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Busty Cops


Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/13/12



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Busty Cops

Wicked Pictures

Genre: Vignette, Police, Big Boobs

The Extras

Director: Jonathan Morgan

Cast: Samantha Saint, Xander Corvus, Lisa Ann, Carlo Carrera, Jenna Presley, Tommy Gunn, Summer Brielle, Dani Daniels, Alektra Blue, Mick Blue

Length: 115:22 minutes

Alektra Blue with Ramon in the bonus scene

Date of Production: Not Provided

Extras: The 17:04 minute long bonus scene from Busty Invaders From Mars will appeal to many fans so it is described below. There were trailers, a photogallery, a promotional reel, and a slip cover for the DVD case but that was all.

Condoms: Yes


Audio/Video Quality: Busty Cops was offered up in the usual 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jonathan Morgan for Wicked Pictures. Using Francois Clousot as the director of photography, Jonathan again displayed a knack for blending all the usual elements to satire police procedures and give fans ample big boob play too, the bit rate, lighting, and other visual elements all handled well for the most part. There were some issues with cropping heads off at times (to focus on genitalia) but the use of police styled uniforms, a generic police car, and all the trimmings helped make this one as fun as some of his older works I always appreciated, the visual aspects of the show proving he hasn’t lost his touch. The audio was presented in 5.1 Dolby Digital English with a bitrate of 384 Kbps, the vocals very clear in all cases, the merry music and ambient sound effects enough to convey the spoof nature of the vignettes. While not a big budget extravaganza, the modest approach worked for the material presented nicely enough to entertain.

Samantha Saint

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Body of Review: Jonathan Morgan has long been the “go to” director at Wicked Pictures when it came to comedy, his peers doing a decent job too but hardly the belly busting outrageousness Jonathan tends to provide in his movies. While I have not seen many of his movies in recent years, his latest to come in for review, Busty Cops, was a cute take on some of the stereotypical mannerisms used by our protectors, all pornified to make for an entertaining package. There were five scenes and each outlined a distinctly separate vignette, using hotties such as Samantha Saint, Lisa Ann, Alektra Blue, and others as the female officers used their position in a way that might be creepy if the roles were reversed (such as a male cop taking advantage of her suspects). The added dynamic here was that each of the lady cops had big, bouncy boobs to play with, each of the people they encountered for a sexual tryst getting to sample their fleshy racks.

Lisa Ann

The back cover described the movie like this: “Look out Los Angeles! The babes of the LABD are here! That’s right, the gals of the Los Angeles Busty Division are taking on criminals in their own boobylicious way! Car thieves, noise violators, peeping toms, they’re all gonna get a taste of justice, LABD style…Here’s to getting caught with your pants down!” The press release then stated it like this: “Wicked Pictures has announced the release of "Busty Cops," the new DVD from contract director Jonathan Morgan. The release is described as a sexy, lighthearted XXX romp featuring Wicked Girl Alektra Blue and Lisa Ann. "With their dangerous curves and feminine wiles, these buxom beauties always get their men," the company said. As the upbeat action begins, the citizens of Southern California are introduced to a peacekeeping force called the Los Angeles Busty Division. As a new wave of crime rocks the City of Angels, the LABD's crimefighters hit the streets and the sheets. From cunning car thieves to a sly peeping Tom who gets more than he bargained for, Blue, Lisa Ann and Samantha catch an assortment of smooth criminals with their pants down. They are assisted by Jenna Presley, Dani Daniels and Summer Brielle. The criminals are comprised of Karlo Karrera, Mick Blue, Tommy Gunn, and Xander Corvus. "Busty Cops" includes a bonus sex scene featuring Blue and Ramon Nomar, trailer and a photo gallery.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:

Jenna Presley with Tommy

Scene One: Bait Car Sting Operation: Samantha Saint, a beautiful blond babe with incredibly sexy eyes, was up first dealing with a car thief Xander Corvus, the perpetrator as clueless as any of the mopes in porn as to what was about to take place. He took the car and Samantha chased him down, the gal frisking him to find his real weapon, his growing bulge impressing her enough to make a deal. She kissed him and their hands started roaming freely, her ample cleavage revealed even more to show Xander what he was in store for. He gobbled her gash and she slobbed his knob, some active vaginal riding positions on the patrol car leading to her milking his nuts dry of spunk that flew all over her tits.

