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Studio: New Sensations » Review by Charles Bukkake » Review Date: 6/27/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo, Small Tits

Director: Eddie Powell

Cast: Jenna J. Ross, Lexi Bloom, Lily Carter, Mandy Armani, Mae Olsen, Ashley Stone, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Bruce Venture, Danny Mountain, Anthony Rosano

Length: 1 hr. 55 mins.

Release Year: 2012

Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, Company Information, Pick Your Pleasure Feature, Behind The Scenes

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality: Excellent Quality – Shot in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9

Price of DVD: $21.99

Overview: In this New Sensations offering, four girls are handpicked to get dicked by four well-endowed male partners in a movie that borders on being about two hours long. The girls are hot, the production value is stellar, the camera work is top-notch and the movie also goes on to include two bonus scenes featuring the likes of the lovable Lexi Bloom and the sexy Lily Carter. What’s not to like?

Scene 1 – Jenna J. Ross and Mr. Pete: (3/5) We cut to find the stunning Jenna J. Ross lounging rather seductively in a hot tub. Beads of sweat outline the curves of her perfect frame and she appears completely in the buff. Mr. Pete casually walks over to meet the longhaired brunette and the two quickly make out. Pete pinches Jenna’s nipples as the make out session turns to heavy petting. Kudos go to the camera guy who does a great job catching all of the dirty details with all the right close up shots to wet our collective appetites. Next we find the two lying on the carpet and Mr. Pete makes with finger banging the sexy little brunette with some added intensity. Then, he flips her on her back and works her ass over with his tongue. Jenna gives a nice blowjob, which is then followed by some spooning and fucking. The starlet rubs her snatch as Pete goes balls deep in her pussy and then he bangs her doggy for a while. Afterwards, Jenna rides her partner and after a few variations in sexual positions, Mr. Pete blows his load allover her mouth and face.

Scene 2 – Mae Olsen and Mark Ashley: (4/5) Mae is a cute curly-headed chick who’s resting in bed beside a sleeping Mark Ashley. She’s wearing a long low-cut tee shirt and panties. After a while she grows bored of watching her partner sleep and decides to wrap her perfectly manicured fingers around Mark’s dick. She licks the length of the shaft before placing the entire head of his penis in her mouth. Mark finally wakes up and starts caressing Mae before peeling away her shirt. She continues to blow him, and then he returns the favor and follows that up with sticking his dick in her tight pink slit. After another quick blowjob, he enters her from behind, she rides him something fierce, the two spoon and fuck and then Mark fingers Mae until she’s gushing vagina slime. After some more penetration we get to see Mae with a dick in her mouth and before long Mark shoots a fat stringy load of jizz that the starlet catches with her tongue.

Scene 3 – Ashley Stone and Bruce Venture: (4/5) The scene opens with Ashley, a sexy blonde starlet who’s seen brushing her teeth in the bathroom while wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties. She sets her toothbrush aside to make out with Bruce Venture who pulls down her panties and sticks his cock in her snatch while the young starlet rests her ass on the tiled countertop. Next, Bruce takes Ashley from behind and we get to see the starlet’s somewhat pained expression cast in the mirror in front of her. The blonde knockout gets on her knees and delivers a nice and energetic blowjob while the camera feasts on her body. Afterward, Bruce lies down and Ashley rides him before sucking his dick. Then the two end up in the shower together, Mark gets blown, the two fuck some more and Ashley’s face gets treated to a hefty amount of ball goo. 

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Scene 4 – Mandy Armani and Mark Ashley: (5/5) Mandy Armani is a hot curvy blonde who’s naked and in the middle of getting a full body massage. Her masseur, Mark Ashley, takes great care in caressing every inch of Mandy’s tight bod and we’re given plenty of nice camera angles to get us psyched for the sex that’s sure to happen soon. Mark fingers Mandy and then she undoes his pants and starts yanking his crank while he plays with her pussy. Afterward, the blonde bombshell is fucked slowly while resting her body on the massage table. Mark eats her out and then flips her over and fucks her doggy style. Next Mandy sucks her partner’s hard rod and rides him cowgirl before he blows his biscuits allover her heaving breasts. This was the first time I saw Mandy in action, and it likely won’t be the last scene of hers that I check out as she most definitely has the goods and gave a rock solid performance that should not be missed.

Bonus Scene 1 – Lexi Bloom and Danny Mountain: (4/5) In this scene taken from She’s So Cute #2 Lexi Bloom is pictured wearing a pink cotton top, panties and a pair of Chuck Taylor’s. She’s on a bed and starts to pleasure herself before Danny Mountain shows up to lick her pussy. He fingers the starlet and this gets Lexi well in the mood. The two ‘69’, Lexi rides her partner cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl before the two spoon and fuck. The hot brunette blows the stud, he gives it to her from behind and then enters her for some deep penetration while she lies on her back. The scene ends with Danny blowing his load on Lexi’s bald pussy. Lexi tends to be very vocal in this scene, which could be taken as a mild annoyance, but the sex here was exceptionally good nonetheless.

Bonus Scene 2 – Lily Carter and Anthony Rosano: (3/5) This Lily Carter scene was plucked from She’s So Cute #3 where we see the slender brunette change her wardrobe a bunch of times while pausing to shoot photos of herself in her bedroom. After she gets off while pleasuring herself, Anthony Rosano shows up and rings the doorbell. Lily greets him and drags the stud to her bedroom where she performs oral sex. The two ‘69’ and then Lily rides her partner reverse cowgirl and squeals and moans as her legs tremble and shake. Anthony fucks Lily in several additional positions and gets a little rough several times during the hanky panky. After some hard fucking on the part of Rosano, Lily readies herself to receive a sizeable load of cum in her mouth and then the scene ends.  

Final Summation: Pretty.Dirty was a fun flick that showcased talented young girls who each shined in their respective segments. However, the film itself was short, totaling in only four original scenes. And while the two bonus vignettes were excellent, they felt more like padding than anything else. What this movie does have going for it are flawlessly produced scenes that were shot exceptionally well, and a roster of talent that had a lot of screen chemistry. Not to mention the fact that there were a ton of extras that made it onto the DVD, so there you go. Despite it being a little on the short side and having two older bonus scenes lazily tacked on, Pretty.Dirty was still pretty good. This one comes recommended


Charles Bukkake

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