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Up My Asian Ass

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/18/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Up My Asian Ass

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Anal, Asian

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Jayden Lee, Mr. Pete, Marika Hase, David Perry, Katsuni, Toni Ribas, Sharon Lee, Manuel Ferrara, Asa Akira, Erik Everhard

Length: 183:29 minutes

Date of Production: 6/10/2012

Extras: There were six trailers, a photogallery, websites, pop shot recap, a cast list, and a BTS lasting 23:04 minutes. The Behind the Scenes feature included a lot of interview material while the ladies were getting ready, Chris chiming in at times but generally allowing the ladies and cameraman Tony Flush to cover a lot of ground. For the record, neither Asa Akira nor Katsuni are “old news” as stated toward the end.

Condoms: None

Jayden Lee

Audio/Video Quality: Up My Asian Ass was presented in an crisp 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, no scenes going far outside the box in terms of centering on dark rooms this time. The editing was credited to Ben Artmet but it did not seem overly jumpy, the majority of action fluidly revealed and captured. There was a company watermark in the lower right hand corner but it was small and unobtrusive for those who care. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.

Marika Hase

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Body of Review: Chris Streams has provided a wealth of great fuck flicks at Jules Jordan Video of late, certainly upgrades over his last company efforts. His latest flick coming in to review is called Up My Asian Ass, the show providing a series of sexy Asian babes getting pounded in the ass by cock, the casting including some tried & true favorites like Asa Akira and Katsuni but also new gals like Marika Hase and sweet hotties like Jayden Lee & Sharon Lee. As expected, there was truth in advertising since each woman did anal but the upgrade was how each of them treated getting the peckers hammering away at their tight asses, Chris showing his skill in pulling out the best from each of them. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Jayden Lee, the sexy young lady seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she slowly teased in her colorful thong and lingerie. The upbeat music was okay but the visuals were exceptional as she undressed in the house, her flexibility and allure bringing in Mr. Pete. He used some water on her ass in the chair and then fingered her two holes, rimming her and prying apart her tight ass before some active vaginal plowing took place. He was rough on her but she savored the taste of his pecker aggressively, bouncing on his rod before shoving him inside her ass by her own hand. She took a bit to warm up to the anal but Pete pounded away rapidly, Jayden doing ATM and then getting into the spirit of the anal as though she enjoyed it a lot. They soon took a break for her to provide him with full service oral (tossing his salad), her eye contact elevating the quality of the scene for me and her assistance during the facial of genetic juice making it a solid opening scene.

Sharon Lee

Scene Two: Marika Hase, an exceptionally cute Japanese gal seen on the upper middle of the front cover, was up next in the house. She wore her cover attire and in the BTS made it clear that she was fresh off the boat from Japan even though she was very popular over there. The natural light pouring into the house from the bank of windows was great on her and while I like curvier ladies, she was definitely a cutie, her tease montage lasting awhile and showcasing her goodies rather well. David Perry than came in to kiss her gently and she responded well, tasting her before she inhaled his cock as best she could; some hand to gland combat assisting her in giving him pleasure. She was very active at vaginally riding from the beginning, impaling herself on the modest rod while making various noises to enhance the aural qualities of the outing. He fucked her vaginally until a bunch of lube spewed forth like semen, the anal pushing her limits a whole lot more as he tapped that sweet perky ass. She did better once they warmed up a bit and she did ample taste testing, even rimming him before he tossed her back on the white couch to finger her to a very wet orgasm. With her makeup smeared and her body at her limit, David then tossed out a round of population pudding all over her face, Marika sucking him clean and swallowing the ball batter with a messy smile.

Asa Akira (click for scene specific trailer and photogallery)

Scene Three: Katsuni, the force of nature hotty seen featured on the left side of the front cover, was up next as she teased outside on the deck in her black and purple lingerie. Her ass and other parts were as toned as ever, the gal getting more explicit when she went inside to the white couch. There she met Toni Ribas and David Perry, the tint of the lighting off but her sexual skills as grand as ever to inspire her fans. David worked her from behind while Toni kissed her, David tonguing her ass as she slobbed the knob of Toni actively. She took turns getting dicked by both vaginally, a DP with ass slapping then taking place. Katsuni did a lot of oral on cocks and ass and the focus from that point on was her doing anal though she still gave up her trimmed snatch too. She provided a wet orgasm (squirting) thanks to some handiwork too, her pleasure enough to make her cry out in French (“Oui! Oui! Oui!”) and the various blowjobs ending when she inhaled the guys as well as took their spunk all over her then glazed face.

Scene Four: Sharon Lee, a beautiful young Asian as seen on the middle of the right side of the cover, was up next with Manuel Ferrara. She was built for speed too but slightly thicker than Marika and able to convey a naughty demeanor by looks alone. She teased and stripped, masturbating until she climbed into Manuel’s lap. They kissed hard and she kept grinding her pussy into his lap, Manuel giving her some head and rimming her perfect pucker just as she blew him. She played with his balls and focused her efforts on his head though, pushing him into her mouth a bit more as she grew more confident in her abilities. They then gave each other handjobs before vaginally fucking, starting off passively but pumping on his pecker once she was on top of him. They then went anal and slowed down a whole bunch, the gal trying hard to keep up with him and some active riding accomplished before too long though her oral efforts were pretty good too. It ended when he rubbed out a huge load of splooge all over her face as she looked up at him, her desire to blow him clean making it even hotter thanks to their chemistry.

Scene Four: Asa Akira, the gorgeous young lady featured on the lower half of the cover in stunning white lingerie, was up last with Erik Everhard. Her tease was great and I loved the look of the selected lingerie on her sleek form, her makeup on the garish side but her body as smoking hot as ever. She masturbated using a black dildo in her pussy and ass, tasting it freely before Erik ripped her hosiery and ate her ass. This excited Asa and she reacted accordingly, her juices freely flowing as she inhaled his cock orally and he fingered her. They fucked so hard she drooled and the active vaginal work was changed to anal after she warmed up with her own hand. Both did a lot of oral on each other between positions, the eye contact and lustful stares enhancing their chemistry as they proved David’s comments in the BTS wrong (about the Frenchmen being the best fucks; a claim arguable for Manuel only, Erik coming in a close second here). I especially liked that Asa jerked him off all over her face and mouth while sucking his balls dry, swallowing her liquid reward after playing with it.

Summary: Up My Asian Ass by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video was a very solid set of five scenes starring Asian cuties that looked great and offered up the ass for all sorts of heated penetration. For a guy like me that has never really been an aficionado for Asians (I like all women), the replay value and strokability earned a rating of Highly Recommended or better, each of the ladies providing a little something different along the way. In short then, Up My Asian Ass departed slightly from many of Chris’ titles of the past in that it not only focused on anal but on Asians, the technical aspects of the show enhancing the sex enough to stand out from the crowd pack of his peers in the field.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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