Summer Brielle and Dani Daniels

Scene Two: Code 215: Lisa Ann, a curvy brunette that needs no introduction, was up next as she took on noisy neighbor Carlo Carrera. Her shirt was unbuttoned across the chest and she walked up to the guy as he exercised to lame music, the lady helping him to “come to terms” the old fashioned way. They compromised as to how they could handle things, Lisa reaching over to kiss him as their hands began to explore one another. They remained outside by the pool on the overcast day, their kissing growing more urgent as they warmed up. He savored her breasts and she power sucked his knob before sitting on his face while he ate her out. Like most such scenes, his condom magically appeared and they were banging actively, Lisa groaning in pleasure on the pool deck. This continued until he beat his meat free of genetic juice all over her stomach, no follow up to truly sell the idea but still a nice bang session.

Alektra Blue with Mick

Scene Three: Operation GOTCHA: Jenna Presley, a curvy brunette with savory curves, was up next in a motel room for a prostitution sting where she put the moves on Tommy Gunn. Rather than bust him like the chump seen during the introductory, his timid demeanor and muscular body turned her on so she turned off the spy camera to jump his bones. She wore a sheer pink top and black thong, the gal unfastening his suit pants to find his pecker to her liking as well. She inhaled the cock and became a slutty buddy of epic proportions, impaling her snatch on his rod rather than delay things by having him go down on her too. Alektra then did her water works act (some call it “squirting”) and appeared to get off for real, her over the top dirty talk and active vaginal riding leading to Tommy rubbing out his load of population pudding all over her tits.

Scene Four: Code 323: Summer Brielle, a busty blond bombshell, was next up as a cop looking for a peeping Tom, the lady busting a guy who later turned out to be role playing with cutie brunette Dani Daniels. Dani explained what she was doing dancing around in the living room in front of the large picture windows, her black and purple lingerie exciting Summer even more when the gamesmanship was explained. Summer verbally bantered with Dani about some possibilities, her oath to protect and serve emphasizing the “service” part of things. The ladies kissed and caressed one another, each getting some ample time to orally admire boobs, butts, and pussy as well as finger. This appeared to be a lipstick lesbian tryst but still hot thanks to the physical appeal, no ball batter displayed (nor did it need to be), though I enjoyed the 69 even if it seemed to end to abruptly (the ladies were still going at each other).

Scene Five: Interrogation Procedure: Alektra Blue, the multi-colored hair gal on the left side of the front cover, was up next with suspect Mick Blue, the gal trying to get a confession out of the man. Their stage names notwithstanding, they were not related but they acted like an old married couple, Alektra trying to coerce a confession by any means possible. She made him offers and as soon as it turned to sex (for a confession of jaywalking), Mick gave in to sample her delights. They kissed in the barren room, her utility belt coming off and shirt opening up to reveal her red bikini undies. They kissed and pawed each other soundly, Alektra pulling out his pecker to aggressively slob his knob. Mick reciprocated and they began pounding into each other vaginally, Alektra trying to get the most for her efforts when bent over the table. Her big boobs bounced around and she provided a stream of dirty talk as she diddled herself during the penetrative acts, the guy tossing off his splooge all over her chest before she closed it up with some post coital head.

Bonus Scene: Busty Invaders From Mars: At the hospital, the lovely Alektra, is working on an experiment with Ramon. She shows off the rack a little and tests his arousal as she turns the heat on. I think I’d be at a 10 pretty quick. She continues to undress and dance for him and then climbs on top and then decides to get some more info, as she heads south and bobs on his cock. She follows that up with a wet blowjob, going pretty deep on his cock, and then he insists she sit on his face for some 69 action. She ends up on the table, as he starts off with some missionary action, as once again we get some nice boob bouncing. There should be some titty fucking action to at some point in time, but we shall see. It seems the hard pounding is bringing her to the verge of cumming and losing her breath. She climbs on top and wiggles and hops her pussy on his cock for him, and then he drives her crazy once again as he takes control and pounds her pussy once again. The chemistry between these two, is what was missing the previous scene. Well after some spoon action, he pulls out and explodes all over her pussy, well I guess I was wrong. (review by Sean)

Summary: Busty Cops by director Jonathan Morgan for Wicked Pictures showed that the director has not lost his ability to make folks laugh, the short vignettes always starting off with some slightly exaggerated policing encounter gone astray before the sexual misconduct was started. Sexually, some of the pairings were better than others but each of them provided some replay value, strokability, and laughter, the result being a healthy rating of Recommended or better, depending on how much you like the players. In short, while Busty Cops was a much more modest title than my very favorites released by the director over the years, it was fun enough and sexy enough to appreciate the director’s obsession with big boobs so give it a look.


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