Mike Adriano is an assman, so it makes sense that he’d not only want to direct Anal Bombshells, a recent two disc offering of ass blasting depravity from Evil Angel, but star in each of the four scenes as well. Four scenes? Wait, isn’t this a two disc set? Yep, and four scenes is correct – but these are four loooonnnggg scenes, so you do get your money’s worth so far as you’re cool with the talent selected for this release. Given that lovely Eva Angelina headlines the whole thing, odds are pretty good that you will be. So yeah, here we are in Anal Bombshell land, where the girls like it up the butt and you like to watch. There’s no plot to discuss, no storyline to evaluate, just lots and lots of hardcore backdoor action. So without further ado…
Chapter 1 - Eva Angelina: Eva, who just hasn’t been the same since getting her boobs done, still looks good. Though not as prolific as she was a few years ago, she talks up the camera in a pink mesh bodysuit, keeping her glasses on and looking all the foxier for it. After the talk, we get the tease as she shows off her body and plays with herelf. Mike comes into the frame and sucks her tits and fingers her ass to get her warmed up. She responds in kind and drops to her knees for a great oral session that we watch POV style. He gets on his back and she rides him and then the ass fucking starts. She gets on all fours and he fucks her from behind and she plays with her pussy for a good long while, getting herself off and looking great. The scene ends when Mike pulls out and blows his load into her open, waiting mouth which she dutifully slops around and gets messy with. A very solid opening scene proving once again why Eva is as popular as she is amongst porn hounds the world over.
Chapter 2 – Kagney Linn Karter: From a latin flavored brunette in the opening scene, we switch things up to a foxy, curvy blonde white lady for the second. Kagney starts her scene off the same way Eva did, talking us up a bit and then showing off her body, paying lots of attention to her very full ass cheeks – yowza! She knows she’s got the curves that matter and isn’t shy about it. Mike plays with her tits and ass and gives her a good warm up session using his mouth the way and where she wants him to. He eats her ass and then they head inside where she sits backwards on the toilet for a bit and shows off her back door. She blows him and then rides him, anally, cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl style. Lots of gaping and cheek shaking here, with a lot of ass to mouth here. She gets all sloppy with the blowjob and then gets on her back and lets him fuck her asshole some more. He plays with her pierced pussy as he reems her and then they go at it doggy style, as she really grinds her ass onto his dong, until he unloads into her mouth and onto her very pretty face. Kagney is one of the hottest gals in the biz these days and it’s with good reason. Watch this scene and figure it out for yourself. Scorching!
Chapter 3 – Remy LaCroix: Lean, lithe dark haired Remy shows off her booty on a work out machine, as Mike comes in and out of frame to play with those hypnotically awesome ass cheeks. Once the tease is over with and she’s fingered both her ass and her shaved box, Mike eats her from behind and tongues her hoop for a bit. She presses her ass against some glass and then sits backwards on a chair so he can go down some more, and then they get into some water enema play for a bit. Lots of gaping and oozing here, and then she gets on all fours so that he can fuck her ass from behind. She rides him both ways, then gets doggy’d some more, and as the scene winds down she swallows as much of his cock as she can, taking him down into the nether regions of her throat and finishing the scene that way. This chick is hot. Really hot. Sexy green eyes that she uses really effectively to seduce the camera and a lot of spirit. She takes it like a champ and seems to really like what she’s doing here – very good stuff.
Chapter 4 – Anissa Kate: Last but not least is Anissa Kate, an exotic looking olive skinned dark haired lady who, if the opening scene is anything to go by, loves lollipops. She teases us and then gets naked and shows off her body and plays with herself for a few minutes, after which she uses that slimy lollipop on her tits and more. Mike sucks her feet and licks her toes then the candy treat finds its way to her twat. He eats her ass and gets his tongue way down in there after which she gives him some seriously sloppy head and swallows his sword like a seasoned professional. A glass dildo works its way up her ass, after which Mike replaces the fake cock with the real thing. She gets her legs up and spread to give him more access to her ass, and then rides him anally reverse cowgirl style and then regular cowgirl style. He pulls out and crams it down her throat where he finishes up the scene and the feature itself.
This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable widescreen 1.78.1 presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a considerablye amount of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you’d realistically expect it to.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn’t much to whine about here. The audio is fine.
Extras on disc one include a cast list, a list of contents on disc two, and some weblinks – all of which are useless. Thankfully there’s a bonus scene here with Alanah Rae that makes up for that. It starts off with some talky talky that you’ll probably fast forward through, but then gets hot and heavy as she and her man make out outside and then head indoors where he giant fake tits get sucked. She gives head, gets eaten out, and then pounded in her pussy and her ass, even taking an enema at one point, until the scene ends with a wang up her ass and then a text disclaimer telling us what happened. Weird. Dirty girl! Disc two also features a bonus scene, this time with Jayden James who plays with her big tits and shakes her big ass in a house before getting down and dirty with a man who makes a beeline with his face for her ass. She smothers him a bit then blows him before they go at it anally a few different ways. He blows pulls his wang out and then the scene cuts to an interview with Jayden. The second disc also features a cum shot recap, some still galleries, some filmographies and a few trailers for other Evil Angel products. Both of the two discs in the set include menus and chapter selection.
If ass fucking is your thing, and if you’re reading this there’s a good chance that is the case, then you’ll probably get off nice and easy with Anal Bombshells. Sure, it only offers up four ladies over the span of its two discs but each one comes up a winner and the extras offer a few surprises too. The action is hot, heavy and plentiful, shot with a nice mix of POV and standard camera angles and the end result is a pretty spankworthy collection of booty rockin’ hardcore that comes highly recommended.