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Elastic Assholes 10

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/25/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Mike John’s Elastic Assholes 10

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Anal, Interracial

The Extras

Director: Mike John & Tim Von Swine

Cast: Sharon Lee, Mr. Pete, Sarah Shevon, Sean Michaels, D. Snoop, Penny Pax, Sierra Sanders, Tim Von Swine, Leiani Leeane, Mark Zane

Length: 168:50 minutes

Date of Production: 6/29/2012

Extras: There was a group of six trailers, a popshot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list, and a great BTS lasting 32:34 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots, Tim adding comments along the way (definitely adding some fun) including some background material (Tim commenting about AC/DC music playing-I think they’d appreciate it too, Tim) as well as some more sex.

Condoms: None

Sharon Lee

Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s Elastic Assholes 10 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, the open rooms well lit this time (I still preferred the tease sessions by the pool when available though). There were no compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 4.2 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention to it) and the fleshtones were nearly perfect, making this one visually solid for my tastes. As expected, Tim Von Swine assisted on the production and the entire movie was the better for it, again earning him co-directing credit. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.

Sarah Shevon

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Body of Review: Mike John and Tim Von Swine are two of the best gonzo directors in porn, their works at Jules Jordan Video often among the best you will find for nasty, smutty stroke material. Their latest title coming out next week is called Mike John’s Elastic Assholes 10, the series providing a lengthy look at ladies who have shown a propensity to take a cock up their ass with a smile. There was a decent selection of ladies here including Sierra Sanders, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeane, Sharon Lee, and Penny Pax; each providing a sexy ass in action dynamic the fans are going to love. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:

Penny Pax

Scene One: Sharon Lee, the cute Asian babe seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up first wearing a red & black bikini out by the pool on the sunny day. She had an accent that turned on Tim (working camera) and scene partner Mr. Pete, her top and bottom coming off fairly quickly as Pete hovered over her. The couple gave each other some preliminary head and went into the house, taking much more time to savor each other from Pete sucking her tits and gobbling her gash to him rimming her to Sharon slobbing his knob like a champion. If they did not have personal chemistry like I believe, they at least had a lustful personal connection, her aural commentary elevating the proceeding substantially. Pete tapped her pussy before her ass but freely used each of her three holes at his leisure, the guy rewarding her with a frothy orgasm (squirting) using his hand. While she was not the most active rider of the bunch, she liked his pecker porking her perfect pucker, his pud popping some population pudding all around her ass and anal gape.

Sierra Sanders

Scene Two: Sarah Shevon, the attractive young brunette seen on the middle of the left hand side of the cover, was up next as she knelt on all fours in the backyard while wearing her silver bikini. Her ass looked exceptional and her pretty eyes mesmerized, her all natural body certain to appeal to many new fans. She teased and started using a black anal plug to ready herself, slowly stuffing it in her ass before Sean Michaels and D. Snoop walked over to assist her. They slapped her meaty ass and she teased by sucking cock through their pants, pushing the plug out on command to show she had the requisite command of her sphincter muscles, moving into the house to get much more explicit with her alternating between sucking them off and jerking them off in the living room (by the tan couch), her eye contact as she looked up to them simply superb. The guys rubbed her snatch and gave her some love too but she was the dominant oral force of the scene, soon taking them in her pussy and ass before the inevitable double penetrations started. So the scene had everything it needed to work; sloppy head, all access fucking, a babe, and plenty of energy with enough enthusiasm to make this an interracial fuck fest to remember, even showing Sarah swallow the two wads of genetic juice tossed her way.

Leilani Leeane with Snoop and Mark

Scene Three: Penny Pax, the lean blond with the sweet ass seen on the middle of the right side of the cover, was up next with Sean Michaels in the living room (tan couch again). She wore her glasses (some guys really care about that) and bent over a bunch, Sean handing her an anal plug to warm up her ass with as she masturbated and then slobbed his knob. There was a sense of enjoyment projected by the woman that I appreciated, something typically of many of Tim’s movies with Mike, Penny pushing her limits to engulf his cock with her mouth though it was clearly too large for her to handle with ease. He teased her boobs with it too, Penny doing a technical DP and lots more taste testing between penetrative positions. The vaginal was followed by the anal, Penny spreading her ass wide to accommodate his girth, the look on her face as he fed her her own juices from pussy and ass helping make the scene stand out for me. She was actively into the action from beginning to end too, Sean beating off his spunk to her face while her glasses were still on. Penny then provided some post coital head and tasted the remaining seed, spreading her ass one last time for the camera before it faded out.

Scene Four: Sierra Sanders, the curvy young lady featured on the bottom of the front cover from South Carolina, was up next in what I believe is her fourth listed scene in porn. She had an all natural body and decent rack, her shaven snatch looking very inviting as did her ass when she bent over by the pool on the natural day. Tim Von Swine was again the cameraman and he was so into her it was amusing, the fetching lass going into the house to give him a POV blowjob. She provided a slow, measured hummer that appeared like she was savoring him, throating the guy and keeping eye contact. That led to various forms of active vaginal, and eventually anal, penetrative positions; all offering some taste testing as she cleaned Tim’s pecker out of her holes. I’m not going to say she had it as tough as some of the others since Tim is not exactly as well hung as Sean, for example, but there was enough enjoyment out of the process to elevate the scene over so many of the generic trysts out there, the guy rubbing out a load of splooge (he’d call it “hog sauce”) to her face with Sierra swallowing it easily.

Scene Five: Leiani Leeane, the exotic babe with the great ass seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up last out by the pool wearing a colorful bikini top and blue jean booty shorts. This was another lady built for speed over comfort, her natural tits and winning smile causing Mark Zane and D. Snoop to drool (as did Tim). They began by the pool with some oral and vaginal but moved into the house to go crazy as Snoop gobbled her gash and she inhaled Mark’s pecker orally. The guys swapped out numerous times to bang her on the orange couch (with animal print pillows, yikes!), Leilani sucking them off as one would drill her mouth and the other her pussy. They then switched to doing anal and she was an active rider there too, the men moving her into a DP with ample taste testing as she shook her booty. It was a strong scene where Leilani brought her “A” game as Tim would say, the cutie swallowing their ball batter and laughing as it finished up.

Summary: Mike John’s Elastic Assholes 10 by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another winning adventure by the director, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action again adding up to a rating of Highly Recommended by my count. Sierra Sanders, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeane, Sharon Lee, and Penny Pax were all providing some replay value and strokability, the guys elevating the sexual antics with all the usual touches they add to inspire heat, energy, and enthusiasm. In short then, Mike John’s Elastic Assholes 10 was again full of the fun factor that makes the director’s movies so appreciated, his ability to showcase sexually skilled anal hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting, Tim Von Swine’s touch again enhancing the final product.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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