he fucks her hard and then she rides him cowgirl style one last time before he pulls out and blows his load across her fake tits and cleavage ending a pretty average scene. There’s really not much here that’ll stick in your craw once it’s over and done with. It’s not bad at all, just unremarkable.

Scene Four – Shyla Styles: Ms. Styles, if that is her real name, brings us this scene that originated in Bleached To The Bone 2, so you just know you’re going to get your fill of fake blonde action here. Like the other ladies in this compilation, we get a fairly obvious tease scene to get us going but to Shyla’s credit she gives her box a good workout and can’t help but get your attention. Her man comes into frame with his hard cock in hand ready for head and she gives him just what he wants. He fucks her from behind and then they spoon fuck for a few minutes before he gets on his back and she rides him cowgirl style. They start with her twat but move to her ass and she takes that long and deep and gets pretty into it before pulling off of him and stroking him to a big finish as she takes him down her throat until he’s good to go at which point he squirts a whole lot of man chowder across her rack and her mouth ending a very cliché ‘big titted fake blonde’ porno movie scene. If that’s what you dig, get on with your bad self.

Scene Five – Sara Sloane: Cute, curvy Sara Sloane brings us a scene from Asstounding, which she starts off with a tease scene in which she makes it clap for the camera. She fucks herself with her fingers for a few until her man shows up, at which point she gobbles his cock like she hasn’t eaten in months. After taking him as far down her throat as is humanly possible, he eats her box for a bit and after that she sucks his nuts and plays with her silicone funbags. She rides him cowgirl style, nice fishnets, after which she gets on all fours and lets him fuck her from behind. She rides him reverse cowgirl style, vaginally and then anally, after which he pulls out and makes a deposit inside her – internal cum shot alert!

Scene Six – KcKenzee Miles: This scene, from Phone Fucks, starts off with curvy McKenzee in bed flirting with the camera. She plays with herself a bit and uses her iPhone to capture the action. Her man shows up and plays with her shaved box and then she gives him a hummer. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and then gets on all fours for some doggy style action. They go at it missionary style and then he spoon fucks her up the ass for a few minutes, after which he gets her back on all fours for more of the same, that pesky iPhone making more homemade porn for the pair. He pulls out and goops on her face, ending the scene but not ending the first disc. Damn this is a long one…

Scene Seven– Julia Ann: This scene, from Bog Boob Orgy 2, picks up with the action already underway, Julia’s got her tongue down this guy’s throat and her big fake tits all over his cock and chest – ooh, yeah. They make out for a bit and he eats her box and she blows him and then rides him cowgirl style and reverse cowgirl style. He fingers her pussy and ass and then slips his dong up her backdoor and gives that ass a hefty fucking. She sucks his cock and strokes him off a bit and then shoots his load onto and across her, ending the first disc.

Scene Eight – Brooke Haven: Blonde Brooke Haven, in a scene from Only In Your Dreams, teases the camera and us in her French maid outfit and then plays with her hairy box for a few minutes. Her man moves into frame and is lucky enough to attract her attention at which point she strokes him off and gives him head. He slips it in and she rides him reverse cowgirl style, and then she gets on all fours and he fucks that box from behind. She blows him and gets on her back for some old people style fucking, and they go at it that way for a while until he pulls out and she sucks him to a sloppy facial finish.

Scene Nine – Courtney Cummz: This scene, from Courtney’s Fantasies, sees the attractive blonde headliner, tease the camera and talk dirty to us for a few minutes. She plays with herself, her tits looking quite natural which is a nice touch on this disc and definitely going against the grain. Two dudes come into the room and before you know it she’s sucking dick like it’s going out of style. The guys take turns fucking her from behind and getting their knobs polished, going back and forth and filling her holes as they see fit. She gets it up the ass at one point which leads to the inevitable double penetration scene after which they guys gets her on her knees so they can stroke off onto her face and into her mouth. If you dig DP scenes, you’ll dig this one, otherwise it’s not much to write home about BUT Courtney does have a killer rack and a pretty face and a nice body – yeah, she’s hot.

