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Anal Academy, The

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/8/12

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Anal Academy

Third Degree

Genre: Compilation, MILF

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Director: Varied By Scene

Cast: Ashli Orion, Mark Wood, Amy Brooke, Denis Marti, McKenzie Lee, Pat Myne, Danica Dillan, John Strong, Bobbi Starr, Mick Blue, Joanna Angel, Sasha Grey, James Deen, Aleska Diamond, Mr. Pete, Andi Anderson, Tommy Gunn, Phoenix Marie, Courtney Cummz, Riley Evans, Rebeca Linares, Steve Holmes, Mya Nichole, Ben English, Alektra Blue, Sammie Rhodes

Length: 402:47 minutes (207:36 minutes & 195:11 minutes)

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: There was a slipcover, photogallery, trailers and popshots.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Anal Academylooked decent enough, some of the older scenes just as crisp as the newer ones even though admittedly they were not the very best the company has to offer. The bitrates varied too much to pigeonhole and while most scenes came from a couple of sources/series, the various directors all complied with company norms in presenting scenes worthy of your seed. The audio was similar, just the basics but the vocals could be heard easily, no real issues arising so you won’t be disappointed if you’re used to their work.

Body of Review: Third Degree is one of the dependable gonzo companies around over the years offering some fine sexual trysts on their DVDs. While most have had a particular theme so fans can pick up titles catering to their spank banks, the company has been known to offer some compilations greatly expanding the fuck for the buck value involved. Such was the case with The Anal Academy, featuring fourteen scenes from the company archives that involve hotties engaging in anal sex with male partners. A few titles were mined more heavily than others but this was a modestly broad selection overall, the appeal of the specific ladies such as Courtney Cummz, Phoenix Marie, Rebeca Linares, and Bobbi Starr (among others) certainly enough to fill your respective spank banks given the double disc contains nearly seven hours of prime ass fucking material. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Bum Rushed 2: Ashli Orion, an all natural brunette with a healthy rump and girl-next-door smile, was up first as she provide some silly comments during an open dialogue, the scene slipping into a tease montage where her skimpy animal print thong and bikini top did little to hide her assets from viewers. There was an attempt to shoot this opening montage in a glamorous manner, not as graphic but a bit overly bright for my tastes. Still, she shook her moneymaker to the music added in post production, soon ending up on the couch where every-man Mark Wood got to stretch her rectum with a toy. She kept her ass high and her head down, moaning as he penetrated her anal cavity and feed her the toy, both of them giving the other some oral loving. She provided a lot more than he did but she was soon climbing onto his pecker to wildly ride him, her fleshy ass rippling as she impaled herself. Surprisingly, she did nearly as well with the anal action, riding his cock hard as she bounced on it while rubbing her clitoris. She did some taste testing between positions and kept eye contact with him as though they were long lost lovers, the chemistry between them pretty solid even before he jerked out a nut of genetic juice to her mouth for swallowing.

Scene Two: Phone Fucks: Amy Brooke, a cute and lean blond, was up next playing with her phone on the tan couch as the tease montage turned into a full fledged fuck session with Denis Marti. The phone use involved sexting naughty pictures, Denis gobbling her gash and fingering her before she blew him in sloppy style. The two then got sweaty banging vaginally and anally in active style, some taste testing and power pounding enhancing the scene between them. It ended when he unleashed his spew of ball batter all over her mouth and face, Amy kneeling to greedily accept his semen as more pictures were taken using the phone.

Scene Three: Bikini Land: McKenzie Lee teases the camera in her colorful bikini. Soon, she shows off her womanly treasures and fingerfucks her butthole. Moments later, she is indoors. Her pretty plaything is being manually pleasured by her and Pat Myne. He really puts a lot of enthusiasm in his oral workover of her cute cooter. She also rubs his dick with her feet. He spanks her butt at times. Her beauty is a stimulant while he fucks her from behind anally. Next, McKenzie's cocksuck activity is cool looking. The cowgirl action raises their chemistry level. Afterwards, more anal activity occurs as the excitement level and intensity rise again. Then, he strokes off on her wide open mouth. (review by George the Apache Warrior)

Scene Four: The Art of Anal 1: Danica Dillan, a lean brunette wearing white lingerie, was up next as she took on John Strong, the gal being the least established performer of the cast. Whatever her lack of experience might have been, Danica was well versed in tease and all the usual porn moves, her cute eyes keeping contact with the camera until John stepped into the picture. She masturbated on the couch with some anal device and then the scene cut away to show her inhaling his cock orally, the messy hummer a delightful manner to begin her coupling sequence. They began the penetration with some vaginal but she was soon taking him in her ass (in a passive manner) as she rubbed her clitoris. The passive anal penetration continued in various positions as she grimaced, eventually milking him of his seed when he jerked off to her open mouth, though little of his population pudding was observed since she swallowed it whole from the tap.

