Audio/Video Quality: Fair Quality – Shot with an aspect ratio of 4:3
Price of DVD:$24.99
Overview: Naughty America’s Fast Times Vol. 9 brings us five scenes featuring hot young girls that we’re made to believe are in college, thrown into several off-kilter scenarios that always end up with them having sex. Going into this review I found that the film wasn’t shot in a widescreen format and as a result it suffers from a somewhat inferior quality when compared to most of the other titles currently available. Having said that, let’s find out if this flick is able to redeem itself.
Scene 1 –Rylie Richman: (4/5) Rylie is a cute blonde with gauges, and when we first see her she’s tearing apart her boyfriend’s room under the suspicion that he’s secretly a pervert. She rummages through his belongings before stumbling across a skin rag. It’s at this point that her boyfriend enters the room, she confronts him and then aims to prove that she can be just as “slutty” as the girls he lusts over between the pages of the dirty magazines he’s hording. She begins by playfully shoving the stud and eventually slides her hand down his pants. Before long Rylie’s boyfriend is lying on his bed while the blonde removes his jeans and administers a rather impressive blowjob, complete with gagging and spit. This girl really knows how to work a dick. The stud ends up getting up off the bed and stands upright while he face fucks Rylie, gripping the back of her head and pulling her forward till his dick tickles the back of her throat. Next the starlet is stripped of her clothes and the two ‘69’ for a while. Then we have Rylie on all fours while her partner gives it to her rough from behind. She fucks him back from time to time and really puts in the extra effort to please her partner. A point goes to Rylie for her enthusiasm. After watching her getting fucked doggy from several different camera angles, the two spoon and bang and then the starlet rides her man in the cowgirl position while the bed creaks underneath the weight of their wriggling bodies. Rylie then switches to reverse cowgirl and during the act she asks the stud to jerk off in her face. He’s happy to oblige and shoots a fat load that gets into Rylie’s eyes and mouth. This stood as a fine scene.
Scene 2 –Ally Kay: (2/5) The scene starts off with two guys trying to out-bro each other while engaging in a conversation revolving around the number of girls’ panties they’ve both collected. They notice Ally showering inside their frat house and one of them enters and waits for her to exit. Then we find out that Ally needs to fuck a frat brother in order to get into the good graces of the sorority she’s rushing for. Her new friend is more than happy to lend a hand. She strips naked and lets the bald stud lick her bald pussy. Ally has the tendency to squeal and make annoying noises while she giggles and jerks her head about chaotically. She’s definitely a freak in the sack, and she’s not bad to look at, but her quirks get to be annoying and do little to help anyone from maintaining an erection, it does get that bad at points. So, while she rubs her snatch, her partner fucks her in the wheelbarrow position and she lies on her back to suck his dick. She blows him for a while and we’ve got some nice tight shots of Ally’s pretty mug mashed up against her partner’s cock and then we see her ride the dude reverse cowgirl. She makes inappropriate comments and continues being overly annoying with her weird mannerisms. She sucks her partner’s dick once again and then rides him cowgirl while the two drip with sweat. They spoon and fuck and then the stud does her doggy style while Ally makes animal noises. Her partner grips her by the back of the neck, then rests both palms on her ass and follows up the fucking with a popshot that lands in and around Ally’s mouth. The starlet sucks the stud’s dick bone dry and the screen fades to black.
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Scene 3 –Vanessa Cage: (3/5) Vanessa is on the phone talking about how badly she wants in at one of the sororities on campus and is told that if she wants to make it in she has one day to fuck a professor. Simple enough. The hot blonde shows up to visit her prof at his empty classroom and tells him that she’s not able to retain the information outlined in the class curriculum. Apparently she’s an ‘A’ student so her teacher asks why she’s really there, and that’s when she comes clean and tells him that she needs to fuck him to be accepted by her sorority. He’s against it at first, says he’s flattered and doesn’t want to lose his job, but minutes later the dirty blonde bimbo is calling God’s name. The two begin to make out, Vanessa takes off her professor’s shirt as he caresses her tits and then he sits down on a chair and watches as the hotty takes off her top and plants her ass on his desk. Next she undoes her jean shorts, tears off her heart-patterned bra and plays with her love balloons. Her partner starts groping her and sucks at her nipples. The teacher returns to his seat and Vanessa mounts him and starts to gyrate. She’s completely naked now and takes a knee to service the teach with her mouth. We get to witness a nice blowjob, before the stud licks her pussy and plays with her asshole. Then he sticks his dick in her tight pink slit and bangs her on his desk. Next he joins the blonde atop his desk and she rides him reverse cowgirl and we get to see her lovely breasts jiggle around for a while. Afterward, the stud gives it to her doggy, and after alternating between two different positions, Vanessa’s professor cums in her mouth. She kisses the head of his penis as jizz drips down her chin.
Scene 4 –Tanner Mayes: (3/5) Tanner Mayes takes her boyfriend to her parents’ house, and with very little setup, she removes her top and blows her tattooed boyfriend on a stairwell. Tanner has a nice slender figure with all right titties and long brownish hair that partly covers her big hoop earrings. She continues to blow her partner and it isn’t long before she’s in the buff and the two are bumping uglies on the stairwell. Tanner has one leg over the banister for support and her partner gives it to her nice and rough from behind. There’s some more oral sex followed by the brunette banging her beau in the cowgirl position. She switches to reverse cowgirl and they go at it some more before she lies back on the stairs with her legs spread and allows for her pussy to get pounded some more. The two are sweating profusely by scene’s end and as Tanner’s mascara begins to run, her boyfriend squirts a hot load on her pretty little mug.
Scene 5 –Cassandra Nix: (4/5) Cassandra is pretty hot. She’s tanned, has long flowing brown hair, nice small tits and a cute little ass. She’s at her friend’s house and reveals that she likes him, while he’s been oblivious the whole time through. One thing leads to another and the two are swapping spits on the couch. Cassandra plays with herself while her partner smooches on her legs and licks her feet and then he makes with eating her pussy. The hot brunette returns the favor and blows her new buddy taking his dick as far down her throat as she can. She gets an ‘A’ for effort as she drools and gags on his dick. Next her partner drills her pussy from behind while taking the time to slap her ass good and hard every once and a while. He also manages to stick one of his digits up her ass, and the cute starlet loves every second of it. Then Cassandra rides the stud reverse cowgirl and it’s here where we first notice her puffy areolas. The fucking continues until the starlet breaks from it to suck her partner’s cock. Afterward, she rides him cowgirl, before he fucks her in the wheelbarrow position and slaps the bejesus out of her tits. Finally the scene ends with the stud cumming in Cassandra’s mouth. She swallows the sticky load and licks her fingers clean of any semen.
Final Summation: This film, while watchable, is entirely forgettable. With the exception of one or two scenes, what you end up getting is a lot of filler. The sex is average and while all of the featured girls are attractive, they weigh in at just about average in looks as well. The fact that this movie wasn’t shot in widescreen and I was reduced to watching it in a 4:3 letterbox format was a big letdown, especially since the DVD is priced at well over twenty bucks. There’s not much more I can say about Fast Times Vol. 9. Naughty America has a great reputation for putting out quality stuff on the Internet, but when it comes to this venture, it seems like they’ve really missed their mark. Skip it.