Scene Ten – Angel Dark: Sexy dark haired Angel Dark, in a scene from Water Melons 2, fucks us with her sexy eyes before any clothes come off. She looks great and she knows it, teasing us and then playing with herself until her man comes into the frame, at which point she shows off her tits and then she gives him a champion quality blowjob. She rides him reverse cowgirl style, showing us what a good job she does grooming, and then they spoon fuck for a bit. He grabs her tits and flips her around and fucks that pussy from behind, before giving her a spin and getting her on her back and fucking her missionary style. He pulls out and shoots a fairly epic amount of goop onto her rack and ends the best scene on the disc. Angel is just a stone cold fox who makes every scene matter – definitely the stand out here.

Scene Eleven – Francesca Le: If anyone knows about The Art Of Anal (the movie this scene was taken from), it’s foxy, slutty, completely fuckable Frencesca Le, who shows off her old school lingerie and stockings to get our attention. Once she’s got it she plays with herself and when the boy toy de jour shows up, she gobbles his dong like it matters. She fucks her cunt and ass and uses some toys on her bung hole and then gets on her side for some spoon fucking. She gets on all fours and takes him up her ass then they go at it missionary style and anal reverse cowgirl style before he gets her on all fours and pounds her ass like it’s life depends on it, after which he pulls out and shoots his goop all over all over her face and neck as she dutifully gobbles down everything he gives her. This is the second best scene on the disc if only because Me. Le really gives 110% percent (and looks great doing it – the old school lingerie helps too!).

Scene Twelve – Jayden Jamez: This lovely dark haired lady with enormous and not at all realistic tits gets into things right fast and proper, making out with her man and playing with his prick as soon as she’s able. The black bikini comes off and she goes down on him, after which she gets on all fours and lets him fuck her pussy from behind. She rides him cowgirl style and then he fucks her tits for a few before getting her on her back and giving her some missionary style love. From there, well, he’s good and fired up so he pulls out and fires a few ounces of cum onto her cleavage, which makes sense when you think about it. I’d do the same. A pretty solid scene, this lady has got it going on for sure.

Scene Thirteen – Bobbi Starr: Our ‘starr’ for this scene is one of the most daring AND beautiful performers in the world of porn right now and if you disagree, well, you’re a liar. Bobbi Starr is hot stuff – and she’s fearless. This scene, from Ass The World Turns, is good but not her best - but yeah, pay attention, it’s worth at least that much. Though Bobbi is best when left to her own devices, hey, she’s got to pay the bills too. This scene starts off with some solo play and then gives her mystery man a nice deep throat cock sucking session, the kind that most of us only dream about. She rides this guy reverse cowgirl style and then reverse cowgirl style and then she gives him head. He flips her over and fucks her up her awesome ass, and then she rides him anally reverse cowgirl style. She pulls off of him and strokes his cock until he squirts into her mouth and ends a very nice ass-centric scene, steamy stuff – Bobbi rules.

Scene Fourteen – Ricki White: This final scene, from Oil Rigs, lets her flirt with the camera and grease her own ass up for the camera. She plays with herself a bit and gives her clit a pretty serious work out, and when her man comes into the frame he wisely gets her oiled up ass on all fours in front of him and plays with it a bit. She rides him cowgirl style and then stops to give him head, after which he fucks her doggy style, which she definitely seems to dig. She hits him up with some pussy to mouth action, and then he flips her on her side and fucks her up the ass, her backdoor so heavily lubed she really doesn’t seem to mind much at all. He pulls out and strokes off onto her pussy, ass and everything in between making quite a mess which she seems completely okay, ending the scene and the compilation.

The DVD

Video:

Banging Tits & Ass is a shot on digital video production which looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 non-anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes as well as some distracting interlacing occurring throughout playback. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.

Sound:

The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue, of which there is generally only a little bit, comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.

Extras:

Extras are comprised of a cum shot recap, scene selection…. and that’s it.

Final Thoughts:

Banging Tits & Ass Isn’t really anything all that interesting but it is two discs worth of well shot all sex gonzo porn. The girls are… okay. Some are great, some are more plastic than person. This one really comes down to what you want out of porno. If you dig fake blondes with big tits (and nobody is judging you here), you’ll dig this. If you want something a little more ‘outside the box’ or a little more ‘natural’ then, well, yeah, this isn’t going to work for you. With the two discs being as middle of the road as they are and with everything in this release being available everywhere else, the obvious choice is to ‘rent it’ so let’s go with that. It feels right – RENT IT!



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