Cast: Bridgette B., Michael Vegas, Jessie Andrews, Mr. Pete, Veruca James, Anthony Rosano, April O’Neil, Tommy Pistol, Kagney Linn Karter Non-sex Roles: Peter O’Tool, Chad Diamond, KS, BZ
Length: 112:34 minutes
Dates of Production: 4/8/2012 to 4/10/2012
Extras: This copy of the show did not have the extras disc that is scheduled to accompany the consumer release.
Audio/Video Quality: The Godfather: A Dreamzone Parody was presented in the expected anamorphic widescreen in 1.78:1 as she by cinematographer Paul Woodcrest for director Lee Roy Myers for Dreamzone Entertainment. The lighting was very well done in most cases and the editing of the brief non-sex tributes to the original movie were great (courtesy of Honey Myers). The bitrate and other visual aspects of the movie lent themselves to the pornification effort with the pacing of the sex scenes as crucial to entertainment value as the feature elements, the makeup by Glenn Alfonzo complimenting the other areas of technical expertise. The aural aspects of the show were attributed to sound engineer Freddy Fingers, the blending of the crisp vocals and excellent score also worthy of attention come awards time in the next few months.
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Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers is arguably one of the most accomplished porn parody directors of this generation, his titles at Dreamzone Entertainment reminding everyone that his success has not been a fluke by any means. Even a quick look at his accomplishments would take some time, his latest project certain to garner even more praise when it comes out next week. That’s right, I’m talking about The Godfather: A Dreamzone Parody. If there is anyone out there unfamiliar with the world renowned “Godfather Saga”, at least over the age of twenty, I have not met them, the series literally spawning a massive change in how movies were shot, how the characters portrayed mobsters, and exploding into a cottage industry amounting to a genre all its own. This pornified version takes the essence of what made the mainstream movie work so well and added some smoking hot sex scenes by a series of beautiful babes, altering the details just enough to make this a true parody (in the comedic sense) rather than a lame copy with sex as others seem content to offer. The company described the movie like this: “The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody welcomes viewers into the Whorleone family. As the head of the world's largest adult-film distribution company, the Dong has accumulated many friends, but even more enemies. At the brink of porn war, the organization eases the tension with orifices that no one can refuse and a raunchy dose of revenge. Entangled in the treacherous webs of debauchery and deceit are Peter O'Tool as Dong Vito Whorleone, Kagney Lynn Karter, Tommy Pistol, Jessie Andrews, April O'Neil, Michael Vegas, Anthony Rosano, Bridgette B., Veruca James, and Mr. Pete. Written & Directed by Lee Roy Myers.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
April O'Neil with Tommy
Scene One: Bridgette B., the busty blond bombshell seen on the far right side of the cover, was up first making out with Michael Vegas in the bed. Her colorful lingerie was cast aside so he could suck her nipples, Michael reciprocating by gobbling her gash as she bounced on his tongue. They kept solid eye contact and she reclined in pleasure, inhaling his pecker briefly before some active vaginal riding. Her shaven slit took him in with ease as her boobs bounced all over, her respiration rate increasing as the tryst continued. She then sucked the juices right off his rod before climbing back for another round on penetration, the doggy position nearly causing me to explode given how perfect her ass looked bouncing around. Some missionary ended it though with Michael busting a nut of genetic juice all over her tits, Bridgette savoring the taste of the ball batter before the next clip of amusing feature elements began.
Kagney Linn Karter
Scene Two: Jessie Andrews, the excessively cute starlet featured on the lower portion of the cover, was up next in bed to showcase her burgeoning oral skills on Mr. Pete. I won’t ruin the story elements since they were among the funniest of the movie (from the set up with Peter to the word play in bed), but I will say that I developed a newfound appreciation for Jessie’s oral skills in this oral only scene. She throated Pete easily and gave him a messy blowjob much better than she is known for, the streamers flying all around and her hand to gland combat style very well developed. Pete gave her some licks in the 69 position too but she was clearly the focal point of the action, the editing about as good as it gets in a parody. The POV portion was powerful and the concentration she showed added replay value, Jessie milking him dry of spunk into her mouth though no apparent swallowing taking place this time.
Scene Three: Veruca James, a lean brunette wearing sexy lingerie, was up next as the tattooed gal took on mobster Anthony Rosano. I am most familiar with her work in a few Burning Angel movies and Anthony is a frequent flyer in the porn parody market, her fishnets and zealous love of cock contributing to making the scene strokable. He ate her snatch and she made these cute noises as he pleasured her, her shaven slit making her look much younger as the flexible lass encouraged him to continue getting her off. They shared at least as much chemistry (or lust) as their peers in the movie too, her zeal to polish his pecker admirable just as her nut munching should appeal to any of the tea baggers out there. He then titty fucked her before some active vaginal positions, the gal sitting on his face briefly before he continued tapping her pussy while rubbing her perfect pucker. There was ample taste testing and it ended when he unleashed his population pudding all over her ass, the sweaty duo then getting ready for work.
Scene Four: April O’Neil, the sexy brunette seen just to the left of Peter on the cover, was up next as she took on Tommy Pistol in the bar (in a scene heavily borrowed from the mainstream movie but made better by the altered dynamic). He pulled out a large dildo on her and made her suck it, shoving it in her hairy pussy while she squatted on a table in the diner. She then slobbed the plastic knob clean of her own juices before he chowed down on her beef curtains, his tongue working her asshole and fingers stretching out her snatch before they fucked in a standing doggy. The active vaginal riding was satisfying and enthusiastic, April intermittently blowing him between more positions. The scene then ended when he tossed out a wad of splooge all over her chest and she provided some post coital head as the camera panned her body.
Scene Five: Kagney Linn Karter, the bountiful and buxom blond seen on the far left side of the front cover, was up last as she kissed Tommy Pistol, her curves seen even in the black dress she wore. They ended up in the room where his hand pulled aside her patterned panties, his face stuffed between her awesome ass cheeks as she bent over to appreciate his oral tendencies. She then laid back on the puke green couch and spread her legs for him to aggressively eat her pussy out, some attention to her asshole exciting her at least as much. Kagney then gave a short but slightly sloppy hummer, moving to actively ride his cock vaginally while her sweet ass pushed back to meet each thrust of his rod. She was clean shaven too and impaled herself on his pud, both providing intermittent head to the other until she took his nut all over her face while looking up at him.
Summary: The Godfather: A Dreamzone Parody by director Lee Roy Myers for Dreamzone Entertainment was a wonderfully entertaining parody of the popular movie, the nods to the source material plentiful and thoughtful while the sex was on par with anything rival families will likely offer in their own parody releases. Bridgette B. was an excellent ride, Jessie Andrews gave a fine knob slobbing, Veruca James and April O’Neil showed how they play in the big leagues, and Kagney Lin Karter once again wowed the fans with her superb body in their respective sexual liaisons. Taken as a whole, the movie really did provide “an offer you can’t refuse” given the strength of the technical aspects combined with the heat generated by the cast, Tommy Pistol and Peter O’Tool continuing to impress with how well they made their roles stand apart from the crowd here. If the second disc of extras is half as good as it is rumored to be, this might be the company’s big hit of the year, meriting a rating of Highly Recommended for all the effort put into it. In short, while The Godfather: A Dreamzone Parody might not have acting reminiscent of Al Pacino and Marlon Brando, the original lacked the tits of Kagney Linn Karter, the oral skills of Jessie Andrews, and all the other inspirational skills the other ladies brought to this production so give it a chance.
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