Scene Five: Bum Rushed 2: Bobbi Starr, an extremely popular brunette known far and wide for her anal tricks, was up next with Mick Blue, the scene following the formula with her wearing a sheer set of black bikini undies. After a silly introduction where she discussed her love of anal sex, she teased to music, her ass growing curvier than ever before she plopped down on a red couch to offer herself to Mick. She warmed up with a toy and soon slobbed his knob, Mick not missing a beat between the transitions between the oral to the vaginal and anal sex. There was some teasing from both of them that appealed, the couple focusing on giving pleasure as much as receiving it, her fingers repeatedly keeping her ready to rumble anally. I was surprised that there was not a lot of anal here though, his pecker jerked off to her face for the resulting nut of population pudding way sooner than usual (maybe she was too much for him).

Scene Six: I Wanna Bang Your Sister: (credited as “I Wanna Blow Your Sister”) Joanna Angel and Sasha Grey, two attractive brunettes well known in modern porn circles, were up next as they cooked for James Deen, the man sending Joanna out for oregano while he and Sasha went at it on the bed. They quickly took advantage of their friend leaving, their clothing flying off as they orally consumed one another, both giving head before some passive vaginal riding by Sasha. As the scene progressed, she rode more heartily at times, her looks again helping make up for her inconsistent penetrative skills. About midway through, James went for the upgrade as Joanna came back; James eating her ass before nagging her too. They quickly transitioned to anal sex and Joanna was the superior rider, her taste testing leading to him asking her to get some paprika as Sasha came back for another round of romping. He then beat off some genetic juice to her mouth and the scene ended when they were all sitting at the dining room table eating their soup.

Scene Seven: Farm Fresh 2: Aleska is the hottie found on the DVD cover. She has a smoking body. The camera opens on her ass and it is an amazing view. She continues to give a tease and show off her goods with masturbation. The scene cuts and we find her between 2 naked dudes. She sucks them off in turn and handles the action like a pro. When sex comes into play the dude's work her from both ends. Aleska looks great as she sucks and fucks them. Midway into the action one of the dude's fingers her asshole. The action continues with some steamy anal fun. There is also some pretty good double penetration. The scene ends with Aleska swallowing both their loads. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Eight: Watermelons 1: Andi Anderson, a blond with big DSLs and tits to match, was up first as she teased along a house with a large mural, her crop top getting wet down during the slow motion tease while her hot pink thong remained on a while longer. The tease didn't last all that long but she went inside to have Tommy Gunn sucking on her breasts, the titty play making both of them happy. Once warmed up, she dropped to her knees to release his pecker from his pants, the gal slobbing his knob actively on her knees and on the couch before she pulled down her thong to take his cock inside her pussy. He toyed with her but eventually started drilling her quite hard, her passive posture evolving to where she began pushing back as the scene continued. There was a lot of taste testing here and she gave him an oiled titty fuck to top it off, moving into some anal towards the end (where she really went from mediocre rider to an active hotty). This caused his balls to tighten and he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her tits, Andi licking them clean before the camera faded out.

Scene Nine: Bleached To The Bone 3: Phoenix is a slender blonde with massive sized breasts. In this scene we find her on a large black couch. She has her legs spread wide open, her tits are exposed and she's rubbing her clit. She also uses a dildo in her butt. Next we find her going down on some dude. She sucks his cock with good energy. There's some light face fucking and deep throating. Hot stuff. Afterward they engage in sex. The penetration action starts off with a lot of excitement. Phoenix looks damn fine getting fucked. I especially loved the view of her big tits bouncing and jiggling. Eventually they move from straight to anal. The anal action gives the scene a nice intensity. The scene ends with cum swallowing. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Ten: Pornstar Perspective: Courtney Cummz, the enthusiastic leader of the pack, was up next as she pranced about in her light green bikini undies on the couch, bouncing around for Mick Blue. She masturbated and also gave an over the top performance, surpassing Ann's by a wide margin though seemingly into doing herself as she fingered her pussy and ass. This warmed her up enough to attack Mick's member, slobbing his knob with passion and energy, the chemistry displayed largely the result of her gregarious mannerisms. She was more active at riding during the vaginal portions of the movie than the anal but she always maintained a lot of dirty verbiage and beckoned his wad of population pudding to her mouth.

