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Jerk Me Bitch

Studio: Pulse Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/13/12

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Jerk Me Bitch

Pulse/Dirty Productions

Ashley Grace in the bonus scene

Genre: Handjobs, Web-To-DVD

Director: Dommy B.and Al-B

Cast: Maria Lopresti, Lindy Lane, Fanny, Kim Kennedy, Jasmine Jolie, Alexia Skye, Kasey Chase, Selena Skye; Ashley Grace (bonus scene only)

Length: 97:44 minutes

Maria Lopresti

Date of Production: There was no information in this regard.

Extras: The best extra for most of us will be the 9:20 minute bonus scene from the Miami Bad Girls website by Ashley Grace. She blew some uncredited mope in POV fashion while smoking a cancer stick, her eye contact not bad when she wasn’t focusing on her work at hand jerking the tattooed dude off. There was also a photogallery, a 5:48 minute long cumshot recap, and some trailers.

Lindy Lane

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Jerk Me Bitch was presented in two different aspect ratios (it depended on the individual scenes); either 1.33:1 full frame or in 1.78:1 widescreen as shot by directors Dommy B. and Al-B for Pulse Distribution. The cameras jerked around a lot and the framing issues with most scenes were distracting to say the least. The lighting was okay though and for a bare bones approach, I’ve seen a lot worse. The audio was in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital and despite some parts where the vocals were not as clear, most of the footage allowed the viewer to hear the comments from both sides of the camera (as well as all ambient noises in the background).


Kim Kennedy

Body of Review: Dommy B. and Al-B are directors of web porn that is now bundled up on DVD for release by Pulse Distribution. The first title coming to me for review is called Jerk Me Bitch, my promise to give it a “quick look” rather than a detailed review based on a friend’s request. Of interest to me were a few of the cast members, the ladies all credited by the men completely left out, given they had some potential to work in bigger projects. For the most part, all of the ladies provided a decent round of handjob fun, the happy endings proving that it is almost impossible to screw up in providing some full service handiwork.

Jasmine Jolie


Alexia Skye

The back cover described the movie like this: "Every man's fantasy is to have a hot girl, down on her knees, ready and willing to do anything you say. You look down into her eyes and tell her, 'JERK ME BITCH!' Get ready to watch 8 of the hottest girls pleasure these hard cocks using only their hands! And well... some suck it too! These girls please their men until they erupt all over their hands. And don't forget to check out the cock-throbbing bonus scene featuring Alexis Grace!" Here’s a brief look at the ladies noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kasey Chase

Selena Skye

Summary: Jerk Me Bitch by director Dommy B. for Pulse Distribution was surprisingly okay. Okay, I admit that the looks of cover hotty Lindy Lane worked in her favor and Maria looked like a neighbor’s daughter, smoking lovers will appreciate Kim Kennedy, Fanny was mechanical but dedicated, Jasmine Jolie just coy enough to want to fuck her thanks to that sweet ass of hers, perky Alexia Skye seemed right out of high school, Kasey Chase was demure but pleasing, Selena Skye very outgoing, and Ashley Grace (in the bonus scene only) worth a glance or three. There was little replay value in most of the scenes for me but I’d be lying if for all my preferences for high end gonzo or parody porn I did not say I had some fun with this one. The freshness of the ladies overcame (sorry for the pun) the small peckers they worked with and the modest amounts of genetic juice, population pudding, spunk, splooge, and ball batter unleashed was all on the light side. Still, while I thought the folks that made the cover did a fine selling job, the movie did increase my interest in checking out the company website for more so give it a look as a Rent It. In short, Jerk Me Bitchis not destined to win scores of major awards or lead the industry into the next phase of advancement but for someone into handjobs, it was good.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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