Scene Eleven: Splashes On Glasses 1: Riley Evans is another blonde cutie featured on Splashes on Glasses. Like the others this scene begins with a solo act, some shoddy camera work, and a fair amount of foreplay. Considering Riley is shoving a dildo up her ass at the very start of this scene, I think you can probably assume what's coming next. The scene's action gets underway with some oral and cowgirl. From there it moves onto purely anal right up through to the end. Riley puts on a good show for it, though she doesn't seem as into the anal as Andi did. Then again maybe the awkward expressions on her face can be misconstrued as pleasure? Either way it's good stuff here. (review by Harry Johnson)

Scene Twelve: Too Small To Take It All 1: The second scene in Too Small to Take it All features the lovely Rebeca Linares doing what she does best: looking sexy for the camera! Quite honestly I didn't realize that Rebeca was as small as she really is! She doesn't hit five feet tall and she's under a hundred pounds! For such a little girl she's really a minx though, and she puts her talent on display here. Her man's massive cock quickly finds its way to her tiny pussy and Rebeca does an amazing ride on top of him that will make you ever girl you met was as skilled as her. While she manages to take most all of his cock, she really sings throughout this scene and there's plenty of screaming that follows. This is especially true when she takes it up the ass! This scene did not disappoint at all and exemplified the reasons I love Rebeca. Great work! (review by Harry Johnson)

Scene Thirteen: Filthy 3: Mya Nichole starts off telling us about her fantasy of us fucking her and making her scream as she sits in a pink outfit and rubs herself. A very nice start! She is an attractive brunette with pouty lips and tattoos up her right arm. She is a great teaser, talking into the camera and making you either wet or hard as a diamond cutter. She tells us about another fantasy and shows us too, sticking a large red butt plug up her ass. Her butt is gorgeous as she makes the wide piece of rubber disappear in her hole--very hot. She then tells us she is sick and twisted and perverted and shows up in black dominatrix latex gear, walking over to a nearby stud and pulling his pants down to tie up his balls and cock in a sling that makes his member stand straight up. The video is very great and her sucking him at this point is a very close POV shot and is quite erotic as she speaks to the camera. Another stud shows up to now fuck her and she moves back and forth between them like an animal trying to decide what to devour first. So, she does them both at the same time and she is nasty as hell as she moves between them. The guys help too with instructions on how they want fucked and jacked of. The do a DP on her and she looks great in it with her thigh-high latex books shimmering against the lights and saying, "aaah Fuck" a lot. From behind and on top they plow both holes with abandon and really rip her open. She takes two large loads to there face and is completely covered in goo, her sexy eyes conveying lust on another level. Mya has a great looking body, sexy eyes, a nasty attitude and really sex soft voice that alone could get you going. I really liked this scene and it will have a lot of replay value for you. (review by Marine Hardcore)

Scene Fourteen: Totally Fucked 2: Alektra Blue, a brunette with gorgeous eyes and a curvy body, was up last feeling her nipples and aggressively slobbing the knob of Pat Myne while Sammie Rhodes masturbated nearby. This was the second half of the original scene from the movie, the lack of gash gobbling perhaps upsetting some fans though given the strength of Alektra’s hummer I couldn’t complain too loudly. The POV hummer was mixed in with some more straightforward vaginal and anal penetration positions, Alektra impaling herself in whatever hole she cared to stuff at a given time. There was some slapping and fluid works, the gal taking his wad of splooge into her mouth, the spunk landing on her chest and some of it swallowed.

Summary: The Anal Academy by Third Degree had almost seven hours of quality gonzo material, some of the choices vastly superior in terms of active riding, replay value, and strokability but I just can’t argue with the premise that anyone new to the company who happens to enjoy attractive women having fun with anal sex involving a male partner finding this to be well worth a rating of Recommended. The technical values were better than average for a show providing so much material on a couple of discs and while the extras were pretty lame, the ladies included a good variety of babes to flesh out your spank bank. IN short, aficionados of anal penetration should enjoy The Anal Academy, the compilation having a few rough edges but well worth picking up if you’re so inclined.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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